need a decent excuse to leave the house so i can go smoke
help me Sup Forums youre my only hope
need a decent excuse to leave the house so i can go smoke
help me Sup Forums youre my only hope
how old?
19, living at home this sem because its closer to my coop placement
wish i could just tell my mom I'm going to get high but i'd probably be kicked out of the house lol
tell them you're going out on a walk to relax
you're an adult, here's what you do
>"mom i'm going out"
>leave
Trust me, this works every time user
tell her you are going to DEFINITELY NOT GO SMOKING SEOMWHERE.
she'll believe you i promise.
Go to the movies
Say you are going out to get a blow job from a hobo.
Just smoke it in your room, and if she catches you, tell her its a prank bruh
Say you're going out with friends.
if quads kill yourself
Roll
shes on the phone talking with her friend so i just walked out to my car and drove away
hopefully i'll think of something when i get back
New years goal: Run every Saturday night no matter what
well shit
roll i guess
Noice
>be OP
>be wanting to get high and fucked up like every other degenerate millenial
>use smol brain to find excuse to dupe parents
>find no excuse
>ask us Sup Forumstards to find an excuse instead
Seriously user
Spit in my fucking mouth idiot
"I'm going to hang myself and livestream it."
>trying to lie to your parents so you can go smoke somewhere
are you fucking 12?
No but I need money for school and if my family finds out I smoke weed then rip money
Also my mom would probably lose custody of my lil bro if he told his dad
>19
it literally doesn't get any easier than this
>I'm going for a walk BYE
you don't even have to say bye, but it'd be nice.
>i am now going to leave the house for a smoke
worx every time
>money for school
>buying drugs with the money your parents give you for school
no wonder you don't have money in the first place, you are a degenerate
>not being able to get weed and pay for school
what are you fucking gay?
Just say you are going out... of its an issue just say you went out to play bollards with friends or some shit...