Alright Sup Forums im going to kill some one. Here are the reasons...

Alright Sup Forums im going to kill some one. Here are the reasons. He Tried stabbing me he smashed a glass over my head. every night he drags me into his room and hits me nothing else he just hits me. He's my uncle. Im going to stab him how can i do it so the first strike kills him. hes an alcoholic hes really powerful so i have to kill him with one stab.

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>im gonna stab him
>posts picture of guns
>alcoholic
>pic has coke

Op here. Haha well ill get my pictures right next time

I think the back of the neck in between vertebra
Or
Sever the cerotid artery

Step 1: get proof of abuse
Step 2: slit his throat while he sleeps
Step 3: profit

>cerotid artery
You can trust this guy

we didn't ask

Op here. What do i do just put the knife to his throat and pull

post pics of dead body in natural Sup Forums fashion

Sure, sounds good. Test it on your own throat to make sure you have the motion correct.

OP Here. Will do

dont forget to apply pressure to make sure the knfie is sharp enough to cut the flesh

kek

OP Here. What kind of knife do i use

an extremely dull machette
mae sure to cause as much pain as possible bfore cutting through
bonus points for serrated edge

Use a serrated knife

Butter knife

or you would just get him once in the jugular
prob want to drag it across then stab into it asap for redundancy

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Spike his drink with lunesta

Op Here. i dont care about bonus points just want to kill him

>lunesta
You spelled Viagra wrong

bullshit thread

you take a knife stab it in his throat from behind and then punch it forward. will be quite messy but he will be dead for sure

then use a spoon

Did you learn this move from anime?

OP Here. Thanks Sup Forums be sure to look at the irish news. ye sick fuckers love this shit. goodbye.

Bye bye, you are fucked btw

nah some old fucking army veteran. to lazy to find the video

god speed

will do

Do like dis.

1/2

2/2

Dose him with 3 to 4 vials of liquid LSD he will be checked in emergency psychiatric care and it wont show up on the blood screens then kill him while he has a record of a psychotic episode plus you get the added entertainment of watching flip out for at least a day until he is sent to the ER.

If you have to use a knife, make sure it's a sharp one.
Ur probably a poor fag and probably gonna use a shitty kitchen knife. So place to stab would be neck, inner thighs, arm pit, and gooch. All these are death blows and he will bleed out soon.
If you stab in the chest, make sure the blade if up and down if going into ribs that are parallel left to right. The tip is less likely to hit bone and position itself in between the ribs, twist your wrist and push then boom you just got past the ribs into vital organs. Though a kitchen knife will flex too much with that technique.

Stay away for intestinal stabs, you don't know what ur doing and probably can't garuntee a quick kill.

dubs decid wich youtube channels do we subscribe to

Op here dont care if im caught

Stab in the ass then cut dick then alahu akbar his head

Is up and down and is*

OP if your choice is a knife watch tho filme "a grande arte" "the knife" from 1991 with peter coyote. Has a nice intro of silat and escrima. You will learn the very basic of knife killing.

That's not where the heart is bro

Sneak behind him, and stab him in the neck if you want him to suffer, or just stab him in his back with the biggest knife you have (ofc), or be smart and get some sleeping pils drug him out, and have your way with him,

op here iM GOING TO KILL WHILE HES ASLEEP

Shit i put it in caps

From the sound of things he tried to stab you with his cock. And the hitting was probably his balls hitting your ass as he pounded. You come off as a moron. If you let someone push you around and you dont pick up the first thing you can lay your hands on and beat the shit out of him....your a deserving faggot.

Imagine being him and being stabbed while sleaping.

are you questioning master Hei Long

Op here i dont want to "have my way with him" I just want to kill him

Watch this op. This will guarantee dead.

i tried to i got the shit bet out of me aoap here btw

Next time you kill someone?

You just need to show dominance. Wait for him to get black out drunk or pass out and then. Rape the fuck out him.

Don't listen to these tards, just followIf you have to absolutely use a knife use a combat oriented knife. Tantos are good stabbing, just make sure it's sharp, because you're nigger ass like most of the fucks in here probably would use a knife as a screw driver.

No i dont kill people i just want to kill him he hit my grandma to so yeah. op here btw

Do you know dick about anatomy?

youtu.be/wShdc2zdNi8
There you go. Learn.

im just following for some entertainment, but you should slit the jugular or something. Either make sure he is dead instantly or cut him so many times he bleeds out within a few minutes because if he gets you, you are fucked.

also why does op keep getting dubs? is this a sign?

what the fuck do you think the answer is

Trust me its way more enjoyeble to ''have your way with them'' yes them.
if you want some way's of not dealing with killing someone, drug them to death, its better to not feel attacthed to his killing, get ricin or some other drug that is tasteless, and wont how up in an investigation,
or you get some balls and kill him, and kill yourself, drugging him, wont get back at you, since ricin takes like 36-48 hrs to kill him, he could've been poisoned any where, its a win win for you, hes dead and you can live happily after.

then shoot the motherfucker. electrocute him. take a long spike. bout 4 feet long. sharpen the hell out of one end. stab him under breastbone pointing upward. don't stop till he stops struggeling

Learn to use a knife. Finish in one cut. When the cops ask say it was in self defense. Jury always go for the single blow/cut crap.

or you buy rat poison, and make him eat alot put it in his drinks and food, since he's an alcoholic.
might take like 5days for him to die but he will suffer, idiot will mostlikely think its a hangover, mind you, he is an alcoholic and the drs will notice that faster than the rat poison, probobly gonna get liver medicin, which will slow down his death but sill kill him.

Im assuming u dont like being hit?

Bracing for news note tomorrow on how OP was killed by an alcohol for messing with his sleep with a knife.

You might be better off to kill him next time he flys off the handle and starts beating/raping you. You'd have a legit claim of self-defense at that point. Might not work, but your lawyer would at least have a strong argument - particularly when all the evidence of past abuse. If you kill him as he sleeps, then it's' essentially be an extra-judicial execution. Best you could hope for at that point is jury nullification/sympathy at sentencing. I'm applying American law, of course, so I'm not sure how Ireland treats matters such as these.

Op here no i dont he hit my grandma to and she let him back in the house

bump

Poisioning him would probably work better for you.

If your going to kill him and get away with it, id go for alcohol poisoning. find a way to extract pure alcohol and inject it directly into the bloodstream, somewhere inconspicuous where no one would notice the puncture wound. Leave plenty of bottles around to suggest he did this himself by binge drinking heavily and destroy any evidence of foul play. Make sure he's already drunk too, it will make it quicker.

Yes it is.

Stab him through the back between his ribs into his lung.