Decided on pimping out my wife. Any tips? We need extra money bad...

Decided on pimping out my wife. Any tips? We need extra money bad, mainly for moving expenses and I've sold about all I can get rid of.

How does she feel about it? You could try sites like seeing arrangement. I have found women off there and seen many doing what you're talking about. Also post moar pics

Show tits and snatch, I might buy into sommadat.

Are they free to register? Our problem is she already lives in the new state, I'm trying to make the money to finalize the move and go up there. She's okay with it to an extent. Protection used, no weird shit, meeting in public, etc. I know it's for a good reason, it's just making me want to rip my heart out. Wanted to hear some advice I guess.

You should just have a few customers that you can trust

What state?

"Decided on being a cuck."
Pathetic.

Illinois

She looks like a fat cow so youre going to earn less than what a transvestite hooker makes.

Man up and start hustling you worthless fuck.

I'd rather off myself than do that.

Damn, I'd pay top dollar for creampie. I'm in Texas

They cost me $60 some dollars a month, but I only imagine it's free for women. That would make me feel awful too, I am sure you can find a better way to make money?

How much will you charge?

How much do you need, total?

Sell her cheap and whore her out to anyone.

Sounds like your life fucking sucks
Kys already

No weird stuff? Why would anyone pay then?

I wouldn't pay unless I could fart your cum into her vagina.

$20 for a bj, no joke I'll be in se WI on Friday night

$1,500 total.

Howith about for anal?

That will be easy to make

Oh man that's gonna be quite a few miles of dick in her.

She can take it. Trust me.

Why would you do this? How pathetic of a man do you have to be? How can you have any self respect?

You'll regret this

You cant get 1,500 between you two through average jobs?
Pathedic.

Yeah, then in a couple years she'll meet someone who was a much better lay than your sorry ass and dump you. By the way, she gets half your stuff.

By when? That's not a terribly large amount of money. Would you be able to pay it back?

Maybe she can... But can you?

Kek'd

This.

How much for creampies?

Just sell porn of her by herself.

No considering We have a week to finalize the move. Landlord is selling the place we were at out from under us and we bought a new place up in the other state.

ITT we indulge a cucks fantasy

This is some pathetic shit
Get real jobs. Apply for shit. You fucking degenerate mongs

what city are you in?

20-25 dicks in total OP unless you find a lonely old man that you can take advantage of.

Seriously moron, get a Xanax prescription and flip a whole bottle. It should give you $200-$300 more and you just keep repeating the process. Don't be a fucking worthless nigger.

Sell her worn panties, I'd buy them any day

Once I get stable up there, within a few months, yes. I can even tap interest on.

rephrase - what city is _she_ in?

But when do you need it by?

Dude, can you handle her doing this?

Man the fuck up you cuck

Dude. Don't cuck yourself. There are a million other ways for her to make money that doesn't involve fucking other dudes

Wednesday

Just kill her then yourself
Problem solved

Probably not, already drank myself to sleep thinking about it last night.

Jesus, even I couldn't take out a loan that fast.
I don't get paid till the 14th, sorry.

Cam shows doing some freaky shit. Least it will be safe enough

Anything could help at this point brother.

Don't do it man, find something else, flog your kidney or some shit.

These.
You wife looks pretty hot, so you should get about as much as you need.

How did your llife get so fucked?

She should make up that money in no time. Put that bitch to work!

Long story

Like I said, I can't do shit till the 14th; if you had asked earlier, I'd be better equipped. Don't wait till the last minute next time.

Pathetic cuckold

I really do want to hear it

anywhere near lasalle county?

I got a tip for ya. Divorce the bitch and get a real job and keep all the moniez

>1 wife and no money
or
>No wife and 1 money

Complete a Witcher contract, ez money

yeah some people prefer having a life long campanion they can fuck and have kids with. Weird right?

Not that easy with children in play.

Explain?

I'll pay 3 chicken nuggets

how close to lasalle county or are you even actually interested in making money or here for sympathy

Quad Cities area.

This all day

Oh shit dude you have kids too? Sell your child.

>That they pimp out.
Love IS weird, right?

This would be more expensive. Hats off to ya.

Exactly. You ever loved a woman enough that you'd pimp her out? No?

Then I feel sorry for you son.