Hey Sup Forums I work in a video store

Hey Sup Forums I work in a video store.
Ask me about a movie and I'll rate and review it for you.

>trips gets a digital copy of a random movie

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how are you still open?

We get movies faster than other stores do.

Netflix is moving towards more Netflix created content and less mainstream media.

Redbook customer service is ass.

Big selection.

We're not assholes like blockbuster kek

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>We get movies faster than other stores do.
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>Netflix is moving towards more Netflix created content and less mainstream media.
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>Redbook customer service is ass.
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>Big selection.
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>We're not assholes like blockbuster kek


Redbox*

huh makes sense but still amazing that a video store is alive and well,

What's wrong with your thumb?!?!

Wait, video stores still exist?

do you have any vhs

Note sure if Family Video in Jeffersontown KY or not.

Bad lighting and weird angle. I think.

Lol no fam

Is that Family Video?

are you stuck in 2004 user

how did you get lost in time

does your rate and review service include pornos as well?

Is that the Family Video in Statesville?

where are you located and do you have any sort of competition from other stores

What do you think about Pulp Fiction?

All Family Videos look the same

Nah
Nah


It's in Oklahoma

I'm also curious, it looks exactly like the one in Galesburg

Jesus. The similarity is absolutely uncanny

No for the most part it's just FV.
Redbox is a competitor but not a good one. Novelty wore of real quick because of ridiculous late fees, bad disks and horrible customer service.

We're all around the US

you must live in a shitty place, i only see video stores in nigger areas

OP stop time traveling and go to bed.

Fair enough

Ha.

How many losers come in to rent from the back room?

Mulholland Drive

Do you carry full bush 70's porn?

They still have those?

What's the strangest video request you've received, and did you have it?

Is that the video store near a dairy queen?

this

What's you're opinion on Alien

what videos are you selling at the moment due to their low hire rate?

Lol once that store goes out of business you're gonna be homeless

bad night high dinghy hah hydrant a fantasy digits branding Duggan had that duty handgrip. Fuckface

better than any dating site! a lot of horny sluts of your city on bla.st/l8r3f

Pulp Fiction is a fantastic movie! It blends the characters violence and humanity insanely well. You have characters that are debating giving a woman a foot rub and then shooting a man the next. The head of the mafia gets fucked in the butt in a series of unfortunate events.

The scene at the beginning of the movie with S. Jackson and Travolta is one of the (if not longest) single shot scenes in cinematic history, as a side note.

It's one of those movies that makes you laugh at the surrealism of it but at the same time really makes you think about it. It gives every character a lot of dimensions.

It's not "oh this is the bad guy and he is evil 24/7" Travoltas character literally gets shot after taking a shit. I loved his character but from an objective viewpoint he was technically a bad guy.

10/10 Quentin is God.

> assuming OP doesn't have 6 months living expenses in the bank

WAIT, IN MOORE?!?

...

Alien is a legendary movie, Ridley Scott is amazing and Sigourney Weaver is hot.

The movie literally paved the way for a shit ton of sci-fi and fantasy movies and games.

7/10 because we didn't see Sigourney's tits.

we still have video rental stores in oklahoma?
what the fuck

Nahhhh

Was just reading a le Reddit bread about blockbuster n stuff

Got bored so I came to Sup Forums and this is the first thread?
This website is gay

Jk that was a joke
Am I funny

Resevoir Dogs

Why does Robert Deniro keep making suck ass comedies?

Check em

Uhhh there's not a whole lot of them, except the creeps asking for porn.

I send them to the chickasha store because they're the only FV store with an adult room.

Kek

Duncan? Chickasha?

I love that movie, I just saw a thread about how tipping was stupid and reminded me of it

Reservoir Dogs is a classic. The point of the movie isn't the violence of crime or the action but what happens afterwards.

It's a satirical nod to the fact that so many movies focus on the action or the happily ever after but never pay attention to what really happens afterwards.

That's how I interpreted the movie anyway.

10/10 Steve Buscemi is amaze.

Hown do I know that there is not dried sperm or Pussy juice on the rental dvds?

I honestly thought that was the only one in the state. Just looked at a map, does Oklahoma have the most FamilyVideos? Wtf there's a lot

goodfellas
and/or
pulp fiction

Send me a screen cap to prove this is you with text of your snapchat or something and I'll send you a digital when I get home

Dude, they have one in Moore on 4th lol

Neewwwp

Do you still rent vhs?

Luckily, I dont live near niggerfaggots or white trash. haven't seen those since 2009

Well, Oklahoma... so its like... 2003 for you guys, right?

Guy says he's from Oklahoma and every other okieposter starts in

OP here boys, about to drive home, keep the thread alive for about fifteen minutes.

Or ill start a new one when I get home.

Whoever got trips, post screen cap proof you posted that shit and post your snapchat or a throwaway or something so I can send you your digital.

You can fake a (you) in all of 2 seconds by changing the content in your browser. A screenshot means nothing.

I have a coy of that Keyser Söze movie. I went to return it but the place tried to carge me extra cuz it was 9:01 PM and I told them to fuck off and kept it.
They went out of business because times change.
How fucked am I?

The only time I've seen a video store still open is way up north where, they get their grocery stock via dog-sled, and the internet connection is only strong enough to send one sentence e-mails a week.

Do they have betamax?

Where is the best Whataburger in OKC?

I actually live in a decent city without a whole lot of niggers. I have a couple of really decent black people who rent but not too many.

One nigger literally named Q'lease. Fucking stinks and is a sleezeball. We always charge him double late fees for being a niggerfag.

better thaan any dating site! a lot of horny sluts of your city on bla.st/l8r3f

Fuckin figures. Damn meth heads trying to rub one out between batches

north or south side?

review the little panda fighter

>The Usual Suspects

Not fucked. You won't be able to rent but we honestly don't give a fuck.

Just tell them you returned it, insist that you did and we'll take it off but put a photo ID check on that shit.

We always go out of our way to help the nice customers, pro tip. Don't be an asshole and you can get away with most anything.

South

Shrek

Hey. My family video has a Marco's Pizza inside it. Does yours have that too?

I think the only one on the south side is by like 59th and Western

10/3 would Onion again

Where do you live

WINRAR WINRAR YOU GET A FREE MOVIE

Topeka, KS.

I'm temporarily somewhere else for a while though.

lol

So glad Marco's started coming into Oklahoma. I was getting fucking sick of Dominos and """The Hut"""

Lol I'm OP so I'll just give myself a free movie?

Rate Eraserhead.

when I get out, my first movie will be call Dindu Nuffinz starring Meryl Streep

Ah. I'm in NC, the superior state

Greasy as shit in my state. But totally bomb when you're toasted with some newly released rental DVDs.

Yeah I can't argue with you there. Kansas fucking rips dude. North Carolina seems tight.

here, but I don't even want a free movie. I didn't even know you were doing that when I got here, i was just baffled that video rental stores still exist. I thought everyone had moved on to netflix or redbox or whatever by now.

It is. Especially when you live in the Piedmont.

Roll give me something to do

Piedmont straight up sucks

Marcos is ass you fucking degenerate

Watch Hell or High Water. It's fucking fantastic movie.

I live by a family video in Cleveland. Shit's dope and looks identical. It probably smells better at yours though.

fight me

o shit

Piedmont, OK right? That little town sucks ass

No you fucking idiot. I'm talking about the Piedmont in North Carolina