need a decent excuse to leave the house so i can go smoke
help me Sup Forums youre my only hope
Need a decent excuse to leave the house so i can go smoke
Ryder James
Ethan Thomas
how old?
Zachary Ortiz
19, living at home this sem because its closer to my coop placement
wish i could just tell my mom I'm going to get high but i'd probably be kicked out of the house lol
Benjamin Powell
tell them you're going out on a walk to relax
Aiden Martinez
you're an adult, here's what you do
>"mom i'm going out"
>leave
Adam Clark
Trust me, this works every time user
Colton Anderson
tell her you are going to DEFINITELY NOT GO SMOKING SEOMWHERE.
she'll believe you i promise.
Juan Collins
Go to the movies
Andrew Richardson
Say you are going out to get a blow job from a hobo.
Nathan Allen
Just smoke it in your room, and if she catches you, tell her its a prank bruh
Easton Bennett
Say you're going out with friends.
Bentley Lopez
if quads kill yourself
Luis Gonzalez
Roll
Leo Young
shes on the phone talking with her friend so i just walked out to my car and drove away
hopefully i'll think of something when i get back
Grayson Turner
New years goal: Run every Saturday night no matter what
Jeremiah Gray
well shit
roll i guess
Sebastian Thompson
Noice
Nathaniel Richardson
>be OP
>be wanting to get high and fucked up like every other degenerate millenial
>use smol brain to find excuse to dupe parents
>find no excuse
>ask us Sup Forumstards to find an excuse instead
Seriously user
Jason Bell
Spit in my fucking mouth idiot
Isaac Stewart
"I'm going to hang myself and livestream it."
Justin Morgan
>trying to lie to your parents so you can go smoke somewhere
are you fucking 12?
Isaiah Nelson
No but I need money for school and if my family finds out I smoke weed then rip money
Oliver Evans
Also my mom would probably lose custody of my lil bro if he told his dad
Henry Torres
>19
it literally doesn't get any easier than this
>I'm going for a walk BYE
you don't even have to say bye, but it'd be nice.
Anthony Green
>i am now going to leave the house for a smoke
worx every time
Jackson Taylor
>money for school
>buying drugs with the money your parents give you for school
no wonder you don't have money in the first place, you are a degenerate
Matthew Long
>not being able to get weed and pay for school
what are you fucking gay?
Hunter Long
Just say you are going out... of its an issue just say you went out to play bollards with friends or some shit...