How do you clean up after you jerk off Sup Forums?

How do you clean up after you jerk off Sup Forums?

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Rinse my mouth out

Eat it

the dog licks it up

socks bro

Just leave it where it is.

I would assume your mom wipes her cunt after.

hold the tip closed as I cum , walk to the toilet and let it shoot.
Or do it into a sock if you need to.

Blow it in my pants and carry it around with me all day

...

I cum in a jar.

box

i wait until mom washes my sisters panties

I appreciated this

I grab a wad of toilet paper, and make Toilet Paper Pie.

i cum on my rag or in the toilet. my rag soaks it in without leaving stains.

I just wash it all away with my tears.

Fuck you

i wish i could cum that hard.
mostly it is a decent 3pump slow rinse into a well prepated double folded toilet paper.

rug* damnit

Cum on my dirty clothes

hot

Socks

I don't have to clean it because I can suck my own dick and swallow cum without making a mess.

When I'm single, I use a tissue because I'm not a fucking degenerate. When I have a gf who I'm living with, I suck it up with a small syringe(the kind with a little plastic nub instead of a needle) and I inject it into various orifices of her sleeping body. Ass and mouth are my favorite. Mouth because you have to go really slow to make sure she doesn't choke on it and wake up, ass because I get off on the idea that she's noticed the fact that she shits jizz loads in the morning and hasn't said anything because she likes the idea of me assfucking her when she sleeps.

...I was just joking about not being a degenerate

is it gay that i use condoms for jerking? makes me feel more comfy to cum without to care of the mess. and hey you can use the old ones for this kinda job

I only have lubricated condoms at the moment. Not easy clean up for fapping

Why would it be gay? Also, why would you use a condom when you can cum in so many things and not make a mess.

i eat it like a real man. what are you a faggot that is afraid of a little cum???

that sounds terrible wtf

I use my hand around my shlong as a cup and walk to the bathroom to dump it

paper towels

sick puppy swollows everything

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Grab the sheet/blanket and GATOR ROLL

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>backjacker
>pull up shirt
>cum on chest
>put shirt down

Pull boxers down, cum, pull boxers bk up

Catch it midair with my mouth

>Be me
>masturbate
>cum on my chest
>clean up cum with sand paper