Is it just me or does Stephen King look weird to anyone else here...

Is it just me or does Stephen King look weird to anyone else here? There's just something about his appearance that I don't get.

He seems like a cool guy tho.

yeah he looks like an angry coked up turtle, and his skin is a bit too tight, like the demon needs to retailer his fleshsuit

its because he's got a philtrum you could land a plane on

looks like his glasses are drawn on

I think he look like this

He is an unfortunate victim of ghoul-fever

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The real question here is, is he /ourguy/?

Voldemort.

Zozzle

Steven King is a murderer. I don't think he did the aucual murder, but he made it happen.

Dudes has some fucked up shit in his brain, seems to me like his outward appearance suits him.

Especially with his acting role in Sons of Anachy, funny as fuck.

He is a writer.
What the fuck do you expect him to look like?

I kek'd the first time i saw his face on the back of a Misery hardback.

His eyes and nose together are too small for his face.

Maturin carries the world on his back.

He's a reptilian yo.

He has too much room between his nose and his upper lip.

He and Lovecraft both look bizarre

Stephen King is a proud nerd. He knows it and admits it. He is talanted, rich as fuck and completely ok with his nerd status.

Ka is a wheel, and we all serve the tower.

Plastic surgery. Ever seen someone looking normal after?

What?

Who said that?

all things serve the beam.

He looks like Art Bell

Everybody in Maine is weird.

mainefag here, he's a nice guy.. some lady hit him with her minivan one time and he didnt even go after her for medical, he was like " i got money " didn't press charges or nuttin.

That's the face of extremely high intelligence OP.

He's an old man who was in a near fatal accident. Thats what they usually look like.

if you're talking in the Sup Forums sense, then no. He's not racist, sexist, homophobic or anything bordering alt right. He's just a severely gifted weirdo, at odds with everything.

he's kinda Sup Forumstardish, ackxhuallyh

Not quite. Dude hit him with a minivan so he immortalised him as a dick in his book.

He's not turtle-y enough for the turtle club.

dude wat

>What the fuck do you expect him to look like?
yo momma

Looks like fetal alcohol syndrome

Fpbp.

yeah, but he didn't ruin him. And the dude was drunk iirc

dude you could let me troll

He was a shill for hill and thinks more words = better writing.

He's also a nerdy looking fellow, but he's earned his cred, so I respect that.

>Fpbp
pls don't bring that Sup Forums shit here

He looks like he has an invisible mustache

>He was a shill for hill
he endorsed her, is that all it takes nowadays to be a "shill"?

N I B B A straight up looks like the medic from tf2

...that's pretty much what it means, so yeah

That jawline though.

>eyes/nose increased by 10%

Beat me to it.

GTFO. There's a good chance I know you.

no it's not, you actual simpleton. A shill is someone who seeks to aid a public person, cause or institution, by covert means or in other ways without disclosing his/hers actual agenda. It's the same as a plant, or stooge.

King openly endorsed Clinton, which makes a Clinton supporter, but not a shill. Just like Alex Jones supported Trump, but was not a "Trump shill".

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niggers

Eugene?

Negative, I guess that sayings spread all over the state.

damn it.

He looks like a square

his mouth is too far away from his nose. Like seriously.