/éire/

Fuck off foreigners.

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foreigner here ama

You are now thinking about that girl who in retrospect had a thing for you but you were too oblivious to act on it

>foreigners
I think I may have achieved max autism.

an mhaith leat ainimé?
if so leave
i never know if a girl likes me in retrospect. it's either i know then or i never do.

This is the ideal female face. You may not like it, but this is what peak QTness looks like.

Of course you're always welcome here continental Jaggy.

>an mhaith leat

Cringed a tad

what is this incoherent oriental drivel?

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famine brothers

Good.

I discovered a record of irish folk songs in my collection the other day, haven't any idea how it got there, like the songs though

Hello Snow Irish.

Got a good feeling Alliance have got this in the bag lads

he has a folder full of this hilariously sad "original content".
what are the tracks on it
kys
you seriously believe that?

>tfw I charmed her but then backed off because I knew I was autistic as fuck and pre-marital sex in secondary was still taboo back then so there wasn't any real benefit and it would just have been a hassle

when were you in secondary lad?
me, i want to get a girlfriend but i dont see the point since i plan on leaving this country within half a decade, and i don't see the point of a relationship you KNOW won't last going in.

God why are Italian girls so perfect?

side one:

the moonshiner
the whistling gypsy
my johnny lad
the work of the weavers
the old orange flute
Brennan on the moor

side two:

Tim Finnegan's wake
port lairge
haul away joe
young roddy mccorley
a jug of punch
Reilly's daughter

Not when it comes to Badminton evidently.

sounds like clancy

THE SURGE COMETH

A few years ago.

>Fuck off foreigners.

Nope. I'm officially an Irishman now. On all levels except legally and phsyically.

Okay then you are welcome here.

reached the point where I have to take a shower after every shite because of hairy arse

not enjoying this but I don't want to shave because of the inevitable hell of chafe that'll follow and probable torn rim and infection during the process

Get a hair comb and a pair of scissors.

I actually managed to cop on to it at the last second before I left college. Pretty good feel lads

The Italians can teach us many things. Bidets are a good idea.

Good idea.

Use baby wipes

use a lighter

failed a Shit Test today lads, she made me look a right cunt

>when a bit of shite gets stuck on the hairs even though you wiped it clean
>you don't notice until it hardens and the pain is unbearable

Unless you're not wiping properly/are literally Amazon jungle tier, it's probably toilet paper.

Why aren't you speaking Irish in the Irish general?

Why aren't you speaking Somali in the Swedish general?

The Irish language is as dead as the Swedish national spirit.

@71815088

má labhair muid gaeilge, ní fhéadfadh eachtrannach páirteach i, agus bheadh an thread bás

>have wet shit
>wipe and wipe for ages
>spend literally 5 minutes wiping
>almost late for class
>still didn't get all of it

But the OP says foreigners aren't welcome.

he was referring to the Swiss-American shitposter who made the new thread.

Lads either trim or shave your bum hair fuck sake

>The Irish language is dead
that's not a very good attitude

>tfw no average irish gf

Afraid of shaving rash making it worse.

Mate of mine fingered her outside an underage disco in Carlow once

>there are men that shave parts of their body below the neck

utterly baffling

>tfw no superior Italian gf

Mate of mine had his takeaway stolen by her outside a refugee camp in Carlow once.

grows back hairier/faster

think it's time for an early night lads

oiche mhaith and good night

Good night.

WAY too early

Trim?

I trim my pubes, shave the shaft and base, trim my armpits because I sweat a fuckton and that makes it smell less and shave my hole.

You honestly don't know how good it feels to take a huge shit, wipe once and be clean

>Trim?
No, Navan.

>sweat a fuckton
lose weight

that's exactly what it is, he must be really famous over there

just have my trad down lad

now get ready for some REAL stuff

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I sweat because I work out a lot/have a physical job lad

Post music and call someone something based on their taste in music.

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What do you Irish anons think of Scottish Gaelic?

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The official /éire/ position is the establishment of a 66-county Irish republic.

>those Dubs
TÁ SÉ AG TARLÚ

it's mutually intelligible with Gaeilge.

holy shit

I swear I'm hearing Dixie in there

Do Irish people say "sound" when they think something is cool?

Its the same as Irish you know

Nope

A specific meaning of "cool".
You wouldn't say "this music is sound", but you would say "this guy is sound". It's more about being kind/generous/lenient than fashionable or engaging.

Aight, im trying to learn Irish slang since I plan on moving there. Any other slang I should know?

said fuck the queen to an english lad on overwatch

>Aight, im trying to learn Irish slang since I plan on moving there. Any other slang I should know?
FOY

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fag means cigarette
bird means girl
can't really think off the top of my head haha

can i come?

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/qoe/

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>catholic secondary school 4 years ago
>one lunch chase irish lad in my year(11) out onto the field
>was only going to floor him
>slips and hits his head on a wooden bench
>curls up in a ball and starts sobbing
>power of the irish gentleman(tm)
>mulatto in my year comes over sees the cut on his head
>he laughs and says he looks like harry potter
>irish lad trudges back inside

w-woah...

No.

Are you a qt czech slag?

>mulatto
Smdh
All our negroes were FOBs from darkest Africa

that story was told dreafully

>UK
Disgusting. Never reply to me again.

To be fair he was only quarter, but he was very dark his grandfather was from the west indies his father was a mulatto. We have plenty of nigerians and other africans queuing up outside temp agencies and job centre

Apologies, I wanted to keep it short what did I do wrong?

fingers have been itching me all day

think my skeleton is trying to leave

Had that yesterday. Now my head's itchy. Spooky stuff.

Can I be branded a racist now if I say I hate knackers lads?

>not being a racist anyways

Only if you make it clear that you love every type of foreigner. Then you're le sophisticated urbanite like r/ireland.

>have a big hairy arse
>don't get shit stuck in it because i'm not a monkey
hmmmmm really makes you think

Grey brick upon brick,
Declamatory bronze
On sombre pedestals –
O’Connell, Grattan, Moore –
And the brewery tugs and the swans
On the balustraded stream
And the bare bones of a fanlight
Over a hungry door
And the air soft on the cheek
And porter running from the taps
With a head of yellow cream
And Nelson on his pillar
Watching his world collapse.

>le sophisticated urbanite like r/ireland

yes that's what he said

Some whingey illegal Irish in Boston on Prime Time tonight.

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>waah i came to some anglo shithole illegally and now trump gon deport me
why would anyone go to america illegally for fucking boston? it's no different from england except the accent.

>no different from england
You have a lot of freedoms