You need to have all these qualities to be considered white
>Pale skin
>Blue or Green eyes
>Blonde, light brown or red hair
>Be at least 180cm tall
>Pink nipples
>Blonde, brown or red beard
>lactose tolerant
>Non black body hair
>Not a slav
So Sup Forums, are you white?
I am all but
>Not a slav
fuck you then
Are slavs not white?
Slavs aren't white. Sorry!
Why?
If white means being a tolerant pussy faggot who loves sucking Ahmed cock then I'm glad I'm not white!
nice
yes, thank god in heaven !
You mean Allah :D
>beard
REEEEEEE
It's a good thing that ''white'' is not a race or ethnicity and means literally nothing, exactly like black means nothing.
>Considering yourself ''white'' over your actual ethnicity
Kill yourself
I'm just genetically northern European is all, that's what you've described
>Pale skin
Yes
>Blue or Green eyes
Light brown fuck
>Blonde, light brown or red hair
Light brown
>Be at least 180cm tall
173cm but I still grow up
>Pink nipples
Yes
>Blonde, brown or red beard
No beard ISSOU
>lactose tolerant
Yes i drink much milk
>Non black body hair
Fuck
>Not a slav
Yes
Sorry for your loss ling ping
why are the french so swarthy?
I thought your back smelling like muslim chest hair was the definitive quality for whiteness?
Yes, assuming grey eyes are also acceptable.
I'm not dude i look like an american or even a french, my mother is portuguese and I don't even looks like a portuguese
I'm white fuck off
anyone else have eyes that shift from green to blue to grey?
I have. Show pic.
>my mother is portuguese
come home mullato man
Yes but they're mostly green
>Pale skin -check
>Blue or Green eyes- nope
>Blonde, light brown or red hair -check
>Be at least 180cm tall -check
>Pink nipples -check
>Blonde, brown or red beard -check
>lactose tolerant -check
>Non black body hair semi-check
>Not a slav semi-check
All but the black body hair, my shoulders are covered in it for some reason
an errant Spaniard no doubt
>Pale skin
Nope. Milky shit colour
>Blue or Green eyes
Nope. Dark brown
>Blonde, light brown or red hair
Nope. Black
>Be at least 180cm tall
164
>Pink nipples
Brown lol
>Blonde, brown or red beard
Black
>Lactose Tolerant
Yup
>non black body hair
Nop
>Not a slav
Nop
white doesnt mean viking
West coast Irish (who are white) heritage, they're meant to be related to Spaniards. Still though what the fuck, I'm completely white aside from the shoulder hair and who the fuck has shoulder hair anyway
>Pale skin
Check
>Blue or Green eyes
Blue
>Blonde, light brown or red hair
Light brown
>Be at least 180cm tall
198
>Pink nipples
yup
>Blonde, brown or red beard
Brown
>lactose tolerant
yup
>Non black body hair
Erhmm kinda brownish
>Not a slav
Check
I look kinda like Pic related.
Hello my fellow white friend
>Pale skin
Yes
>Blue or Green eyes
Light Gray/Light Blue
>Blonde, light brown or red hair
Blond
>Be at least 180cm tall
191
>Pink nipples
Yes, but -_-
>Blonde, brown or red beard
As hair
>lactose tolerant
IDK
>Non black body hair
+
>Not a slav
+, im finno-ugoric
>no pink nipples
>black body hair
Also I am 181cm tall lamo
>tfw no Finnish grey eyes
Why do I keep living?
Yea. Depending on lighting they can appear either greenish-grey or bluish-grey.
sort of yeah
at least i think so, no one's ever confirmed it for me
All of them but by int definition I'm definetly east asian
Yes
Dark Green
Light Brown
5'3-5'4
Yes
Brown
I am but I don't drink milk by itself, it's digusting.
Yes
Nope, but I do have ancestry dating all the way to Lithuania.
>pale skin
Yes
>Blue or Green eyes
Green
>Blonde, light brown or red hair
Dark brown
>Be at least 180cm tall
183
>Pink nipples
Yes
>Blonde, brown or red beard
Brown
>lactose tolerant
Yes
>Non black body hair
Dark body hair
>Not a slav
I'm not
Fuck w*ite ((((people))))
>Pale skin
Blue or Green eyes
Blonde, light brown or red hair
>semi blonde
>Be at least 180cm tall
Pink nipples
Blonde, brown or red beard
lactose tolerant
Non black body hair
Not a slav
Well if I have to trust this Swede. I am white. What is my price? Do I win anything?
Eternal cuckoldry and a bad dragon dildo.
Enjoy yourself!
I'm only 5'8 if that means I'm not white then what am I?
I meet all the other qualifications
youre a girl
When is the van gonna pick me up for mandatory genital reassignment
Are slavs lactose intolerant?
>checks flag
like pottery
soon brother
You know, Italians have been conquered time and again by everything and everyone after the fall of roman empire. And even prior, legends of the foundation of Rome tell of two twins who were allegedly sons of the last heir of Aenea, coming from Troy destroyed by Agamennon. So that would make romans come from North-west Anatolia (so, Turkey).
I don't even care.
I don't chimp out like niggers, I'm not one of those crazy "white" people out there, My complexion is fair and gets tan easier than most other, resulting in chocolate while in summer.
I honestly don't know what's all the fuss about skin color when it should be about brain size and how you use it.
Fuckin nigger
Why are whites so insecure?
You enjoy the best living standards in the world along with the Japanese. You are too privileged to experience hunger or oppression, yet you keep obsessing about trivial stuff.
I will never understand white people.
>Pale skin
>Blue or Green eyes
>Blonde, light brown or red hair
>Be at least 180cm tall
>Blonde, brown or red beard
>lactose tolerant
>Non black body hair
>Not a slav
All of these apply to me, and I'm not even white. kek
are you a moor?
By Allah the most merciful, of course I'm not.
rather dark chest hair, otherwise A-OK
>Pale skin
Yes
>Blue or Green eyes
No
>Blonde, light brown or red hair
No
>Be at least 180cm tall
Yes
>Pink nipples
Yes
>Blonde, brown or red beard
Yes
>lactose tolerant
No
>Non black body hair
No
>Not a slav
Only 1/8
But I just showed you how mediterraneans were the original cuckolds,so watch your words.
Don't chimp out.