What is he so fucking upset about? Seems like he's been living a great life

What is he so fucking upset about? Seems like he's been living a great life.

ol' man yells at cloud

sports bar shit

He's just a naturally gloomy person, but I think his last album did a good job of balancing it out with some optimism.

He hasn't gotten a call from his mother today.

It was a long and warm July
I woke up with my skin feeling dry
I'm getting old and everything feels worse
I used to have the dick of a horse
But now I struggle to even get it up
I can't even fill a cup
With my piss when I go to the doctor
For my checkup and the results are always a horror
Because I'm old and fat
I'm thinking of getting a cat
And become a crazy cat lady
Why does everyone around me feel so shady?
The doc also told me to lay off the crab cakes
I told him to go fuck himself and step on a rake
From the farm he grew up in Ohio
It's always nice to see upward mobility like that
Nowadays it's more and more rare
The middle class is dying and the rich get the bigger share
Of the wealth
While I try to focus on my health
I get distracted by a brown bear
I see climbing a tree, but there isn't a hive with any bees
I felt just like that bear, climbing to reach an unattainable goal
I gotta check this mole
I have on my butthole
It might be malignant
Growing old sucks, damn

I'm gonna buy me a home looking over the river in Oporto (river in Oporto)
Gonna get me a plate of melon and prosciutto and grilled sardines, a cup of coffee, and a bowl of gazpacho (bowl of gazpacho)
The USA can't pull the guns from the trolls of the country I live in
Can't get a grip on gun control
If we're gonna live with a president who's a huge fucking asshole
Then believe me, baby, I'm gonna buy me a home in Portugal

It's getting harder to tell which lyrics are real.

and the blue crabs set the panera bread on fire for the second time on that lonely night with my uncle back in 1999 and those bastards well knew what they were doing I've seen national geographic

Fucking lost it when he repeated "bowl of gazpacho"

I'm a bloated MESS
JUSTIN WAS KILLING IT THAT NIGHT (butch)
GODFLESH FLEW OUT OF SAN FRANCISCO
5 AM
MARCH 13TH
2014
i came home that night tired and sweaty. it was 3 in the morning. caroline had left out a plate of chicken fingers and mozarella sticks
just when i sat down to eat them i noticed the litter box hadn't been cleaned out for months
i pushed the plate aside and stooped down
i began shoveling kitty litter and cat poop into my mouth
i swallowed and chewed as tears welled in my eyes
my life is a lonely desolate wasteland
my dad hates me and my mom is dying of lead poisoning
my sisters boyfriend shot her in a hunting accident and my hemorrhoids are flaring up again
kitty litter
cat poop
hemorrhoids

*burps*
*blows in your face*
Excuse me. I just had some broccoli cheddar soup from Panera Bread.

*turns around and points*
It's a couple of hundred decibals over that hill.

*farts*
Think I done shit my pants there. Goddamn, must be a middle-aged thing.

>ywn be friends with mark and go out to eat with him

Too far. Do more about Mark and his tracksuit.

Bump

reminder

Mark is good looking, he just got fat.

This is him in 2008, so what happened

by 2009 he was 250

he lost his contract with panera :\

Antidepressants maybe?

Kozposting will never get old

WOWEEE, WHO LET MY DAD WRITE LYRICS

Honestly, i would no doubt it at all. That makes me feel bad for Mark, I've always thought he had some sort of Manic Depression