I'm currently drunk, and drinking with family tonight Sup Forums, and I want to fuck my mom...

I'm currently drunk, and drinking with family tonight Sup Forums, and I want to fuck my mom. I have reason to believe she may be into it, but I'm not sure on that, or how to proceed. Any advice or fuel (incest gifs/wincest) would be appreciated.

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well my mom just died.

what makes you think that she'd be interested?

someone tell me who she is.

Well lets see your mom, then ill assist to my best ability.

Noooooooooooo

Honestly, I'm just really drunk, and wanted a fast incest thred. Sorry user, I need to get some shit together.

she's not. you're drunk. go to bed.

>I have reason to believe she may be into it
I think you're just drunk

Ok faggots. Wincest thread! I never request anything from you doucheags!

This one time me and my imouto fucked

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better than any other sites! a lot of horny sluts of your city on bla.st/l8r3f

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make her smash another bottle of red and then walk around the house your underpants

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FBI-kun its late go to bed

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A voice of wisdom? On Sup Forums?
You're a long way from home, friend

Go have a cold shower. You're drunk. Your mother is your mother. You should not think of her like that, because she definitely isn't into this. You're confusing filial love with a sexual one.

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i wish i didnt have mommy issues

You are a fucking loser OP go suck a log of shit out of Andy Sixx's asshole

WTF is wrong with you?fucking kill yourself you sick bastard.

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You have a disease. Get help, Trumpfag.

Where can i watch free porn like this?

Hell, user. The only answer is to whip your throbbing cock out and present it to her. If she drops down on her milf slut knees and starts sucking you then you're golden. If she slaps the shit out of you and sends you to bed without any chicken tendies, then you'll KNOW you were a bad user. All your problems solved! That'll be one picture of your moms big titties.

Vagina just staying open like a bag when cock pulls out.
>This is what hentai artists really believe.

Don't we all...

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Hentai artists aren't anatomy majors nor have ever been in a pussy.

Luckily the incest fetish gene comes from your mom's side of the family. Turn on pic, see how she reacts to it, and go from there.

The first time somebody described what she did to me as abuse, I laughed.
I laughed. Not a nervous chuckle, either. Not a friendly snicker I laughed at them because they had no idea what they were talking about.

My father beat me. My brother raped me.
That was abuse.
What my mother did for me made me feel like a King. Like I mattered. Her voice could silence every fitful hum in my brain. Her kiss could bring me peace like no drug, or drink or brainless whore ever has since.
That's not abuse. That's love.

It was my only REAL love.
Which is why is hurt so much when it stopped.

Greentext?

How old were you when you started ? How old was your mom ?

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>One day while Andy was masturbating, Woody got wood.
>He could no longer help himself!
>He watched as Andy stroked his juicy kawaii cock.
>He approached Andy which startled him and make him pee everywhere on the floor and on Woody too.
>Being drenched in his urine made him harder than ever!
>Woody: "Andy Senpai! I'm alive and I want to be INSIDE OF YOU."
>Andy: "Oh Woody Chan! I always knew you were alive! I want to stuff you up my kawaii ass!"
>Woody grabbed a bunch of flavored lube and rubbed it all over his head
>Woody: "Oh my! It's cherry flavored lube! Cherry is my favorite!"
>Woody then stuffed his head up into Andy's tight ass!
>The other toys around the room watched intently as Woody shoved his head back and forth into Andy's nice ass, continuously making a squishy wet noise.
>The other toys also became aroused and they all gathered around Woody and >Andy and started to urinate all over them.
>Then they started to masturbate.
>Andy: "Oh my goodness, Woody Chan! >You are churning my insides up so well!
>Your nose is stimulating my prostate! OH YES!
>All the other toys became so aroused by this, that they could not help themselves anymore!
>They pushed Woody completely inside, and they all went inside.
>All of them wanted to be inside Andy's nice round ass.
>Andy: "No wait guys! My ass cannot hold this much! I'm getting so full!"
>All the toys went inside of poor squirming Andy and pretty much, he was beyond full, and died from having his insides completely damaged.
>The mother came inside and found Andy, dead with a huge ass hemorrhage on his anus, with a HUGE belly full of toys.

Should have replied to the threads

>Be me
>7 or so
>Playing with my favorite dinosaurs in my room.
>The Tyrannosaurus and 'Spike Tail' as I called it.
>Brother comes in.
>He has a black eye.
>Open my mouth to ask what happened and-SMACK!
>Slaps me across the face, pretty much just pins me and rapes me right there.
>Broken inside.
>Confused.
>Angry.
>So fucking angry.
>Mom figures it out immediately.
>Tries to keep bro and I apart now.
>Dad thinks she's coddling me.
>She told me not to try and tell Dad. I thought that was crazy at first...but then I saw how he hit her when she tried to tell him. I almost killed him for that. I was eight and six weeks old. I had the knife. Knew where he slept when he was piss drunk.
>Still don't know why I didn't do it.
>Mom leaves Dad emotionally.
>He pretty much holds her hostage in the house.
>Super jealous.
>Even more abusive now that he isn't getting laid.
>Life goes on. A whole fucking year.
>Tense dinners.
>Short convos.
>I relax. I shouldn't have.
>Bro rapes me again. In the bath this time.
>Mom stops it halfway through. He tries to get violent with her. Dad comes home early. Shit hit the fucking fan.
>That was the last time I saw my Dad. Mom pulled me naked out of the tub and we drove away while he was busy beating my brother into a toothless bloody mess.
>We drove for hours.
>She let me wear her jacket.
>I loved that thing. It smelled like her hair and favorite cigarettes.
>I still smoke lucky strikes. Even use lip balm. Just for the Taste.
>We hid out in a motel somewhere outside Georgia, near the border of Tennessee.
>That night was the first time I saw my mom cry, and the first time we made love.
>I knew how it all worked. She wanted to show me there was more to love and sex than hurting somebody.
>Admittedly, she was a little drunk but after the day we had? Even I could have used a sip.
>We stayed ghosted like that for nearly a decade.
>Dad finally showed up with a PI after six fucking years.

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Shit. Meant my brother for the last time.
He ran away shortly after Mom and I did.
Dad never looked for his ass.

Continuing.

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>CPS takes me from Mom.
>Almost gave me back to my dad but the counselor lady they had me talk to wouldn't allow it.
>It was a mess, and finally told a stranger everything that had happened to me.
>That's when she called it abuse.
>I'd been coming home to see my mom smiling every for the last six years.
>I'd bring her good grades from school.
>I'd hold her when she cried or couldn't sleep because of the memories. Or her anxiety.
>She'd hold my hand when were outside and I thought I saw him.
>She'd remind how strong I had to be to keep going after all that.
>I did the same.
>We made love when the feeling was right. When we had time. When we felt like it.
>We were in love.
>Fuck, I'm still in love. Just don't know where she is.
>Six years of that. All taken away cause some faggot in a judge robe thinks our age difference made it "abuse."
>Fuck him.
>I've been abused.
>The only thing that helped was her.

Got nothing else to say, really. Haven't told this story much or ever before in these threads. Lurked em' a lot. Hope you enjoyed, fuckers.

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better than any dating site! a lot of horny girlz of your city on bla.st/l8r3f

thanks for contributing m8

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Shit I better share some actual fucking stories.
Anybody got any more questions?

Most memorable one I got right now was this one.

>Had shitty trailer in new neighborhood.
>Had shithead neighbor who was slinging ice.
>He was super into my mom.
>Tried to trade her meth for sex.
>Caught him trying to crawl through our window one night.
>Woke mom up. She pulled a fucking gun on him.
>He never came back and we slept in the same bed for the next week.
>Every night we'd snuggle and just talk. About anything. She seemed to like the fact I still had a kid imagination. Encouraged me to use it a lot.
>I failed her in that respect. Shit, I drive fucking trucks now.
>Either way once we'd talk enough our eyes would lock in this sorta way. Like making eye contact was just a signal between us. She'd kiss me, and every time she did it I was head over heels all over again.
>She was always so gentle. Always had soft lips and never even scratched me.
>One time she put a finger in me in the middle of oral.
>She really liked having something in her mouth.
>I remember cursing in front of her for the first time when did that shit.
>I got head but got grounded afterward like-
>Fuck. I'm tearing up. She was so fucking good to me, bros...

Thanks for sharing
How long ago was this ?

We don't take kindly to sensible people 'round these parts. How bout you get back in your car and head back off where you came from?

haha faggot misses his mommy

OP.. there are several things on this earth that a human should not do. One of them is fucking your mom. Don't even try man. Just don't.

wow u sound rly wise man

I think you should kill yourself immediately.
Preferably with a firearm.

You're drunk and asking /b advice. What could go wrong?

Well gentlemen, despite the deeply damaging comments, this has been a great success. I thank you.

Couldn't she have been there for you without fucking you? That's clearly inappropriate.

Haha I do. I'll miss her until I'm dead.

I try to avoid specifics on dates but suffice it to say I grew up with a litebrite and got to see the first Transformers series.

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It's not inappropriate to have sex with someone you love. I loved her. She loved me. It was the first consensual sex I ever had and I thank the faggot god himself that it was with her.

Did you consider your mom to be an attractive lady ? Can you describe her ?
How old was she ?

Your happiness came from unconditional love. Look for it and you will be happy again.

why don't you find her?
also what happened to your bro?

Is that fucking Beyblade

Don't do it.
You don't want to flush a good relationship down the toilet just because you got horny.
Also, best case scenario, she agrees, but you get whiskey dick.

Are you a retard or trolling,personally I don't think the sex is right but she literally saved him from pain and sorrow

I'm sorry you had to go through that with your own brother and father, and not sure what to feel about you and your mother.
I hope you find the love you're looking for and that the memories of what you've been through don't ruin the rest of your life.

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This is Sup Forums. What the fuck do you think?

user write me at [email protected]
Would love to know more of your story

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SPIDERMAN

This is my first time trolling, and I must say, it was very disappointing. You people will believe anything.

I'm out.

Outtie 5000

Is this /ourthread/? Or should we let it slide. Either way, we win.

bye faggots

Damn, what comic is that?

She was beautiful.
Tall for a woman. Sandy blonde.
Not much tits but having my brother and me really thickened up her legs.
I wanted to run my fingers along every piece of her. She never let me touch her ass...heh.

Can't find her because they shipped my ass to a foster home and I don't know her maiden name.

Thing is I never really put any faith in love. Everyone else just seems like another version of my brother, my shitty foster parents or just...just a shell. Nobody seems real. No one is a complete person to me anymore.

Unconditional love is as rare as hen's teeth.
Not the guy you responded to, but I don't think it exists outside of the love your parents show you.
And that kind of love definitely isn't sexual. At least not in a healthy context.

how the fuck did you not know her maiden name kek

surely you could find marriage records and stuff

>trolling
I don't think this word means what you think it means. Plus, artistic works, fiction and falsehood, all that jazzercise. Who cares?

I've had bad times. I've had good. No different than anyone else, really. We all go to our heavens and hells. Most of life is just numbness apart from that.

What about CPS records from when the PI found you?
They have to have some information on her in there.
And if they don't have it, it might be time to pay your dad a visit. Maybe even get some payback while you're at it.