Ask a FedEx employee anything

Ask a FedEx employee anything.

What's your crush ratio

What's it like working overtime for no extra pay?

where do you work

Why is UPS better?

Ever get the feeling your delivering drugs? I get my weed off the Internet comes straight to my door

OP here

It happens quite often, now that I work here, I advise anyone I can to never pay for FedEx shipping. We treat packages horribly (Sometimes for fun)

I wouldn't know, I work part time.

That's classified.

Because we like to smash your packages, especially when they have a "Fragile" sticker on them.

I honestly doubt it.

Budbuddy.biz check it bud

OP here

You honestly take me for a newfag? I know you just wanna find my IP. So go suck a dick faggot.

Where's my damn package?

OP here

I took it home with me

Lol why so paranoid bud?
It's like you got something to hide??
Hehe

OP here

Kinda, if I learned anything from all my years spent on Sup Forums, it's that I never click on any links posted on a thread.

That totally wasnt malicious you can beLIEve me. Im pretty sure ips are saved on this site, that oldfag moot helped fbi find posters by providing posters addresses. Idk

When they ban you. They ban your ip. So it's up in Herr somewhere

what do you think about Cast Away? do you think that tom hanks do a good job as a fedex employe?

Why does everyone on earth like yiff?

i work for ground, salt/841-842 here

Is Tom Hanks as nice in real life?

thoughts on how much weed goes through the mail? Any experiences with weed in the mail?

I went to McDonald's yesterday and got a Filet-O-Fish combo and a Jalapeño Double. I was eating it in my vehicle in the parking lot and listening to an audio book when I glanced up and saw the McDonald's worker I ordered from was outside having a cigarette.

She waved at me and I nodded and had to wait 7 minutes before she went back inside and I could eat in comfort again. I don't think that employees should be bothering or even trying to socialize with customers outside of the McDonald's restaurant or drive through, but that is another story.

I went to McDonald's for dinner last night and got a Big Mac combo and a 10 piece Chicken McNuggets with barbecue dipping sauce. As I was driving to the second window the same girl was still working. She was acting somewhat obsequious and attempting small talk when she asked, 'why don't you come eat inside instead of in the parking lot'.

That really bothered me for many reasons. First of all, I don't want my routine or actions to be tracked by a fast food employee. Secondly, she should not try to tell me how I should live my life. I do not want to eat inside because I find it less comfortable and would much rather be inside my vehicle listening to an audiobook and enjoying myself and my privacy.

Overall, I think it was very unprofessional to bring this up. I should have a clean slate with each drive through visit, not have to get the third degree because I committed some sort of faux pas. Which I don't think I did, because I often see people eating in fast food parking lots. How does she know I am not busy going to work or somewhere in a rush?

How do you feel about eating in your vehicle in the parking lot of a fast food restaurant versus eating inside the restaurant?

why do you knock so aggresively

Googled it. Just some canadian marijuana by mail service.

Ever got a Bravo Zulu?

True true but that is how it is at a fast food joint. Maybe you should either suppress your aspergers and try to be a little more open to interaction, change venues or jsut deal with it you pussy bitch.

this is old pasta...but this is some of the most well-crafted pasta I have ever read. The hint of realism, just enough to create a number of responses is quite exquisite. Kudos to whoever wrote the original.