Walk into your house

>Walk into your house
>You find Emma Watson standing there
What do?

hope you like penis

Make her a cup of tea
Talk
Take her out the house
Close the door

Tie her to a table and shove my magic wand into every hole

Sorry Ma'am, but you're trespassing. Heres 5 bucks for the ride home.

turn around 360 degrees and walk away

put her back in the fridge

ask her why she's in my house

Castle Doctrine that bitch.

Now she can't ruin any more movies with her man face.

You autistic faggots made hollywood think that Emma Watson is Disney princess pretty.

See the difference between movies pre and post internet is that movie executives had no idea what 12 year olds were jacking off too and because a bunch of little kids wished Hermione was there girlfriend you've set poor Emma Watson up for failure, same thing with the Chloe Mortez chick you spergs all liked.

turn 360 degrees

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Do you want to take this outside you pompous little faggot? Talk shit get hit, bitch

Looks like John Malkovich

Eat shit

cum and start farting

Rape the fuck out of her. Not even being edgy. I'm not passing up that opportunity again.

>her man face.
oh you.

"Well, no one's going to believe me. What brings you here?"

i cannot stand the neologism owned because it reminds me im being constantly owned by memes online

>assume i meant enough to hermoine that she erased my memories of her to protect me
>hug her
>slide hand down to her ass
>assulus squeezoso!
>she slaps me
>"Last time I do make a wish!", she shouts
>agent realizes they had the wrong address
>they call police
>i'm convicted of sexual assault
>go to prison
>get raped to death by pack of niggers

That does it im delivering you the pain train tell me your exact location right now

you do know they shooped the fuck out of both of those pics to make them match don't you?

this seems mostly viable

renounce my atheism
then again i'm pretty sure this isn't a social visit.

insert my tongue deep into her delicious butthole.

Ask her whether she monitors Sup Forums's obsession with her the way tay tay does

Ask her if the story of her getting mocked in class at Brown U was true (story goes that she got a question wrong, a kid in lecture yelled TEN POINTS FROM GRYFFINDOR, she cried and ran out)

Is.. is this about all those cum tributes?

Anyone who won't admit that if they didn't know who she was they'd assume she was a trap is a goddamned liar

"...was THEIR girlfriend".

see if she's down to fuck. otherwise, i don't know, see if she wants to stay for dinner and while im cooking get to know her better

>what everybody does with an attractive stranger.

Punch her face for being a total cunt and then hatefuck her for days

Your trying so hard to keep your thread alive

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and prison food.

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Tell that SJW bitch to get the fuck out. But oh, wait. After you've sucked it and received a sizable load on your face.

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punch her in her fucking snatch for not providing nudes

Stupefy her and slytherin her hufflepuff

Shoot her because this is America and I can.

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>yellow tint to cum
See a doctor, bro. Get some meds.

failed meme

kek

shoot the bitch.. make world a better place

I'd expelliarmus her

away with this feminist cunt. I don't get the big deal over her. I've never ever found her attractive.

phone the 5-0

knock her the fuck out

lost

right. making a martyr of a feminist sjw hypocrite and rallying people to her cause and against papa trump and other people trying to restore balance will tooooooootally make the world a better place.

throw her out.
i didn't order an escort.

>juicy double