STOP! This is the police! We need to check if you have any dubs on you

STOP! This is the police! We need to check if you have any dubs on you..

check em

fuck the police

No dubs here officer
:^)

Depends, you lookin to buy?

And if I do?

Nah mane, I ain't got sheeit

You're all fucking retards. There are no dubs anywhere near hear.

nothing to see here officr

Man, I never have dubs in these threads.

I guess I'm just too law abiding to let that happen.

Dubs are bad, would never have

i aint got no dubs

If I did, I would keep them in my shorts and I ain't going to check for you. You'll have to do an extensive search yourself.

I have two sets of dubs.

I found the nigger! Hey cops, here he is!

reroll for quads

Leave him alone, he is a good man

Dindu nuffin sheeit

told you!

YOU WILL NEVER TAKE ME IN ALIVE COPPERS!

Holy shit! We have some serious illegal dubs related activity. Calling for backup immediately!

fuck you shrimpdick

Hands up, don't shoot.

It's being arranged right now. Stop where you are....

You only pulled me over based on the color of my skin and assumed I have illegal dubs because I'm black. That's racist

...

>>Oh Hitler

That's common sense.

No, but the guy behind me has some.

Search me for dubs baby look deep ;)

No dubs

...

But I'm clean, I have no dubs. I know my rights. This is discrimination.

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Search me. I have nothing to hide

HO LEEEEE SHEEEEEEETTT SEND BACKUP REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

HOLD ON A MINUTE

Yo Tyrone! Yo Tyrone! Over here!
You got dem dubs you been tellin me about? Ya know I need dem dubs you da best suppliar around.

no dubs here officer

No dubs here kiddo.

I don't consent to a search. Am I being detained? If yes I need a reason if the reason is not valid I will sue you. If I'm not being detained then goodbye.

DINDU NUFFIN OFFICER

Fuck off, Jamal. Just because I'm black don't mean I'm carrying shit.

EVERYONE STAY CALM!
WE HAVE THE SITUATION UNDER CONTROL.

wuz kangz

nothing here occifer

No dubs here sir

Officer, your laws don't apply to me as I am a freeman of the land.

Fuck you copper!

Nigga! Don't be playin games with me now! You know I get dem shakes when I don't get dem dubs. You betta have dem dubs we been talkin about.

LOOK OFFICER HE HAS DUB DUBS I DON'T HAVE ANY. ARREST HIM NOT ME

indians

Well, you arrest now. Get down on the ground with your hands behind you head!

My god...

naa no dubs here.

i will bend over and spread my ass for a cavity search if i get dubs

SHEEEITTT NO BRUH

Awww shiettt.

Is there a terrorist attack happening?

You don't have a warrant officer so fuck off. I AM A SOVEREIGN CITIZEN

dubless citizen here, sir

Your okay mam. Please pass and have a nice day

Check

>mam
You gay boi?

I'll help out on this one officers.

feel free to search me

No dubs here sir, just a half of the dank and an eightball of yayo. Am I being detained?

Nyet comrade no dubs here

Cyka blyat

Ok, you can check me.

MOVE ALONG MADAM!

No dubs here bozz

No dubs, officer, never done dubs, I swear

Well golly gee I sure hope theres no dubs going into my country

no dubs here sir

I thought I saw dubs in your post

why no dubs here officer

AM I BEING DETAINED?! AM I BEING DETAINED?!!!!

I no tengo dubs senor officer

You make Alex Jones sad.

Nothing to see here officer!

Dubs are for niggers

Yeah, so what if I've got dubs, it's a free country!

i have a concealed carry permit, you may not be able to find them

I left my dubs at home, we're good

and this is why so many men have decided not to get married

I have no idea what you're talking about, officer.

Yeah, I do, would you like some?

Do you have a warrant?

Them illegal beaners bringing in the rape and the dubs

Able? Oh we're able to find them. As for permits, we'll let the lawyers work that out.

to quote JayZ's song "99 problems"
"Well my glove compartment is locked so is the trunk and the back
And I know my rights so you gon' need a warrant for that"

You just can't handle a real woman who knows her rights

I'm clean I swear black live matter nigga

Fuck white people nigga

Fuck Donald Trump nigga

Looks like he handed over the dubs before we started the search.

No dubs here tonight, sir.

STOP IT RIGHT NOW! I HAVE TRIPS SOO EVERY ONE JUST DO WHAT I SAID OR YOU GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME!!

Go ahead, officer. I'm sure you will find absolutely no sign of dubs here.

Do I honestly look like the kind of guy that would even carry dubs around?

nothing here. just an honest hard working black man.