Okay fags i need your help how do i get laid 20 year old virgin

Okay fags i need your help how do i get laid 20 year old virgin

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Wasted quads

You can't.

Lower your standards. Stop watching porn

If you're asking on Sup Forums, it will never happen.

Quick tip though; all women will have sex with a guy who is confident.

You find a fag.
Like me.
Please fuck me.

with ur penis

Try tinder

Wait 30 years and become a grand wizard

Already did it failed

See a hooker. That's what I did when I was 20

How to fuck 20 year-old virgins?
Raid 20 cribs.

what a waste of quads

faggot how do you backpage?

Go out there and try to get as many dates as you can , be you and be real : you want to have sex ! I'm sure you will find one who will want

Sagacious advice right here.

OP, this is all you gotta do.

youtube.com/watch?v=im9JuD-5lc0

OP had his chance to get laid. She wanted the D but OP wouldn't give it to her.

If you live in the USA the answer is literally either Canada or Tijuana

How are you even a virgin at 20?

Orion fowl?

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I'm a virgin at 40 and I'm still trying to figure out how that happe...oh wait, its because I'm ugly as hell and I have the personality of shit.

>wait 10 years
>become a wizard
>never worry about women again

That's not even an excuse. Even if you randomly asked a bunch of girls for sex then eventually one would say yes, and that's without even trying properly. Have the tiniest piece of confidence and just try and then it'll happen.

This is the answer.

and this is the Canadian answer.

What about the Michigan answer

if you can't do it on your own then you probably never will

ehh... technically not legal...

but Canada is just next door right?

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It's not gonna happen. Here's why, the porn you watch raises your standards for beauty so an average looking girl won't even be on your radar even though those are the girls you have the best shot with. You may find some motivation to improve yourself, and maybe even go and ask girls out. Whats gonna happen though is you will get rejected, find a women hate thread on the chan which will drag you down so you can start the cycle of optimism/ pessimism over again, and again. One day you will wake up, look back at your previous interactions with girls and realize you have never had a chance. Not because they weren't interested but because your awkwardness wouldn't allow for normal interaction. The more you think about it the further away your chances of getting laid become. I was you 4 years ago, but starting caring less and less. I came to the realization that I can't even interact with females but its fine though because their ambition killers anyways.

Seriously OP, just go to a fucking AMP and get it over with.

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Even if you randomly asked a bunch of girls for sex then eventually one would call the police on you.
Fixed

This

This is probably the easiest option.

Most AMPs in the U.S will only take 21+... soo... wait a year?

Also, never lie to the mama-san. She is a human lie detector. Once you loose the trust, its gone.

It was a hypothetical example. just try and shag an ugly girl then to boost your own confidence a bit, after that just keep it growing. I was a virgin till I was 19 and I just decided to try a bit more and voila, my confidence boosts every time I get laid.

quads is better than sex

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David fuck is this...?

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Duh* wth

practice practice practice OP