If you had the chance to join a colony ship to Mars, would you do it?

If you had the chance to join a colony ship to Mars, would you do it?

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no have you any idea how boring the planet is? literally all of it looks like this

I have nothing on earth, so why not?

Who else is on the ship and what would I have to do when I get there? I mean are we talking hard work and meagre living and no hot women or are we talking fully loaded paradise colony with no niggers allowed?

if i had a stable internet connection (20 minute delay is fine) yes i would go

let's say the colony has already been established, they just need more people. You would have to work, but not as hard as the first colonists.

You can decide who else is on the ship with you, it's your ship. Keep in mind that it only has enough fuel to get to Mars (no return voyage).

Is my safety at least 99.9% guaranteed?
Do I get the opportunity to return to Earth at any time?

If yes to both of these, then yes.

>Is my safety at least 99.9% guaranteed?
>Do I get the opportunity to return to Earth at any time?

Pussies like you probably won't go to Mars.

Will the portal to hell be open?

You would wait 20 minutes to fap? Duck that shit. You would need to plan it all in advance. It would be worse than dial up.

There would then be a opportunity to produce local porn however if you had the right gear and subject matter. Martian porn!

i thought the portal was here, 10 minute drive from your home town

>>setting up a entire colony on a hostile world.

I'll do it but I don't want to work. - op

sure y not

Just get a flash drive and a laptop retard

So then it might already be filled with people that I dislike on Earth so I would basically be trading one shot planet for another. Only that one would be red and dry and cold. I'll take my cocktails by the pool thanks. You keep your dust farm.

or stop faping from b/porn, download a nice porn movie (no plot of course) and do your business, that way the 20 minute delay doesn't matter

op here - this is hypothetical i don't really care about the details.

>So then it might already be filled with people that I dislike on Earth

I literally said you could choose who comes with you

Yeah because you NEVER want fresh content and you like to jerk off to the same stuff over and over and over...

you would be bored to death in a fucking week. the only possible way to make it bearable is to bring a shitload of porn. then at least your porn addiction would occpy some of the time

no. mars schmars.

You said it's already established and the implication was there are already pepole there.

that's just a matter of bringing enough

How much porn is "enough"?

sure. nothing to achieve on earth aside from contributing to society as another John Smith slaving away and losing own identity, might as well slave away somewhere else and be remembered for it as one odd the first colonists

i'd say about 4 tb's of each genre would be enough

Thats a fuck ton of flash drives user. The time it took to find something to watch your 20 minute delay stream is ready to watch.

Without a second's hesitation, it's literally my lifelong dream

what the fuck are you gonna do there

Be a martian faggot and suck martian dick to make ends meet.

are you stupid? not the 4tb guy, but I assure you browsing your own database is faster than searching databases on the internet with 20 min delay. and storing something around 1Pb on flash drives... seriously, what's wrong with you? do you thing facebook processes bigdata on pendrives our something?

Not saying it should be on a flash drive. I'm saying you got two choices. Produce it locally or download it with the massive time lag. The porn industry runs on the basis of fresh content. Where are you going to store your Facebook server farm on your spaceship?

you get 16 tb external hard drives already. by the time you can get to mars maybe you get a 1000 tb drive or something. problem solved.

Only if i can have a cute trap with me in my marsian bunk. Also on the way there i would shoot her in the face with my cum from 4 metres because no gravity.

>shoot her in the face with my cum from 4 metres because no gravity.

If this becomes a reality it should be a sport

Implying YOU are not the trap getting space facials.

mars has gravity retard.

also martian dubs

You faggots talking about mars internet clearly don't understand server cache.

Run a local version of the websites most often visited on mars and update that with the internet version every [x] minutes, it's not that hard.

Im not a good trap material tbh fam.

>her

I wrote "on the way there", you illiterate autist

>he said on the way there
>no dubs
should you even be allowed to breed?

hmm, you might be right about fresh content. still, I don't think a 1pb storage drive would be that hard to import to mars if there's a whole colony imported.
actually, the whole idea of building a colony on mars is pretty silly what with the cost of shipping all the industrial shit required for humans not to freeze to death at night/suffocate/being radiated during day. if it'll ever happen, then there will be independent droids constructing the groundwork already on mars, and adding humans later will be only a proof of concept thing.

>marsian
kek

better than any dating site! a lot of horny innocent looking sluts of your city on bla.st/l8r3f

yeah at this point there's no point in sending humans to mars is there. just send robots. much cheaper and more useful

it's not like i'll lose my virginity anytime soon, i'm posting mars threads on Sup Forums at 4am on a saturday night instead of fucking girls.

fair enough

go to western australia... yeah its red and fucking shitty too

>Be me browsing redplanettube
>See some hot anal action with three spoons and a donkey on page 73 because I like unusual and quirky porn
>Click to watch.
>20 minutes to start stream.

Fuuuuuuuck.

M.2 drives go up to 2tb, which means for 1pb you're only looking at around 500 of them.

Could fit in a normal laptop bag and weigh only a few kg, just need server racks

isn't it?
can't wait until they make cybernetic implants for colonists, build a giant forge and start making baneblades

dumbass just put a server with a petabyte of space on mars and charge people for access.

become the first extraterrestrial isp

>more useful
Yeah, no. A single human could achieve in 3 days everything all the rovers currently on mars have done in all these decades.

i see you're discussing the most important aspects of mars colonization.. how to access porn?

what can humans do there that robots can't?

That's what I said from the off. Produce content locally. Fast and easy. Others seem to think importing flash drives and servers is the way.

It's a gigantic desert and you'll be there with like 10 other people you hate

Porn is literally the most important part. Ever read the book the martian? He talks about how they only had a few TV shows and a couple hundreds songs.
That's because the other 115gb of the USB stick would be nothing but porn

that's the most important part of civilization really.

what kinda porn do you think spock is into?

the first crew? no, they're gonna die. once there is an established fully functional colony, sure ill go

Also 20 minutes to validate a credit card with Visa on Earth.

Dig, for one. Want to find out what's under the soil with current or any future planned rovers? Hope you were happy with a couple inches down.

Meanwhile a human could go down a couple meters in a few minutes.

Want to find out what's under a 50kg rock?
Tough titties, rover can't do anything about it. Human can.

>Produce content locally.

Pretty much any girl would do it on mars. think about it. She's out in the middle of acadia planatia with a guy she barely knows. She looks around and what does she see? nothing but red dust and co2. "Oh no there's nowhere for me to run" What's she gonna do, say no? Of course she wouldn't, because of the implication

>get to explore an entire planet no human has ever set foot on
>bored
you piss in bottles so you dont have to leave your computer, dont you?

Or, you know, local servers like we're fucking talking about retard

How do you think the current internet works with 400ms pings? There's no real difference between that and 20 minutes.

we can build robots that dig or move rocks. still cheaper than sending humans

>in a few minutes
what's the hurry?

walk more than a kilometer in a decade?

Nigger i live in australia, if i want to know what it'd be like to live on mars i can drive west for a few hours and put a plastic bag on my head

Shit would get real boring real fast, which is why the martian server would be 85% porn

He like's his porn logical. Procreation only no anal or oral. I would suggest he would not be keen on interracial porn either because even us emotional humans know there's no logic in mixing the species.

what's the hurry though? also pretty sure building a faster robot is still cheaper than sending humans

Just wait til people start digging below the surface. There is a LOT of interesting shit down there will make the Napoleonic-era discovery of Ancient Egypt look like a weekend gardening hobby.

validating a credit card can be done in your head, it's not hard.

Yes faggot, and have fun getting said robots onto mars in working order and have them do anything relevant in any reasonable time frame.

We've explored exactly fuck all of mars with the rovers because very action is so slow and they're so fragile.
Send a 100kg human in a 30kg suit with a 200kg electric bike and you can achieve more than you could with 5ton of current generation rover.

No, life on earth is good.
Plenty to discover to meet to expereince, a life isnt enough to go through all earth can offer.

Don't need to go to mars if you want to be alone, just colonize a desert,

>we can build robots that dig or move rocks. still cheaper than sending humans
still an 8 minute delay in controls
functions still limited by weight
no way to repair physical malfunction
no way to return specimen to earth
knowledge gained limited to resolution of on board cameras and sensitivity of equipment

ist call geforce or Ps now.

i would go for exactly this reason.

so much to experience, why deprive yourself of living on mars!

OP is a faggot

I want to jion if N.O.V.A team involved.

I mean fuck, imagine trying to build a robot to send to mars capable of doing what a single human with a shovel and 3 hours of oxygen and water can do.

the life span of the machine. a decade is beyond the lifespan of a rover and those that make it past a decade are rare and quickly dying. a human expedition could gather many times more information in a few days compared to a rover.

Just go to a shitty NGO who will sent you to africa or some desolate place, you will experience a LOT.

>implying all data going in and out isnt being monitored

So now you got an entire duplicated Visa server on Mars able to verify CC info in seconds. This server syncs with the one on Earth but still, it takes 20 minutes to transfer the data no matter how big the data file is.

It's just occurred to me that we are here arguing about the best way to get porn on Mars. Someone needs to screensure cap this thread and send to NASA. No way those nerds have considered this aspect of colonisation yet.

it's all about the money, for human to function you'd need a fuckton of money to send all the stuff required for basic survival to the other planet. and we're not talking fucking exploration rovers that just document the environment, but construction robots. rover won't dig our move rocks, because that's not what's it built for. when you need to dig, you build a digging robot. that's what robots are about, you silly you.
also gl digging a few meter hole in a few minutes, I'd like to see you try shovel it like that in a fucking spacesuit, when it's impossible on earth.

that would be a good idea, save for malaria.

>implying there wont be spaceniggercash

i bet spacex has, elon looks like a kinky fucker.

The amount of data all the rovers and landers we've sent so far, decades worth representing hundreds of billions of dollars and hundreds of thousands of man hours, requiring special computers to stay online 24/7, could all be achieved by a human in a couple days with a couple spare SD cards and a DSLR and some ziploc bags.

The retards who think 'robots' can do what we do in any reasonable time frame are delusional, the human body puts out more energy in raw heat than most of those rovers operate on, if curiosity sees a cool rock a couple hundred meters away we get to see what it's all about DAYS later.

Wait! Guys, can you see it? That rock right there. Next to the other rock. Totally an alien...

I guess, what else I got to do stay here on terra.

such as?

Alright, let's get this straight famalam.

Know when you use your card at a normal machine on earth?
What happens when the internet is out?

It stores data for up to an hour and sends it all in one go when it reconnects, EXACTLY how a mars cache server would work.

This really isn't difficult, we've been doing it for years on earth and we can have some impressive bandwith between mars and earth with just shit ping, it'll still work.

Cash on Mars would be pointless unless you have some basic economy going where people can earn spaceniggercash. If you take your own paper money there is only a finite amount in circulation and the person who runs the porn business will end up with all of it and it then becomes worthless. Ever won a game of Monopoly?

Designing the BFR/ITS was only done AFTER the scientists figured out the porn problem.

Kek. This guy for the next US president in that case. I want to see martian porn on earth.

>martian porn
what and why

yeah but taking enough oxygen, food for 6 months transit, not to mention the horrible psychological problems involved with being nearly completely alone save for houston, mean that robots are still more viable cost wise.

Now, a human colony could do much more research, but that's only after billions of dollars and countless man hours have been spend setting up labs, hydroponics farms, and communications dishes.

> (You)
>such as?
Go there and find out. I leave it as an exercise to the reader.