>i met this girl on Tinder >her photos were fucking A+ >Diamonds >litterally >so we spoke for a few days >she invites me over >fuckyeah.jpeg >i travel for 2 and a half hours just to fuck the absolute shit out of this beautiful fucking goddess >when i get there its a shitty house >assume shes a diamond in the rough >knock on her door >istg it nearly comes off the hinges its so fucking broken and shitty >she opens the door >i see her beautiful fuckable face smiling back at me >its Tinder girl >plus 200 pounds >fucklol.img >CATFISHED >fuck her anyway i came all this way >fuck her fat baggy pussy >after sex i feel gross >she turns to me >"i love you user" >fuck no >say i need to use the restroom >locked myself in here >she has house rabbits >toilet is next to a dirty litter tray >GetMeOutOfHere.Please >need an escape plan
>pic related, me right now
Samuel Fisher
show tits
Leo Williams
im a guy what
Ryder Powell
a dude wearing that underwear? wow
Xavier Mitchell
take a fat nasty shit in her rabbit litter tray
Kevin Barnes
dude, just leave. just say "no you don't love me" and leave.
Dylan King
Eat her ass That'll show her
Kevin Gutierrez
I vote this.
Jose Martinez
1. Find razor 2. Slit throat 3. ????? 4. Profit
Samuel Taylor
confess some weird fetish to her and see if she'll do it because she loves you, THEN say you don't feel the same way and you have to break it off "so she doesn't get hurt"
Julian Sanchez
i dont need to shit
tips on how to force a shit out?
Chase Williams
why are you wearing panties user?
Ayden Smith
>house rabbits
John Miller
We need to see the original photo of this land whale user...
Brody Gomez
they are soft ok
Angel Clark
>this
Ethan Davis
post her
Landon Ward
Take a shit in the toilet tank
Ryder Mitchell
THERE'S LITERALLY SHIT STAINS ON THEM
Brody Davis
lol dat shit stain
Jaxon King
Nigga...
Brandon Walker
...
Jackson Gutierrez
post genitals
Owen Butler
I'm actually very interested in this story. I have some bizzare tinder/POF/OKC experiences as well.
Ryder Miller
Steal from her place and post proof
William Torres
dude.
obvious fatty is obvious
lrn2internet
Dominic Reyes
is that some... i mean...
David Phillips
...
Luis Nguyen
post ur experience user !!
Oliver Garcia
how did you not see the 200 pounds?
Zachary Hall
I'd like to think that anythin. That wasnt a landwhale would've laughed so fuckin hard at the sight of these
Brody Wilson
just walk out the front door and block rr on tinder lol?
Jace Davis
Thats a SIF. you should have been able to pic that up, shame on you for not, you did this to yourself
Aiden Nelson
yes, post genitals WITH the rabbit shit tub or the frilly panties in the shot
either that or admit you're a filthy liar
Jackson Morris
i wanna see the grease tub herself
Brandon Ward
...
Luke Ortiz
Aww she gave you a bowl of raisins and oatmeal... definitely a keeper
Isaiah Phillips
dude you can tell shes fat wtf i mean when i was new to internet dating it took me a minute to realize and never fell for it cos it took a MINUTE. wtf dude
Anthony Perez
...
Brayden Jones
Just say you need to get back because you have work tomorrow. Eat her bunghole first
Jace Martin
BUT THIS IS HER OTHER PHOTO LOOK
SHE LOOKS CUTE
Nathaniel Garcia
>GUYS I FUCKED UP >Why are you wearing panties user? >They are soft
Brayden Taylor
"i love you" "I NEED TO USE THE BATHROOM"
Nice save OP, nice
Cooper Ramirez
Why are you wearing girl panties?
John Reyes
Puke in the toilet tank.
Anthony Adams
Leave her an upperdecker then go buy some boxers and get a pedicure Fred Flintstone
Brayden Howard
No, faggot.
You failed really, really, really hard.
And on top of that, you fucked her. KYS.
Jeremiah Howard
what the fuck I don't even have this image ? I posted a totally different image to this wtf is going on?? also OP just fuckin wall out and ignore anything she might say if she notices you leaving
Christian Evans
post pic of 2 of the rabbit shits in a row next to right big toe for proof ur there right now,
Hunter Hughes
run out saying a family member was i a wreck and gtg and just block her on everything. congrats on getting laid tho, most anons here can't say that. hopefully it wasn't ur virginity but shit man, get the fuck out.
Robert Nelson
post a pic of her naked op
Nolan Sullivan
Yeah...they were ok during the renaissance.
Brandon Edwards
also why do you or have you shaved your legs..theyre prickly
Matthew Adams
dude look at her chin, it's just a fat girl looking slightly up to hide the doubleness lmfao
Jose Torres
Deceptive shit like this is why you ask for pictures that show her body. i aint even talking about nudes, but just shit that proves she isnt fat as fuck.
Grayson Cox
Get your clothes, bolt out of the house afterwards, dont look back.
Nathan Russell
Do it, faggot. Save the day.
Jonathan Carter
Just sayin....
Carter Powell
Jesus you got some fat legs. Stop wearing girls underwear and go for a run you fat fuck.
Justin Hernandez
wait, OP, what did fatty say when she saw your panties?
Dylan Kelly
How did her pussy smell?
Joshua Moore
Good job OP, I hope you can climb out of a window. Only retards stick their dicks in crazy
Nolan Jones
...
Austin Morris
WTf did noone notic the shit stains on annons pantys his feet look like that of a fat child
what im curious about op is how u even got to sleep with a fat land whale
Carson Mitchell
Holy fuck Include me in the screep cap
Kayden Bennett
Nice panties
Cameron Green
Leave your "soft pink shit stained" panties as a trophy for her to get off to and ride into the sunset on your unicorn OP
Jayden Anderson
>SHIT STREAKS IN PANTIES KEK
OP, YOU SHOULD JUST FALL INTO THE TOILET AND DIE.
Samuel Diaz
...
Justin Adams
Are you really this dumb like the rest of these faggots? OP is obviously a fucking troll....
Jaxson Hall
If you're wearing girl panties, I feel bad for you son. I've got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one.
Jordan Robinson
Why are you wearing her panties?
Owen Baker
...
Christopher Wood
you right would bang
Thomas Howard
post your dick or pussy now or gtfo
Isaac Murphy
left toe, its fake. lol fuck off tranny freak
David Peterson
WHAT THE FUCK!
This is fucking awesome OP. I am gonna puke.
Charles Fisher
you got fat toes. r u overweight urself OP?
Liam Wilson
these are hers because i couldnt find mine i didnt even notice the shit stains lord help me
Oliver Foster
WHY IS YOUR TOE SO BIG LOL
Oliver Anderson
notice they are shaved and prickly
Jordan Sanchez
Dude your brain is not good
Michael Thomas
FUCKINF LOL
Cooper Myers
To see that much rabbit shit piled up in one place, is just eugh. Even cats aren't that bad.
Jump out through the (next available) window man.
Jeremiah Wright
She don't look that gross, I would be more pissed about the fucking shit and disgusting living conditions though. And why the fuck are you wearing shit stained panties? Hopefully you didn't shit yourself as much as you shit on this girls house and looks.
Alexander Martinez
Use your imagination
Wyatt Sanchez
kek
Cooper Johnson
>didnt read it properly
Cameron Johnson
Why do I think there is some landwhale posting on tumblr about the asshole loser she has locked in her bathroom wearing her shitty undies??
Evan Lee
I'm not sure if that's WORSE OR BETTER.
James Thompson
Best thread ever.
Charles Green
>OP
Henry Wilson
Say you forgot wallet or something in car then gtfo
Kayden Price
this thread
Charles Mitchell
is she not wondering wtf is taking you so long in the bathroom???
Aiden Ortiz
ok so you are complaining about her being weird and shit and you turn up in shit stained girls panties. fuck, you two deserve each other
Cameron Nelson
weird ass piglike feminine feet. SHOW FACE ALREADY FAGGOT
