Ask a guy who sucks his cat's cock 'n balls anything

Ask a guy who sucks his cat's cock 'n balls anything.

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What does a cat's butt taste like?

Is there mucus or anything slimy on his erection? Like, I know a dog's glistens but I'm scared to suck it because it might be slimy and gross.

Also do you swallow his cum

wut

sadly I could actually answer that

dog cock isn't slimey, they just pre cum A LOT, it has a interesting texture to it.

lets see it
cunt

Pretty much nothing, he (and me) keep that area very clean.

Not really, he keeps himself very clean. A very feint salty taste sometimes, I guess urine residue.
Yes, I swallow, but a cat cums like one tiny squirt, you don't even notice sometimes.

Do you not speak English?

Ayy.

Depends though, some dogs have some wetness. Depends how well they're taken care of though.

Ever heard of toxoplasmosis?

It's cat aids.

How so? What does it taste like?

also this

hey it's literally the single catfag in existence that posts everywhere

>toxoplasmosis
>It's cat aids.

No, feline AIDS is cat AIDS: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Feline_immunodeficiency_virus

Were you born a giant faggot or did you have to work to get where you are now?

were not forgetting this

It's not though.

I don't get it.

>get cat
>suck balls

No need to work that hard to suck cat balls.

Nah.

op is fag/liar

thats true, the few dogs ive had the chance to play with were very well groomed and taken care of

then your a lieing cunt

is that a picture of your cat? she's a cutie

Pics of the cats cock or OP is a lying fag

Once on the www, always on the www. Not risking anything.

you're*

I wish.

if i remember correctly (its been a number of years now) it was fairly strong and kinda salty, but im asuming it changes based on diet similar to humans. but I just found that the texture was interesting but it's something youd have to experience yourself, just read up on how to properly please a doggo.

>be op
>sucks cat dick
>gets called out for being a liar
>instantly has to defend himself by correcting people
good life op

if you don't show your face who cares

>be me
>user
>salty I don't get to see a picture of a housecat
>bitch at OP
cunt

>inb4 samefag
yes i am samefag

I'll amuse you and show you a pic from when he was little, that's all you're getting.

>be op
>be fag
>say i suck cat dick
>asked to show pic
>op does not do it
>gives excuse
>op fag

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that's not his erect penis i'm seeing OP

>the fag is strong with this one

I'm just here watching these anons 1v1 on a Taiwanese shirt sewing site.

>shows cat to courtroom
>evidence not enough evidence
>i sentence you to 30 years of being fag

10/10 would succ dat pusi's dick

Wow, you got me

>OP ur a fag lel

Ok, thanks for the original insult.
I'm still going to suck his dick anyway.

...

Actually I only have one cat.
Maybe some day.

Well, how does it feel when those barbs come out from his dick and scratch the shit out of your mouth? You're either lying or really committed to bestiality, I'm assuming the first.

No penis pics 0/10 OP. I was counting on you.

you have the rest of the internet, not just edgeChan. Google yourself some zoo porn, cunt

You barely feel those. He's not a lion.

Have one of a cheetah.

How the fuck haven't you killed yourself yet?

Why?

Because I want to keep sucking my cat's dick.

He likes it
I like it

win-win.

...

Well, he is op

That's a dog though, not a cat.

>portals

That will never work, when he trusts forward his ass moves away from his dick.

Yet you are the bigger faggot.

better?

Op is so retarded that it somehow works for him. It's like orks but with buttsex

>faggot

Yes, keep the originality coming.

Nein.