Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch
Hey Faggots
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fuk u john. you are probably just some skinny nerd behind a keyboard. fuckin' loser punk bitch!
gtfo my Sup Forums you faggot! I've been here since 2014 and we don't fuck with normie faggots like you. also, your bitch is UGLY AF LOSER.
GTFO BITCH
do ya guys use the same spray tan?
I will never stop laughing when I see this meme
sad when this is nostalgic
Only oldfags will post in this thread
better than any dating site! a lot of horny glamorous sluts of your city on bla.st
This
What the fuck happened to the old Sup Forums??
Now it's full of facebook normies like John...
Hey, what's up John? Good to see you on the chan again.
Fucking same fag
We said sharpie in your pooper, not schnapps. You better wipe your shit off that bottle
man you fell hard for it
You smell so.. new
Things change user.
It's inevitable.
gtfo newfag. tru Sup Forumstards dont let normie douches like "John" here come on our imageboard and talk shit. i took shit like this from punks like him since middle school and i will b fuckin' dammed if this motherfucker is going to come on to my sanctuary of anime and furry porn to talk shit to me and all of my anonymous friends so go ahead and gtfo you normie piece of fuckin' trash
thank you for keeping this good meme going for years to cum.
John U r my fave meme
newfag detected
this b8 makes me cringe for a variety of reasons
>the jersey style went out of style in 2012
>disrespecting that woman, no matter how unattractive
>narcissistic, literally half of the thing is bragging
>tries to make the Sup Forums population feel bad by... the dreaded NAME CALLING
>tells Sup Forums to anhero, like we've NEVER had that happen before
I guess I fell for the bait but God it felt good to get that out of my system
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Fucking copy pasta newfag
one bourbon one scotch on beer
seeing a john thread everytime i load up Sup Forums makes me smile
Hey John
IM HAVINGA RECORD HYEAR