What is the most Perverted thing you have done?

What is the most Perverted thing you have done?

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I fapped to a image of cheese pizza once because thats what I rolled in a roulette thread.
I didn't realise at the time it wasn't meant to be literal pizza.
So yeah, beat my meat to a picture off the eagle boys website.

Fucked a dog

I once stayed at a friends house, we were the only one home he had a sister about 9/10 probably 17.

I was a horny 14 year old and snuck in to her room found the underwear and put them all in my pillow case instead of a pillow. Managed to get away with it though.

>work as back-office crew for a glory hole porn company 3 years ago
>woman comes in for the shoot
>brings her fucking 9 year old daughter
>moms super coked up, can see white crust all around her nostrils
>starts making jokes about how we should have her kid man a booth, says she sucks dick like a pro
>Dale (producer) takes mom to the booth for the shoot
>I sit there for the next hour and a half contemplating if mom was serious, debating if I should lil suzy dicksucker into the bathroom

Never did. But I was reaaaallly close.

From 5 to age 14 I would get the family dog to eat my ass and pick my balls. To be fair I was fucking 5 and didnt really understand what I was doing until I was 12 (Plus the dog was weirdly into it, all I had to do was drop my pants and he'd go to town)

Always had my dog lick my dick as a kid, first time push her away but she kept trying so i ket her do it a bit. Felt great so i didn't stop her. Came buckets and she licked it all up. Everytime I'd go to the bathroom i'd take her and let her lick me

This is always fun. Got naked be-hide a shed with two girls and my brother in elementary school. Tried sitting on a plunger handle during a "curious phase". Butt seks drunk seks. Tried plugging drugs before too.

>Be 13 year old
>Have family friends over
>Beut of a daughter maybe 2 years younger
>play some games and such
>We end up home alone as my parents went to the others house for drinks
>Get horny
>Ask if she wants to play a new game
>Shes keen
>Talk to her about flexibility
>She loves gymnastics
>Ask if I can do a flex test
>She agrees
>Have her lay on the sofa on her back with legs in the air
>push my weight slowly making her legs get closer to her body
>pretend to slip and land face first on her crotch

In the end I tried getting her to do it again but the other direction and land my hard dick on her mouth but she must of seen my boner and stopped playing

Pic related?

sucked my cousins dick

Step brother and I used to jerk eachother off and suck on eachother some. Tried anal a couple times together, felt weird and painful but suprisingly good when he came in me

she actually looked closer to this girl, whos story in the news read like the greatest porn story on earth.

Shy little thing. I definitely could see mom letting her dates have a go at her.

1. Managed to suck my own dick multiple times

2. Started jacking my brother off multiple times when I was a kid but we both laughed and it lasted a couple of seconds + it wasn't serious

3. Fucked two sponges and a plastic bag in a glass - pic related

4. Fapped to futas and traps recently...

5. Licked my hand after fingering a girl when I was in year 2 of highschool but only after going home, not in front of her

well Sup Forums those are the most perverted things I've done in my life so far

Thats the problem, he didn't lick my dick he ate my ass, it ducked my mental chemistry. I'm attracted to girls but years of having my butthole diddled turned me into a closeted faggot. I'm rarely find men attractive but when ever I see a big cock I can't help but wonder how it would feel to have it gently prod my desperate inviting asshole.

>3. Fucked two sponges and a plastic bag in a glass - pic related

How does it feel?

Shameful.

Try it yourself, be sure to soak the sponges in hot water (I didn't do that but should have)

For me it felt like nothing special, barely felt anything other than pain. I might have done something wrong... Be sure to lube it up good (Also something I didn't do)

No it didn't feel shameful, I have no idea why people feel shame after they've masturbated

Male or female?

Story

>go to friend's house a few times
>has short, kinda fat goth sister with huge tits
>at first not interested
>suddenly realize I'm into goth chicks
>go to friends house another time
>sister there but she's in her room
>sister eventually comes downstairs
>"i'm gonna be gone for a few hours i'm going to mall with friends"
>k
>she leaves
>wait couple of mins
>"i need to shit hold on dude"
>go upstairs
>sneak into sisters room
>what you expect for teen goth chick's room
>on bed there are used panties
>have pantie fetish
>instantly pick up and smell
>notice wet area/smell
>look and see there is visible pussy juice in them and theyre soaked
>start sucking and huffing on spot
>time to fap
>throw self on her bed with dick out and start beating it
>pillow harder than it should be
>move pillow
>see dildo complete with balls and suction cup
>JACKPOT
>pick up, dildo is wet
>realized covered with her cum
>sit there sucking on dildo and rubbing it all over my face while furiously beating it
>shoot cum into her underwear
>best orgasm of teenage years
>clean up, put now clean dildo back under pillow and drop underwear now soaked with my cum on the crotch back on bed
>steal some of the smelliest socks i could find to jack it to later
>go in bathroom and flush toilet and turn on sink
>wipe my face so no more smell
>go back downstairs
>he never found out

I have a feeling she found out because opportunities (which of course i took lol) like this came more often afterwards and she started being really nice to me and it was like she bent over in front of me every time she got the chance to after that day idk. if anyone else wants more stories i can deliver

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Took a creepshot of my mums ass and came to it a few times

Masturbation shouldn't lead to carpentry.

you wouldnt believe me.

Moar!

sure

People stroke there tiny cocks to drawn images of prebucesnt girls and boys. I think people stopped careing about reality a long time ago.

Not done. but considering to do.

Sitting here considering if i want to go and try to find a chick to rape down a backstreet...

Other than that fucked a friend while we were both covered in her blood.

Browsed Sup Forums.

Kek I've done similar

>be me 14
>dog is in heat
>pussy swelled up really big, she licks it constantly
>decide to play with it
>rub the outside a bit then take my finger a insert it
>lightly finger her a bit
>really go deep and put whole finger in
>she feels really wet and kind of humps against my finger
>horny 14 year old me thinks "hey i can put my dick in that"
> pull out my already hard dick
>position my dog where she's on her back with hind legs spread
>rub my dick against her pussy
>feels good
>start to put the head in
>stay like that for a bit kind of grinding on her
>slowly start inserting my shaft further inside of her
>feels fucking great
>she must like it because it feels like shes getting tighter and shes humping and pushing against it
>let her do that for a while before i thrust
>go slow and easy
>she starts humping more and more
>realize im about to cum
>push all of my dick deep in her
>let her finish me with her humping
>cum a ton
>just stay deep in her for a few minutes
>pull out and watch my cum ooze out a bit
>dog licks it off her pussy

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>Be me, 14, wanking furiously
>7 yo sister walks into room
>Shit
>Turn away and try to hide
>"What were you doing? Let me see"
>Still crouching to hide but still stroking cock
>"Show me what you were doing or I'll tell mum"
>Stood up and continued stroking cock as sister watched
>She knelt in front of me and I couldn't hold back
>Came all over sisters face
>She thinks it's funny and I wipe my cum into her mouth
>Doesn't like taste but swallows
>Continue a few times and she starts opening her mouth when I cum
>I usually squeeze the last few drops into her mouth and suddenly she takes the head of my cock in her mouth and sucks it
>Feels amazing
>Ask if she wants to try sucking it properly
>I slide my cock in and out of her mouth as I hold her head
>She sucks my cock for 5 minutes till I tell her we have to wait a while for my cock to get ready again
>She goes to her room to play but comes back 30 mins later
>Tell her it isn't hard yet, but if she sucked it she could make it hard
>She kneels between my legs as I get my cock out
>Sis starts sucking, diamonds in no time
>Put hand on her head and push her down a bit harder and faster
>Cum in minutes and sister swallows it all and keeps sucking
>Carried on for 4 years and I stroked and licked her pussy whenever she wanted
>She sucked me off every morning before school, every afternoon after school, and most nights
>Said she loved feeling my cock cum in her mouth
>I rarely wanked for 4 years, just called my sister instead and she sucked me off and swallowed
>No mess to clean up - win!

Who was the actress? Gloryhole porn is seriously my favorite, GA secrets is the best, I like that new porta potty one too

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When i was 14 or 15 my familly and my neighbour familly went to holliday together because they are friend. So there was my friend his Sister and a friend of his sister that i know too the Girls are two years younger than me. One Day i stayed alone in the house and i went to the Girls room by the window and jacked of in their bra and panties.
I will do it again if i have the opportunity but it will never happen again

your story is ALMOST believable.

you take it too far in some places.

dial it back a little bit and make it plausible.

learn how to tell lies on the internet faggot.

Fucked in an abandoned sort of chapel once.

Would slide down her throat if she was 100 ft tall.

Agreed user

Where did the blood come from?

Same but with cousins

sounds like a ruff life

firstly she put a needle into her arm and drained a bit into a cup.

During the sex I pulled a knife and cut her neck open a little and got more blood there.

Hell if I know. Kristen something was her stage name. Fat pig with a bunch of skanky tattoos.

molested. liked it. kept going back for more.

im a male and not even gay. just liked getting my dick sucked.

>Fucks doggy
>Missionary

Cmon man

like fucking SpongeBob SquarePants, what do you think?

>not even gay

Pic of sis now?

Ok... what company?

Not gloryhole secrets.

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>go to his house like a month or so later
>play some xbox downstairs again
>we go upstairs to get food
>pizza time
>friends sister is in kitchen with her friend drinking coffee and talking about idfk some edgy teen crap
>ask if there are drinks
>friend: "yeah we have pepsi"
>sister: "let me get one for you user it's on the bottom shelf"
>she opens fridge and bends over to grab a soda off the bottom shelf
>black skinny jeans look so good on her ass
>barley make out a camel toe
>fuckyes.jpg
>hands me soda and we go back downstairs with food and drinks
>hour later, she leaves again
>same routine
>go to her bedroom
>pile of dirty clothes in the corner, filled with sweaty socks and used panties
>of course start huffing them
>check under pillow, no dildo sadly
>search a little more
>under matress is a small pink vibrator covered in dried cum
>once again, SCORE
>notice something
>it's right next to a pair of panties under the bed
>realize they're the same ones i came in before as mentioned in other post
>realize she might have been using those and the vibrator to masturbate
>realize she might have been masturbating to ME and what i did
>D I A M O N D S.jpg
>once again suck on vibrator and fap HARD
>cum in one of her socks I got earlier out of the pile
>decide since she already knew what I did i might as well go the distance
>steal her vibrator that still smells like her pussy and put it in my bag and take it downstairs
>throw the cumsock on her pile again
>go back downstairs, friend doesnt suspect anything again and begin serious halo sessions
>this time, she comes back another hour or so later
>stops in and hands my brother and I 2 mountain dews we asked her to go buy while she was out
>she goes upstairs with her friend
>again time passes
>time for friend to drive me home so we go upstairs and get the car keys
>friend's sister is in the kitchen
>notice her socks
>SHE'S WEARING THE CUM SOCK AND IT'S MATCH
>tells us bye happily

Seems legit

I have been jerking over my step sis for the last 6 months. Use her panties to cum in, spied on her masturbating a few times. Stole nudes off her phone.

sucked the dried cum off of my mother's dildo.

Consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purposes of procreation.

pissed in my mouth when I was young (under 10) out of curiosity. hated it

aka your dad's dick

Let me just say, I'm a huge snake fan.

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yep, seems legit

I attempted to roll trips in a thread not dedicated to it.

Moar, please

If she likes you, why don't you go get her?
past or nearly present story?

Not sure if sarcasm or not. But ya, is legit

when i was 10 i stole 3 other girls in my classes underwear from there house

Nigga that's some next level beating your meat

kek

One time, i paid a prostitute to piss on my face, and then i ate her out immediately afterward. Then fucked her, came in her, and ate her out with my cum dribbling out as she moaned.

>Stole nudes off her phone.

somewhat present, and I got REALLY close to fucking her last year but it fell through and I haven't seen her this year.

ur gay

femanon here, couple things

>occasionally steal girls knickers from washbasket's at parties

>touched my friends dick when they slept when we were about 14

then, good luck user!
btw nice story.

She's always making me hard

you know the rules

go on!

Ok, I'm going to hell

Let a dog fuck me up the ass.
>be me 20's male
>Dog sitting for my neighbor.
>Two lab mutts one black one goldish
>Go over to feed them and notice goldie's dick pokes out when he sits
>Play with it a bit and see if I can get him aroused.
>Fail to do so but come back the next day after doing a lot of googling
>Had cleaned my ass and brought lube
>Tried to get him to mount me but wouldnt
>bend over and encourage the dog to hop on.
>grab his paws and get him to mount and he just hops off
>changed tactics and rubbed his dick for a while
>managed to get him semi erect but inside his sheath
>Let him calm down just enough. Didn't want his knot swelling in his sheath.
>bend over again and encourage the dog to hop on.
>not exactly the brightest and doesn't get it.
>grab his paws and get him to mount.
>in that position instinct kicked in and he started thrusting
>wrapped his front legs around my waist as he rubbed his sheath against my ass
>felt something begin to poke at my ass
>moment of shock as this is about to happen.
>As soon as he feels a hole he starts thrusting even more
>Feel his cock growing in me.
>Begin to feel the knot growing
>Read how first timers should control the knot to stop from being tied
>Let it happen anyway.
>Soon knotted with dog and loving every slightly painful second of it.
>Fucker pulls out while his knot was still fully engorged. Hurt a bit but felt great
>Only downside was now no dick in ass
>Licked his cock some

I went on to do this several times before the owner returned. After the second time he caught on and was super excited and eager to fuck me when I came over. Started giving the dog BJ's sometimes after he knotted me and pulled out. Licked in his sheath a couple times too, Think one of my favorite parts was when he'd lick my ass afterwards.

I tried with the black dog too but he wasn't interested. And after I had fucked the golden dog he got possessive when I tried again and I didn't want them fighting.

nah,
we are here on Sup Forums nobody will tell anybody

one time I came over and we went to my friend's room and watched the Terminator and some other great shit
>notice friend's sister wasnt around
>her car is outside
>hey where is ___?
>"idk prob up to some emo shit in her room"
>her room is down the hall
>I get up to get a drink
>sneak by her room on the way
>her moaning in her room
>hear the words "oh fuck, that was close"
>instant boner
>down the other end of the hall "user, get me a coke too"
>no time or place to fap
>get sodas
>return to his room
>eventually we decided to go to out with a couple of our friends so we once again grabbed the keys in the kitchen
>user's sister's room now playing some loud music (pretty good shit actually)
>I leave my bag because we had to come back eventually
>we go out and do some delinquent teenager shit like paintballing and other shit, it was fun man
>time passes blah blah blah
>eventually we go back to his house to grab my shit so I can head home
>sister in kitchen cooking
>she says bye in the same way as before
>open bag to check and make sure I have phone charger etc
>pair of panties and a couple pairs of socks are laying right there inside
>pick one sock up and lightly smell it trying to hide it because I dont want to look like a total creep but who the fuck am i kidding read my other stories
>i think she noticed from the corner of her eye because she made like this teeny bopper giggly sound but laughed after
>tell her bye, trying to act nonchalantly
>did the same things as before with the socks, huffing and cumming in one of them

Right yeah ok

You have started, now finish it user

WE CAN HANDLE THE NUDES

>>pair of panties and a couple pairs of socks are laying right there inside
you put them there? or did she?
pics of her?

I KISSED A GIRL LOL

gorgeous
how many pis you've stolen?

I KISSED A GIRL AND I LIKED IT

user I swear to fucking god give me more NOW or I will beat my throbbing penis against my desk

About 20 or so. She left he phone unlocked and I struck gold

she had to have, also youre welcome for pic

Diamonds.

instadiamonds

I'm really envious

Anything in particular?