Tell me your movie ideas Sup Forums

Tell me your movie ideas Sup Forums.

a dead astronaut floating through space

A dead BLACK and FEMALE astronaut floating through space

The president.....

is a duck

I call it "EXECUTIVE QUACKTION"

"Best movie ever, my wife's son loved it" - Dwight Dunberg, Seattle Scanner

A gnostic Christian teacher in the 2nd century AD gets into a dispute with Paulician Christians over theology and positions of power within the religious community. The Paulicians eventually organise into a mob, capture the Gnostic and execute him.

a dead BLACK and FEMALE LESBIAN astronaut floating through space

>The Paulicians eventually organise into a mob, capture the Gnostic and execute him.
But not before breaking into dance.

Seth Rogan is a Dionysian priest who becomes a Roman Emperor when his estranged Uncle, the former emperor dies unexpectedly and names Seth is heir. He balks at this unwanted responsibility because all he wants to do is organize more crazy orgies & attend games with his best friend James Franco. After he survives a failed attempt at poisoning

>THAT'S NOT WINE DUDE! THATS HEMLOCK
>OH MY GOD, I DONT WANNA DIE LIKE THAT GAY PHILOSOPHER DUDE!
>Seth & James force their fingers down each others throats and vomit all over a sacred idol

he is convinced that he has no choice and he must either wear the crown or face assassination by conniving usurpers, he reluctantly accepts the scepter.

Jonah Hill plays the role of that fat guy who shouts stuff in the forum.
Micheal Cera plays a eunuch, an advisor to the court, who tries to make the rambunctious & immature Seth fit to rule the greatest empire in the world. Zach Effron plays a praetorian guard who aims to take control of the empire for himself.

So a sequel to year 0

The consequences of the printing press on the spread of black magic

>Micheal Cera plays a eunuch
sold

A film on the creation of the mafia in 1800's Sicily, Italy, due to the corrupt government.

>tfw no Seth Rogen movies for every historical period

In the last scene, they all wake up in their living room and we find out that this was all a trip caused by some LSD-laced weed.

Adam Sandler(playing himself) follows a Peruvian assassin back in time to the 70's to save the Bee Gees from being blown up.

Shot in Ken Burns documentary/interviews format.

>A boy likes a girl
>Is to shy to tell her
>Through a Deus ex Machina he miraculously recives her phone number
>He calls her
>She likes him too
>Next day she doesn't remember their conversation
>Turns out he called a girl in a different parallel dimension.
>The girl he called and he agree to share their secrets with each other in order to make their other universe counterparts fall in love with them
>Hijinks ensue when they begin to fall in love with each other.

The 48 hours during the financial crisis where people were doing corrupt backroom deals to get the bailouts approved and stave off complete financial armageddon.

The Big Short meets 12 Angry Men.

Might be pretty hilarious

a dead BLACK and FEMALE LESBIAN astronaut floating through the GLASS CEILING of INTERSECTIONAL space

>12 Short Men

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I was thinking something like "Bailout" but I guess that works too.

Some sandy desolate place, kinda desert like
A small town in that area
Probably set during the cowboy era
Main character is a poacher and he spends most of his time away from the town just hunting animals with his loyal dog
Comes into town every now and then to sell his shit and get supplies
Lady from the shop he sells shit to likes him and always flirts but he never gives it any thought
Movie is mostly about lonelyness, very little dialogue and mostly just pretty landscape shots
Climax is his dog dying while they hunt a particularly vicious beast
Would this be any good? I've got a script laid out for it that i intend on pitching once i'm done with film school

>the dog dies

Typical

I like this one.

Me too, sounds like a comfy movie.

>be Lee Harvey Oswald on November 22, 1963
>innocuously stand around on grassy knoll watching presidential motorcade pass
>see assassin pull gun
>attempt to stop him
>President ends up only wounded
>someone else shoots the assassin
>rest of day continues answering questions in police custody
>interrupted by radio announcements of rising tensions
>nuclear war starts by sundown
>fade to black
>wake up
>be Lee Harvey Oswald on November 22, 1963

Basically Butterfly Effect/Groundhog Day where all the conspiracies are true and Oswald has to unravel them, eventually having to make his magic shots exactly right and look like a madman to avoid a bunch of other terrible realities.

>he's an ideas guy

>a movie about wealthy businessmen who go hunting but for small orphans and shoot them with hunting rifles and compete for the title of "slayer of many defenseless children"

Shitposters of the world go on the internet to find others to participate in the shitposting olympics.

>Starring Rick Moranis

>Use domestic housepets as stand-ins for human actors
>Shoot tons of remakes of iconic cinema moments with animals
>Edit remade scenes into one long cut using wipe effects and funny noises to signify the change
>Celebrity voiceovers

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qt female hapa goes on a school shooting after witnessing chads giving stacies dick while not giving her any

Just explosions

buddy comedy set in the late 19th century. two doctors find their way into treating "hysteria" in women by fingerbanging them. quirky lesbian midwife assistant included in the second act.

MC finds himself questioning his career path when a french inventor of a mechanical vibrator shows up and threatens to put all his other fingerbang doctor friends out of business.

starring James Franco, Seth Rogan, Paul Dano, and Amy Schumer.

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>two beta roomates
>at a shitty community college in midwest
>both like a girl but are too beta to tell the other
>romcom shit going on as they try to win her hearts
>little do they know their oneitis is the same person
>she's also a complete stacy and has no interest in either of them
>they still try their best, ignorant in the other
>eventually find out, and attempt to outsperg the other
>one goes full potato for a bit
>other just cries in a corner
>one notices stacy outside their apartment building
>she's being groped by a ultra gigganigga
>likes it
>they arm themselves
>build pipebombs
>start off the school year with a bang
>End off their years with a wimper

Loosely based on whatever happen to baby jane.
Dakota Fanning plays a former burn out child actress, now in her mid 20s trying to make a serious acting career for herself.

As Dakota fails to achieve her goals and slow fails to obscurity, her younger sister played by Elle rises to a successful acting career and is loved by the public.

Elle succes causes Dakota to have increasing jealousy and cause her to paint a cruel look from her point of view on her nice and sweet sister. Also there incest undertones throughout the movie with Dakota wanting to hatefuck Elle.

this is actually quite nice. would watch.

this is a movie not a porno

What. Also would it be a good ideal to take out the incest undertones of my movie ideal?

>"Off the Rails"
>comedy parody of matrix and blade runner
>2200
>earth is nuked, animals/plants extinct
>everyone from birth is implanted a cable attached to their back
>they are connected on a cable grid system wheere they scoot along on rails and are monitored
>all your shit is laid out on the floor and your house is a hole in the ground you descend into
>everyones legs are shit and they forgot about standing
>the rail system has people slamming into shit constantly
>the protagonist is offered a chance to break free from the matrix
>they take the cable off and he sees the truth
>hes running from railcops while tripping on door knobs.

10/10 would pirate

>Elle succes causes Dakota to have increasing jealousy and cause her to paint a cruel look from her point of view on her nice and sweet sister. Also there incest undertones throughout the movie with Dakota wanting to hatefuck Elle.

That movie looks like the kind of shit that would be featured in Cannes and Sundance

A breast-centric S&M porno where someone slaps a woman's breasts and says "SPANKS FOR THE MAMMARIES"

Damn 9.8/10

waspgirl, starring the bitch from lost that's in ant man, but instead of fighting superhero villains or rogue government agents she just goes to a bar, finds a hot guy, uses her only superhero ability, her special stinger that puts men to sleep (only works on men), and then takes them back to her castle dungeon, where she tortures them and trains them to become servants, and then at the end of the movie she has a party, 10-20 girls come over, including her daughter whos 16 (in europe it will be legal), and they all have a feast, and then they all get a slave each that they can play with

Basically its The Ring, but with Donkey Kong.

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this is like the first movie that would get made if there ever is an american revolution

9/10

>Basically its The Ring, but with Donkey Kong.

No more Leslie Jones.