Would you ever agree to appear on an episode of Dating Naked?

Would you ever agree to appear on an episode of Dating Naked?

What is this? Swedish porn?

I already date your mom naked every night.

do we have to have this thread every day?

I do your mom every day.

rekt

americans are conditioned to be cucks

then why are most americans repulsed by it?

Whats up with that chicks boogie board type body. Literally like a 1:1 hip to waist ratio

>roid gut on all three
Never gonna make it

Kek

>repulsed by black people
>willingly elect a kenyan twice

Stop being a 12 year old fag. This is the superior rekt kid

roids

No. My penus is too little

repulsed by cuckolding not black people lmao

roids dont change your skeleton. I mean she has the torso of a man.

>literally surrender your nation and women to a kenyan muslim
>twice
>not cucked

did he pick her because of his pennis

also;
>woman is obese
>woman has android torso shape after decades of birth control wreaking havoc on hormones
>both guys have gyno
>she picks the negro
Never seen anything more murrican 2bh

she probably has the workout regiment/roid abuse of a man, look at her gut. it can change the shape of your body a bit. she could have wider hips if she wanted, and her midsection wouldn't be so bloated if not for the excessive mass

did the truth hurt?

Roids will make their fat distribution less womanly, and more like a man.

>truth

wew lad

The size of my dick is the only thing I have going for me and since they blur them out apparently, I'd rather not.

No why do they have to be naked to date?
And this reminds me of the nudist dating show from sweden ten years ago.

Joke is on you, there was a dating gameshow with some nudist.

>obese
looks more like abs.
But fair point, you are right, im not sure i see 2 or 3 men on the pic.

He's a Hawaiian Christian

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Why are there so many replies to this?

The answer is so simple, but broken into four pieces.

1. If your private area is too small, in whatever state it is in, of course you don't sign up for this, period.

2. If your private area when not aroused is tiny in it's neutral state, ie "grower not a shower" or like one of those italian paintings, there is nooooway anyone is dumb enough to go on that show, probably, because 90 percent of the time you will just be walking around doing challenges, and not be able to show that yes, under the right condition, "it does get big".

3. If you are a "shower not a grower", meaning the private area looks fairly big or normal no matter in what state its in, of course you can probably go on the show and have a possibly positive experience.

4. If you are just simply "well endowed", then you just go on the show if you feel like it and the nakedness isn't a concern period.

Only if I could take viagra since I'm a grower

What about if you get an erection at the very thought of physical contact with a woman?

Then when she laughs at your seemingly tiny penis, just pop a mega boner abs watch her get uncomfortable.

I think its more of
1. You dont need to produce yourself

2. Have enough brain not to participate in such show if you dont have to (getting paid...)

What the hell are those bumps on her belly?

that guy has the most female looking nipples I've ever seen on a man

>tfw both guys are looking at each other's dicks

Is that gay ?

Talk shit about my country again and I'll fuck you up nigger. There is a reason that the average is 5'11.5. Not even your fetish shit will save you, cunt.

I wouldn't because I'd be too embarrassed. I have troubles walking around naked because I'm always falling flat on my face after tripping over my penis.

when are those guys gonna fuck already?

The upper body of that girl looks ridiculously masculine

just establishing the pecking order

>both men are /fit/

>woman is a flabby mess

>this is "equality"

1712

I have a huge penis so nah

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>flabby
>implying that bumpy tummy isn't rock solid
it's almost as if you've never touched a fit woman

I would agree but only if the entire episode was a dozen women laughing at my pathetic white cock

There's no hint of definition anywhere else, it's fupa, lad

any uncensored nudes of her?

and because this is Sup Forums:
by 'her' i mean the fully grown woman in OP's pic

Would you ever agree to not make this fucking thread every goddamn day?

No

My dick is too small

/thread

>two guys with acceptable physiques mirin each other's junk and ignoring the naked woman

Literally /fit/

lol

I have an above average shower dick and I'm good looking but I have puffy nipples

So no

>Italians
>white

No, I'm a grower and even then it's still small

Kek, touched a nerve huh?

whats wrong with the white guys nipples?

>tfw 7 inches but more of a grower than a shower
In short (heh) ... No.

I have a 7 incher but I'm an out of shape manlet so they'd never take me on it.

Those guys definitely want to fuck each other

>tfw long ass balls

>that girl's midriff
>that dude's nipples

>the dude has more tits than her

this desu

I don't get it, the white guy is hot as fuck and has nice juicy nipples that are just begging to be sucked.

Definitely not, not even after I rock. Actually even more so.

thats just you