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Tell us about your odd/sexy sex/masturbation stories!
I once decided it would be a good idea to masturbate with a mixture of ink, water, and soap.
Also, I think twice I've gotten myself stuck in bondage for several hours.

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I used a ps4 controlled to get off during the holidays
worked pretty well

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I touch my penzor.
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I tired my other hand once. Didn't work.

I shoved about 5 of those half moon ice cubes up my ass one time and jerked it.

Thats Miguel Alvarez. He was a doctor and father of two. He got mistaken for a local cartel member and got tortured and murdered by another cartel group. He had nothing to do with it, it was simply a mistake. Terrible story.

I can only get off by humping my pillow while laying on my right side.

tell me more

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I put an ice cube up my bum once
did not like it

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the hard part was figuring out how to get the controller to vibrate constantly

Interesting. I guess.

After about a minute either my large intestine went numb or something cause I couldn't even tell they were in there any more.

After fapping I have a strange desire to listen to music. But I know that I'm not the only one which is nice.

I've only had an IRL girlfriend once, and my only really enjoyable hug was the one time she hugged me.
She is also one of the very, very few human girls who I really like.

Any suggestion for how to do it with a classic XBox?

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More cows pls, the more the merrier

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>Play CoD
>Stand in middle of map
>get shot repeatedly
Jokes on the other players, they were helping.

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no clue, ended up going into settings for a game I had

girls are overrated, floof is where it's at

Hugs are nice. Cuddling sounds nice too.

Tried anal stimulation by letting my dog knot me

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Same. Also during.
Good music makes it much more enjoyable overall.

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Time to fap now, thanks user

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You can't just post something like that with so little detail user

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anyone want to liven this thread up with some fur comics? straight ones of course.

One time I... did the thing, with the... stuff.

I got nothin'.

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I don't have a dog to be a bitch for though
So I can only hope that I'll end up less than several thousand kilometres from the girl I currently love

Hahahaha

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>runt cowgirl
hnnng

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>no wah, what are we going to do on the bed
>no pomf :3
shame

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Similar but i hump the floor

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I play a lot of music, so one time I thought it would be a good idea to see how many drumsticks I could fit inside myself.

I couldn't sit right for awhile after that, and one of the drumsticks has a noticeable stain. I still go out and drum with that stick today.

Oh, and I was able to get off once by hooking up my guitar to an amp, playing bassy sixteenth notes, and putting my crotch against the subwoofer.

Music's freakin great.

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Does anyone here have any suggestions for stuff to listen to while meditating?
While the obvious answer is just "calm, relaxing music", some stuff can be strangely effective.
For example, youtube.com/watch?v=j8GVlwRrXC8 is the most effective song for meditation I've listened to, pity it's so short.

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