Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

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hi

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WHM, AST and SCH. I'm the kind of person that heals and only heals. What about you?

Eat a sock you hokey
Im not even in the truly lewd #officialartwork yet.
I missed you earlier
USAGI GA NIGETERU

Better
I mostly play MMO's

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Based NEPU!

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Claim

Embraces the haruhi
yoyo
If you didnt you'd be telling me to stahp

Stahp

Or don't ;)

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What you did it's there and i see it

I main tanks, WAR,DRK,PLD. Paladin being my prefered one

Still here.

That was me. I said that.

It's kinda strange, but not bad. I fail to hear the hope, but maybe I need to listen to the whole thing.
In the meantime, listen to this poetry:
youtube.com/watch?v=sJ7xRp-pm4M

Keep going then!

Friendly slav.

ich hatte da mehr an ein ganz oder garnicht system gedacht...
das claimen selbst hätte ich jetzt so garnicht mit aufgenommen
ich dachte mehr an:
-nur eine/n waifu/husbando (kätzerei)
-schätze deine/n waifu/husbando (kein avatar)
-und natürlich kein aktives shitposten

Dont call me that please.

What if I dont want to?
Friendly Eastern European?

What did i do?

Kann man drüber streiten. Das würde die Sache auf jedenfall einfacher machen.
Wer ist eigentlich der Dritte?
Und der zweite, falls das bei mir schon unter aktives shitposting fällt.

That's just the drugs talking, of course you do.

I won't, I won't.
But what I said is at the very least 50% true.

Not my fault if your wife is posted in them.
Its called fucking dat pussi.
You know how electronics work? You can't use two female parts nor can you use two male. You can use male and female.

slavshitslavshitslavshitslavshitslavshitslavshitslavshitslavshitslavshitslavshitslavshitslavshitslavshitslav

i still want to cum in that cup

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Yeah, I've got a friend who mostly tanks. It works out quite well for us, super short queues.

Call him discount Russian. He prefers that

The drugs are either making me or stopping me from posting lewds without a trips roll.
I bet its the slav :^)

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One day, friend, one day you'll be able to afford your own.

How about dubs?

Claim
Misaki Ayuzawa

See talis wife looks like a cheap tranny whore

Hey kid.
Wanna be a Bishop?

Post yours

I'm sorry i missed that post, neat what MMO are you playing right now?

Yeah short queues are comfy, and you being a healer must make it better, what server are you in?

Sure?

creepy image

shitposting ist eigentlich schon zu subjektiv
da hätte ich mehr an die ritter der autismus gedacht mit dem nazi QTs
aber eigentlich um generelles shitposting ab zu fangen
>der dritte
ich ging bei Kurisu und Tomoyo einfach mal davon aus, dass die nicht gewechselt haben
und da du nicht zu shitposting zählst wärst du damit der dritte

hab rory eig auch nicht beachtet...
aber ich kann die auch nicht einschätzen
Also ich zähle 2 die auf jeden fall gude anons darstellen (Du + Syndra)
dann 5 denen ich das zuschreibe aber mir nicht sicher bin (Tomoyo, Kurisu, Rory, Kuroneko, Haruhi)
dann wär da noch Anya?
und dann 2 mal autismus und tali und mich
das sind 7 - 2
eigentlich ne gute quote, mal schauen wie lange das hält
ich werd einfach enn 21 uhr zensus machen die nächsten wochen, wenn ich genug langeweile hab

no it has to be that cup specifically

Where's your pic?
Is this damage control?
Do I look like the kind of person who marries someone?
I'm a tomcat

I'm playing Guild Wars 2 right now

7 - 4 ich kann nichtmal zählen

Hyperion, same as Mako. How about you?

Take this symbol and change your name to "Bishop of Autism" if you want.
The extra Jew symbol triggers me.

GW2 is pretty neat i played it for a while

Neat i didn't know Mako played FFXIV, i play in Leviathan

what's this about nazi qts?

HYPERION SCUM

so cute I love sleeping anime girls^^

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Ok

false bishop -_-

I'm totally going to steal this, thanks

-_-

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>I fail to hear the hope
Strangely poetic in itself.
God bless.
youtu.be/sJnUydRGUfA

No one cared who I was until I put on the scarf.

post bellybuttons or thighs

scarf-chan

If I pulled that off, would you die?

Yeah, Mako plays FFXIV. She bought me the most adorably embarrassing Christmas present too...

Why?

>7-4
Das wäre schon mal nicht schlecht.
Bei Tomoyo weiß ich nicht so recht, ich dachte der rotiert. Und vom Autismus-Adel gibt es gleich drei, wobei der eine von denen eher zu den Guten zählt. Und Chara ist definitiv Shitpost. Anya interagiert mit den falschen Leuten, wahrscheinlich auch ein Ketzer.
Dann wären wir bei 7-6, excl. Tomoyo, aber natürlich debatierbar das Ergebnis.

Ich freu mich schon auf die Analysen.

I assume that they have found some in this piece. They must have given it the name for a reason.
>youtu.be/sJnUydRGUfA
But why?
youtube.com/watch?v=vQhqikWnQCU

NP my friend.

I stopped playing for a long time.

It would be extremely cold.
knife-chan
alleged pantsu connoisseur

:ok

What all were the replies I got, I never got to read any if them

>alleged
Step up, mate.

>why?
I always hated that question, I was never able to answer it.
Now I wish I could understand german, just a little bit.

Oh I played GW2! Had a great time as a bunker heal guardian. Then my shit got hacked

Fran

What did she get you? i'm now curious

:D

Well it's good to see you coming back to play something you like

You did get hacked? you tried to get the account back?

Don't pull a songebob on me, boi.

Nice meme

cut me yuno let me fill that boipuss

Almost as good as yunoposting.

I don't know if I like it that much yet. There were reasons I stopped playing, mainly that the end game was just doing the same tyhing over and over day after day

Too much at once
Who dis I'm in a new phone
I genuinely laughed
How is your Saturday?

My goal in life is to be half as happy as this dude, even if only for a minute.
He's saying:
>On and on, filled with zest for life and full of cheekiness,
>no grief in the chest and joy in the blood.
>On and on, what costs the world, today the day is mine,
>because it turned out that I like the life.
Two more verses, but kinda hard to translate. The English language lacks a lot of words.

Who are you calling Spongebob, pinhead?

Well you know how you could get married in FFXIV...?

Yeah eternal bond

Well when a game starts to getting boring it's safe to drop it

knife me yuno

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I also thought it was really fun but I wasn't sure how you felt about it. I'm glad to hear it didn't bother you too much.
It was fine, how was yours?
Woah calm down, man.

Well that. She spent a dumb amount on it too...

What a goal.
Do you know how you will achieve that?
>cheekiness
You like to be cheeky then?

You are married to Mako? congrats!

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No
Why would I be bothered by a good old bane meme?
Doing anything interesting?
It's been alright, got tilted hard by games so idk what to do now
I need to improve this pic I guess

Let me fill your boypuss yuno

just one cut yuno

I'm sorry. You can be the dirty dan.

So far my plan requires lots of recreational drugs.
>cheeky
I could never dream to get even close to Franzl's cheekiness, so I only to it occasionally while posting a cheeky image.
youtube.com/watch?v=67rc96joOz8

In FFXIV, yeah. I think she knew I was going to have a bad Christmas, but I ended up smiling all day because of it.

I need to get some more of those.

I don't date anons
no
>bishop of Autism
who dis?

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No I was talking about the yuno spam.
I'm doing anything interesting but some friends will be dragging me out somewhere later.
Nice mask!
I don't even want to be dirty dan!

That's really sweet, details can last a long time and make people happy as fuck i'm glad you had a great Kurisumasu

Will make more if I can't into back to sleep.

Maybe you should try actual drugs.
I think your level of cheekiness is substantial.

Lewd

Im dying