If you think about it, the boy scout would be the best choice

If you think about it, the boy scout would be the best choice.

All of them are pretty decent for surviving
But the scout provides money at the end. So... Duh.

Not only that, but he's a competent human. And he can live.

And after 20 years, you'll get used to him.


Hate to sound cheesy, but you might get a good, close friend along with the money.

B, obviously.

10 years in she'll be nearly 29 and ageing out of attractiveness and you'll have been secretly building another house to get some space from her nagging about wanting to start a family.

Nobody said she had to be 19

Oh, and I'm already A so why need another A to keep "well actually"-ing and stepping on your toes?

C sounds bad because you'll lose your best friend at the end.
Is this a metaphor for the US election?

But then you don't get shit our of B.
Surviving with some kid for 20 years would probably give you some life lessons.


Also money.

Monkey you dumbass, it's like a nigger slave and you get weed, alchahol and say go fetch and boom food

Since I'm not a fucking degenerate, she'll be 18 the day we start.

But the monkey will throw shit.
A lot.

And probably won't be down to bang.

Definitely A. Dress up the boy scout as B and you're good.

Eh, it's 20 years, I'll have invented coconut cars or some shit and be a trillionare when I get back to civilization.

Hell a year in and you won't care how he looks.

You won't make money with that shit.

oh because you know?

Yeah.
We already have cars. Nobody's buying your coconut shit.

You literally have never driven in one of my coconut cars yet, so HOW THE FUCK WOULD YOU KNOW? YOU DON'T SO SHA AP!

I don't have to to not want one.

I would choose A but my second choice would be B.
Being inebriated for 20 years straight with a monkey slave wouldn't be that bad. Maybe it would suck my dick too. When its all over I can just tell it to kill itself so I wouldn't feel guilty.

Good thing your opinion is statistically insignificant.

You have to kill the monkey.
C would actually be the saddest now that I think about it.

can we get more choice posts, let's start a choice thread.

Sup Forums isn't dead

Thanks fam, I tried liking your comment but couldn't find the thumbs up button.

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