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what would happen if you got drunk as fuck on a plane?

or would they cut you off before that happened? edition

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YEAH YEAH WHAT UP YOUTUBE YOUTUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUBE WHATUP!

>70% white as long as you avoid the segregated ghettos

Reminder that homicide rate is the most important statistic to look at when considering crime because different countries have different definitions of what constitutes crimes but it's hard to have a different definition of homicide

think they would just throw you off desu

having compulsion to do an exceptionally bad post but i'll refrain

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I FOCUSED ON THE PAIN,
THE ONLY THING THATS REAL

Depends if you're being agressive or not

If you're drunk as fuck but just minding your own business or pass out it's probably fine

drank too much and feel sick now lads

what di do

Quite like khabib as a person but it seems like a lot of Muslims are seeing him as a representative of Islam and if he wins they'll see it as a win for Islam

It's a shame because Tony Ferguson is a cringy mong

Ahh yes very impressive

oh fuck off with this shit

every time i see a girl who's really into computers i assume it's a trap

am i sexist

aha
but that's manchester's power

we're not the capital
so we don't get all the problems that london has

*scours every street in hampstead to find that lad's redbrick georgian abode*

*haha DOXXED*

I've been on a plane before where people got drunk quite a lot(Vegas flight), the cabin crew essentially had to stop handing out free shit to the passengers since they were making complete retards out of themselves. Never really got out of hand but they pissed everyone off on board since we couldn't get any free refreshments anymore.

would rather kill myself than leave london

manchester has no power, your just a fucking post industrial mill town with a few good football teams.

probably lifted straight off some fetish site

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are american fraternities actually like this?
is this a black american fraternity thing?
is this a thing?

>if you ignore all the blacks you'll find my area is very safe actually

Completed that game already

>nigger in the thumbnail

Shan't

hello whats the source on the pic used in this

just to check if its real

Very high population levels, very high levels of inequality and a police force under staffed and under funded. Very sad!

in reality there's a lot more gay shit involved

This. So. Much

>All those books on feminism and transgender studies.

>this so much

lads i've been having a life and all but why is /brit/ so slow rn?

Pilotfag here

The gate staff are supposed to prevent you from boarding the plane if you appear drunk
It's a legal offence to be drunk onboard an aircraft, but unless you start kicking off, we won't do anything.

good books tbf

stop being antisemitic

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overly drunkl but going to have one last beer

Was re-watching shrek when i saw this, just now

did shrek predict Facebook?

me doing a browse

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I poo twice a day, in the morning and in the evening. Morning one always takes ages to wipe and evening one is always a ghostwipe. Weird.

>be me
>looking at old vintage clothes on flickr
>find cute vintage girl with good style
>turns out she is swedish
>clip through pictures aaaaaaaaand a black baby

ah yes.

>the man in control of your life, everyone else on board's life, and is in charge of making thousands of tons of metal stay up in the sky shitposts on /brit/

motorsports should be banned for being unenvironmental

allow everyone
want to just move away

i do 3 or 4 a day normally.

Lol my step dad calls me Quasimoto because I sit like this haha

I learned to fly after I discovered Sup Forums if that makes any difference

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Yeah, except my white suburb is probably bigger than your entire town

the goal

left a tip

Lauren Souther has cleaning lady arms

I can't shit in the morning, but I shit twice in the evening, my poo-clock is fucked.

>step dad

>95% white in the centre

peng new development in london

>Wow, 00s was a really underrated era for music!

what

>Falkland Islands
>Folkland Islands
>Volkland Islands

Anyone here had post office jobs, specifically the delivery blokes on bikes or general mail sorting
Whats it like, is it as soul destroyingly boring as I imagine

feel like everything is moving slow

Predictions for the White British percentage of London on the 2021 census?

Remember, the number dropped from 60% to 45% between 2001 and 2011.

I want to cum on her face desu

Excellent

25%

very very cheeky

If I poo right after I get up, I will always poo again about an hour later, but if I wait just 20 minutes to poo, I do one big poo.

Why does lisicki's entire life revolve around girls? Is this really how normies think?

Same :/

12%

>2021
Gentrification has meant that practically everyone is white

30% and I predict non British white has gone from 15% to 20%

when im walking out i feel like everyone isnt walking fast enough and are bumping into each other
this only occurs at the end of the day, everyone is pumped in the morning
really weird

Going out tonight with my mates fit bird but he's not coming out with us haha

Might try to unironically bed her haha

Somewhere between 30-40% I'd guess.

Cunt, expect me to scratch my arsehole with your fork next time you come in.

My internet browsing seems to only consist of Facebook, Sup Forums and Youtube these days. What the fuck happened?

It would just be autism rage and sulking on screen

>practically everyone is white
ok Hameed

FASCINATING post

same. sometimes feel like my first poo of the day is like a plug, it's all dry and hard but right behind it is a nice big soft one. the goal is to clear the plug and the big softy all in one go. very rarely happens though.

/r/hailcorporate

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Gonna order domino's tonight lads

Honestly think it will be under a third. I live in a town full of former white Londoners who just can't afford to live there any more. Immigrants/non-whites are more willing to put up with shit living conditions.

Northerners are violent criminal filth

The horrible fallacy about predicting that Trump and Brexit will lead to more radical right-wing steps down the road is that it is denying that the public has any thought or preferences. It's believing that the population is an amorphous group of amorphous groups that just bend and sway to the times and propaganda, rather than a collection of individuals with their own beliefs. Leaders will only be a right-wing as the people are, and if more radical representatives are voted in, there will soon be a choice about how radical the people will accept.

Politicians in power are a result of public beliefs, they do not have the power to radically change those beliefs, which is why the pendulum swings.

As someone from Blackpool, think I might sue them

>Facebook
gas yourself

More white brits in East Midlands than London

Booths > Waitrose

Londis>Booths>Waitrose

>comparing countryside to a major city

ah yes northern dogs

>It's believing that the population is an amorphous group of amorphous groups that just bend and sway to the times and propaganda
isn't completely wrong that

>Northerners are violent criminal filth

>not a single Waitrose in Liverpool or Leeds

Imagine a whole race of people for whom fucking Sainsbury's is the upmarket option

Nuke the north now

it is sadly

and they think you're gay/stupid for not chasing women all the time

way out of date

/brit/feels = materialism
brit/pol/ = idealism
/brit/ = spiritualism

Singhsburys>Londis>Booths>Waitrose

>Being picky about what supermarkets you use