enter toilet stall see this do what?
Enter toilet stall see this do what?
>cut it off with my knife
I would simply leave and find a decent stall.
Even if I'm a faggot doesn't mean I suck everything I see.
Turn 180 degrees and walk backwards
>Even if I'm a faggot doesn't mean I suck everything I see.
cut the crap, fag
I'm not you, sorry.
Kick it as hard as I could with my boot
go go gadget hedge clippers
honestly? I'd probably burst into laughter.
but I'd guess there's a 1% chance that I'm in enough of a filthy pervy mood that I might give them a handjob for my own amusement of just trying it out.
but there's also a 1% chance I have a marker pen on me, so I might just write silly stuff on it.
well you did say you were a faggot after all
you know you'd suck any dick that comes in front of you
as a str8 man with fag fantasy I would first touch it and feel it, it it responded well I would give it head like my life depended on it
So does your mom
Samefagging it hard
Piss off you stupid cunt.
>take a big ole' bite out of it
well you didn't deny it, you degenerate perv cocksucker
that makes me hard, how would you suck it? how would you work your lips and tongue on my shaft?
honestly I would probably try to stick it in my ass, I long to get ass fucked but unwilling to risk being outed as a fag, so a user cock in my toilet booth seems like a perfect way to get my fudge packed
Ha faggot. I knew it. As you can see samefagging it hard. Case closed
Take out my Leatherman, engage saw blade, deeply wound penis.
>well you didn't deny it, you degenerate perv cocksucker
>Even if I'm a faggot doesn't mean I suck everything I see.
Kill yourself
oh, so that is where the tp roll on the floor goes?
Kids these days have such interesting solutions, in my day we would have a way to mount it horizontally parallel to the wall but this must be so much easier.
Shits
leaves stall
start sucking.
lots of spit, lots of lips and wet hand motion, play with balls while sucking, licj head, suck like a hoover when it cums
Dick punch!
Wonder how freaky Friday is real and why I switched with my sister instead of my mom.
>being this triggered
why are you so ashamed of being a promiscuous nympho who'll take any dick? accept yourself however you are lol
returns to stall, wait a minute thats a niggerfaggot!
Ok, ok, I will suck it ONLY if it's your mom's dick or your sister's.
Can you sleep at night now?
sounds good, you'd make a good cocksucker, what noises would you make while sucking my dick?
#outedbyaids
I won't be able to sleep without helping you love yourself as you are man, as a town bicycle and easy mouth for everyone to use
Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Would take a shit on the toilet then I would stick that cock up my ass using my shit as lube and covering the entire cock in my shit.
That looks A LOT like my penis. Very strange.
oink, oink, oink
Clever
Same. Am gay, but random public sex with strange body parts is not what I'm in to. I'd probably leave the washroom completely.
sounds fitting
Suck it, put it in my butt, take the cum in my mouth.
would prolly just think wtf for few second and then i realise its some epic prank, well jokes on u and i would kick the dick as hard as i can.
In a public place I would be SILENT
Well I've never sucked one before but I'm dying to try it... No time like the present!
Put a roll of toilet paper on it because obviously you're out.
I would suck it like a porn star, I would not stop even if someone walked in, If it didn't cum I would put it in my ass and ride it hard until it did.
Suck it and then fuck it
show
360
I like that idea, it would turn me on to feel your shit all over my cock
>prank
>breaking a mans dick-bone
pick one
what if we locked the bathroom?
Are you people for real?
why do you take knife to the toilet
unbeknownst to you, a cam is livestreaming it all on live.me
>observe odd coat hook
>hang coat on hook
>play with phone while shitting
I would wrap it in layers upon layers of duct tape and epoxy so that he couldn't pull it out
>infinitely better than a rape whistle
I don't know I like the user aspect, I don't want to meet you, I like to do what I want, leave when I want
yeah they are real straight guys
Incase he'd come across a random dick in the wall.
It makes sense when you think about it.
The Zozzle guy is back guys
Your as twisted as I am
>1000°C hot knife vs cock
>implying any of us are attractive enough to be raped
I see we got a smoker here who carries a lighter and his knife, good man.
>exit the stall
>kick down the next door
>beat up the homo
Does kicking his dick and breaking it win me a jail sentence?
this noise [spoiler]Sir[/spoiler]
i went flaccid, cya
Or a blowtorch. Would take ages to heat up a knife with a lighter
> (OP)
>>exit the stall
>>kick down the next door
>>beat off the homo
Ftfy
I'd do nothing else other than suck and get fucked all day.
That desire has greatly increased once I finally tried fucking my prostate with two fingers and had the most amazing orgasm of my life.
Jerking off your dick is NOTHING compared to a prostate orgasm. You'd be dumb not to try it.
Oh don't be that way at rock bottom you are still more rape-able as a Sup Forums browser than a /d/ browser would be so at least you got that going for you.
Anyway I am sure someone out there would rape you if you asked them nicely.
I would ask fellow if he had pen and paper so I could keep working on this problem, its been more than a month and I cant figure it out and it is driving me crazy
you'd walk towards it retard
Immediately get to suckin. Then, after he blew his load, I'd exclaim, "was it as good for you as it was for me?" Boy, would his face ever be red when he realized it was actually a dude that sucked him off?! Grade "A" pwnage.
All you need to brand him and scar him for life is just the tip.
Thanks for giving me hope user! I'm gonna go to a nigger area wearing a skimpy skirt and some high heels, that oughta get me raped :)
With his bottom. For the fuckin in the ass
That doesn't work when you rape someone so I'd rather give him more than the tip
bat it like a cat going at a string of yarn
Answer is 55
it depends on weather you accept the answer reached by inference or if the only answer you accept is the cuck answer of "hur-dur there is no answer"
The non-cuck answer is 15
25.
Take a piss and leave
works for me I have no interest in seeing your whole body, talking to you , kissing you or any of that gay shit
Suck it off
EZ PZ
>Soda=10
>Burgers=5
>Fries=1
>1x10=10+5=15.
Your answer is 15.
Start slapping my own dick against it
Turn 360 degrees and walk away
its 17. soda=10 burger = 5 fries = 2
its not that hard if you think about it for
2 seconds.
Are you saying that dicks have bones, little man?
Excuse me, whats a samefag ?
only answer I keep coming back to is 70 but everyone else say 15, how do I get 25?
I would suck the soul out of that dick.
Drinks = 10
Burgers = 10
Fries = -0.5
=10+(-0.5)(10)
=10+(-5)
=5
Multiple answers
Nope. You do 5 times 10 firts. Then add 5.
Someone didn't get the joke...
Jerk it off and suck it probably
>a user
I've located a grammar discrepancy. Time to scream about it and shit all over myself and rub the shit all over my face and scream
yes but the FRIES, WHAT ABOUT THE FRIES?are they 1 each or 2 per order