Need a killer opening line. Gimme ur best

Need a killer opening line. Gimme ur best

context?

Whats the difference between me and my couch? My couch pulls out

allahu akbar

This opening line made a killing in France and in Berlin recently

"Do you like hung dudes? Because I plan on killing myself tonight"

trying to reheat a convo with a girl i met at new years

'ay bb u want sum fuk?'

Yo girl, are you looking for some good sex?
Cuz I can't give you that.

roses are red
lemons are sour
open up those legs
and give me an hour

THE WORLD IS CHANGING
I CAN FEEL IT IN THE WATER
I CAN SMELL IT IN THE AIR

Kek'd pretty hard

"Girl, are you the Tigris River just outside Mosul? Because Dammmmmm"

...

"Does this rag smell like chlorophorm to you?"
once they're out you're free to be as much of a killer as you want

Ma nigga said "killer," didn't say who needed to end up dead.

"Let's go back to my place and fuck."

Works about 40% of the time.

Kek

Hi I'm ____ nice to meet you

girl, you thicker than a bowl of oatmeal.

"Are you a math textbook? Because you've got a lot of fucking problems."

I am the Fury... The flames of my rage will incinerate you! I came back from space, and as I returned, I had one vision... the world set ablaze! And do you know what I saw? Fury! A great and terrible fury at being alive! Now you will feel the scorching heat of that horrible blackness!

the trips of truth

you heard about pluto?
that's messed up, right?

>wanna sit on my face?
it is more of a shotgun method opener

"we can have sex but tomorrow morning you gotta eat these bowl of eggs"

You have to eat ALL the eggs

Classic Guster.

Is your dad in jail? Because if I was you dad I would be in jail.

You look chill af, whats your credit card number

>works everytime

kekeke

Gibs me vagina

ok ill kek