Sup Forums what are some skills that all men should have?

Sup Forums what are some skills that all men should have?

Recently I decided I wanted to learn lockpicking because im a miscreant who trespasses

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Mastery of thieving so you can pickpocket others while crouching

teach us how you can pleasure so many men at once oh mighty fedora'd op and you should just slice the lock with your katana.

If you Know how to cook eggs and make fat girls cum you will do okay user

can I use the RakeDog

those two skills are not mutually exclusive if you know how to cook the fuck out of an omlette

Build anything useful, like a chair or dog house or whatever.

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Oh damn son, did you learn that from skyrim bro?? Damn son i wish i could be like you!
Hope i don't see you around! Don't want you to digging it my pockets! Heh!
*le stroke beard and points*

>implying you dont max sneak first

I can have sex with a girl

OP clearly wants to burglarize someone from the cloud district then impress the bitches with all the jewels and gold

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Know how to tie some basic knots. I'd say learn how to tie a figure 8, bowline, and truckers hitch and youre pretty much good to go

if you're older then 13 please kill yourself

How to safely store, handle, carry, and use firearms.

hurr durr
op once totally jumped a fence and liiiike into a neighbors yard and then like totally fucked their dog with my micropenis, it fit perfectly inside the 5 pound yorkie.

Stop right there criminal scum

Everyone not knowing the difference between pick pocking and lock picking. You should all learn to read.

did you ever learn to fucking read in school?

auto mechanics, cooking, carpentry, hunting, fishing, survivalism. just to name a few under my belt

How does one safely use a firearm? Think about it.

>4 rules of gun safety

learn about it, faggot bitch

I guess I'll have to learn how to pick the lock of someones jeans to get their wallet. Dumbass, why don't you go ahead and reread this thread and see where he said pick pocket and not lock picking. Try harder Mr. Memes

get a crowbar; if aren't retarded you won't try to rob a house with people in it or any other facility where you want to be silent since people guard it
But if you do I'll recommend becoming a stealt mage to cast invisebility and soft stepp. Potions suck you'll find yourself grinding fingers from the graveyard. Fucks your spine and consumes all you stamina, rendering you worthless if clan war calls

>implying there is a difference in cooking and making fat girls cum

top kek

>inb4
numbchuck skills
bowhunting skills
computer hacking skills

The ability to deflect, project and evade any and all criticism, no matter how direct.Gotta be like Trump

fucking casuals

>hardest setting sneak, bow and dagger max giving them dwellers the much needed hedgehog look

how to bypass a computers login screen easily to get data on a hard drive. I carry a linux boot usb with me and if theres a computer with something interesting on it that I dont have access to I just boot into linux and browse the hard drive. I've found nudes this way

This is a good point. Just bring your katana when you want to break into a place. It is folded over 1000 times and can easily cut through solid steel. It should make short work of any lock.

or anybody who believes in his cause despite faggots trying to force their attitude on them which made them loser in the place place

Cooking, bartending, and eating pussy.

The holy trinity of a true slayer.

I stopped by linux

I guess you told us how you came out of the closet and how proud your two dads are congrats mate

you must not have played any sort of elder scrolls game. this thread is probably not for you.

Katana vs. harden steel
It's obviously harder since the it has "harden" in its name.
Can't fool me buddy I am just way to smart. Joke is also on you since I found mommys diamonds and forged into my katana it's harder so I can cut steel doors and bullets (; also working on my chi ro focus all my raw power and unleash it in fury upon my enemies cleansing their existenst from this dimension

Its b8 you fucking idiot

Underrated post

A escort told me I'll make any girl happy she was 35.

I guess that's something


Every man should learn how to fight boxing or mma

Everyman should know how to dominate another man when he disrespects you,
That's all I got.

I know you are, but what am I?

Your disbelief in linux is astonishing
May the mighty penguin have mercy on your soul

Any man should learn not to get used by any other human
If you have a chick who isn't able to settle her own problems you are pretty much a pedophile since your bitch is still a child

Or to be able to rationally defend what you back, instead of being a quazi-intelligent pumpkin with no understanding of the demands of public office.

>lockpicking
>skill
nigger pls. that shit is basic as fuck, everyone with a working brain can do it.

wait
I thought this thread was about becoming a master thieve?
Better get back on track or I'll call the mods

survivalism isn't a word, and skills are usually verbs. do you mean surviving?

Extremely basic car shit like how to properly change a tire, and how to do an oil change. Saves you a ton of money, especially if you live in any province / state that recives allot of snow. Having a mechanic change your tires from all seasons to winters costs like 50$.

How to tie a tie.

sailing, horseback riding and golf are big ones. if you can't do these then people will peg you for low-class even if no-one's ever said it to your face.

ask the shivering alcoholic hobos if they can do it
You at least need somewhat of a steady handy or you dont give a fuck and get the pick you just shove back and forth till it works but thats not picking

Something anyone should learn is how to do something good. Better than most people. I guarantee someone will think you're cool for it.

only actual answers.

>want's people to think he is cool
>still hasn't finished middle school

Oh fuck Doc. Brown what year is it?

>implying that bartending is a skill anyone ever needs, and that you won't just look like a tool
your reply in general is awful

(you)

Like normal bartending or show bartending?
Normal is literally as easy as reading the receipt even a fucking 8 year old could do it. Cooking is the same but with timing so all you need in life is doing the stuff other people have figured out for you .
Well in hindsight you are probably correct that is all it takes to survive, kind of sad.

Personal financing know-how. From making a budget to the right way to go about getting a loan for a house/boat/houseboat.

Basic first aid.

Rudimentary survival skills (how to start a fire, make shelter, etc).

How to blow another dude.

Etc.

thanks I'll return the favor only 5 mor till I can go to sleep

speaking to authority figures, so as to not be a pushover and not invoke hostility.

That's actually a decent one. There are other social skills that are necessary, but handling authority or being authoritative is bretteh gud.

all men should be CEO of a fortune 100 company by age 16, that's the bare minimum

First Aid
and
If you can't even care for yourselve you can't care for others so get your shit together and don't try to fix your own problems by including a partner in a relationship and hope it will kind of solve everything

Pro tip : it won't

If you walk look straight ahead, not at your feet like some slave.

Shoulders back and chest forward.Your pose will determin if you look confident or not and it will also make your spine happy so don't be a fucking lurker.

success in the modern world is less about what you know and more about what you have

things you should have before you are born:

-both parents and sufficient money or relatives to allow for enough childcare to let your parent pursue their career throughout your childhood

-enough money for school should your state not provide it. you won't be able to earn this while you're young so its important that you make sure you have it before you're born

-the X factor: this can be attractiveness, genius, motivation, contacts or luck among many other factors.

this is the magical quality that takes your human with a $100,000/yr baseline and allows them to enter the world of success that is defined by its incredible, strangling control over the economy and especially new profit

over 90% of new profit goes to the already wealthy, so make sure you're mean enough to take whatever is left of that 10% you can manage

sorry heres the list greentexted

>both parents and sufficient money or relatives to allow for enough childcare to let your parent pursue their career throughout your childhood
>enough money for school should your state not provide it. you won't be able to earn this while you're young so its important that you make sure you have it before you're born
>the X factor: this can be attractiveness, genius, motivation, contacts or luck among many other factors.