Guess what: I'm a woman

Guess what: I'm a woman

I've been using Sup Forums for 8 years now. I'm an MIS and Marketing major, top of my class. I have an IQ of 146. I'm only a sophomore and have had 7 internships. I'm a member of the MENSA society. I voted for Trump. I'm not a feminist, however, I'm probably more intelligent than most of you in this thread.

Wether you like it or not, females are comperable. I'm not here to steal your money. I'll probably make more than you. I'm not going to make you a sandwhich, I'll have my personal chef do it. The ironic thing is my father married for looks and I'm actually attractive as well. Cocky? Yes. Ashamed? No.

I won't show you my tits, I'll be your CEO one day

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Okay well more power to you.
Good seeing a woman doing something instead of settling for a housewife position or a beauty school grad.

tldr

post tits

>I'll be your CEO one day

good luck with that bitch im never leaving home

>blah blah I'm so great
>"comperable"

Back to the kitchen, slut.

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> I'm probably more intelligent than most of you
>sandwhich
monsterkek
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I've been using Sup Forums for 8 years too, but I'm a male with an IQ of 142 and also a member of MENSA. I already earn more than you. I don't need to steal your money. I own 2 houses, 2 cars and a motorbike, and have $300k in savings. I'm a senior technical manager in a $900m organisation. Go make me a coffee and a sandwich and tits or sharpie up pooper or GTFO,

Cool pasta,
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>Guess what: I'm a woman

Tl;dr
Tits, timestamp, or simply get the fuck out.

Classic woman. Gets to a high enough level and still has to get approval from men.

Nobody cares. The difference between you and men is that mens actions speak for themselves.

You could save somebody from a burning building and you wouldn't give a fuck unless somebody was there to praise you for doing it

Shit pasta tbqh pham.

Post tits with your Mensa certificate

"comperable"...yeah, sure, you're smart.

Who gives a fuck?
I don't define myself by sex, you should grow up & stop defining yourself by your sex.

whats smart about paying membership to mensa?
it doesnt make you any smarter, just slightly poorer

women only have their womenness to live off of.

You *always* use your gender for essentially anything.

You will never be my CEO. You are stupid.

so no sandwhich?

Am CEO myself. Lets see who dominates who.

attention whoring.
>guess what:
Yeah, we guessed it. You're a fucking bitch.

man when they say /b is full of faggots now they weren't kidding.

>dumb woman, says she's a member of mensa instead of just saying she's on her period

>I won't show you my tits

Then gtfo

you know the rules, you dumb cunt.

tits or GTFO

Ok, good, you a fucking woman.
I should be impressed or something?

So what?

youtube.com/watch?v=mcWPy6XhZEw

Apparently 8 years here and still don't know the fucking simple rules

this is no place for women u should go

youtube.com/watch?v=OsIz-aG076g

You married your father? Disgusting.

You get it right sir

>I've been using Sup Forums for 8 years now
>I have an IQ of 146

This guy lol get fucking rekt slut

>I've been using Sup Forums for 8 years now. I'm an MIS and Marketing major, top of my class. I have an IQ of 146. I'm only a sophomore and have had 7 internships. I'm a member of the MENSA society. I voted for Trump. I'm not a feminist, however, I'm probably more intelligent than most of you in this thread.
>Wether you like it or not, females are comperable. I'm not here to steal your money. I'll probably make more than you. I'm not going to make you a sandwhich, I'll have my personal chef do it. The ironic thing is my father married for looks and I'm actually attractive as well. Cocky? Yes. Ashamed? No.
>I won't show you my tits, I'll be your CEO one day

Yeah but you are still a woman so less talky for tits or gtfo.

kekked

>Guess what: I'm a woman
guess what, tits or gtfo
no special treatment for special snowflakes

>I'm probably more intelligent than most of you in this thread.
>Wether
>comperable
>using Sup Forums for 8 years
Nobody pointed this out? lol

Well done
You can vagina.
You did it! You biologied! Trophies for everyone!

> Marketing Major
> IQ 146
Kekd hard, maybe you study something useful with your intelligence. That shit can everybody study with IQ 100+

I'll be your ceo one day.... top kek

Why u so sad and frustraded?

Sharpi in poopr plx

tits or gtfo

saved for later
>not sure if original or pasta
>now it's pasta

I'll be your ceo...
Ahahahahahahahaha

I'm starting to think that the only people that state their IQ are people who have low self esteem and need validation from other people.

Fake and gay but anyways...
>7 internships
Wow you must have sucked at everyone of those or have no clue why people do internships. Most people do only a couple and use that internship to get a job within the same company they interned at...unless they don't like you

>comperable
nice mistake for such a genius. fuck off, faker

>Guess what: I'm a woman

Stopped reading right there

I dont have to not be high to tell you the top 10 richest, smartest and strongest human beings in history are nearly all men, and the beings that advanced us through history such as da vinci, gallileo etc. Are nearly all men

Show your tits or GTFO

This thread seriously got this many posts?

how do you explain to your dumb libtard friends why Trump is right?

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Guess what: I'm a woman

I've been using Sup Forums for 8 years now. I'm a Bromy and Don't have a majo because i live with my mom, top of my leaderboard i GBPs. I have an IQ of over 7. I'm only 5"3 and have had 0 female partners. I'm a member of Anomalous society. I voted for Trump. I'm not a feminist, however, I'm probably more intelligent than most of you in this thread.

Wether you like it or not, 4channers are comperable. I'm not here to steal your memes. I'll probably make them for you. I'm not going to make you a meme, I'll have my personal caged trap do it. The ironic thing is my father married me for looks and I'm actually 11 years old as well. Cocky? Yes. Ashamed? No.

I will show my fatty tits cus im a cuck. I'll be your bitch for one day

Won't show your tits? What about ass then?

LOL @ MENSA

enjoy paying your yearly fee's to make you feel smart with an IQ that low

its a club that doesn't even understand statistics, claim only 1 in 100 can join, yet 1 in 50 meet the IQ requirement

>Guess what?
>I'm not a feminist. However,
>Whether you like it or not
>are comparable.
>make you a sandwich.

That's not ironic. If you're telling the truth, your writing is.

I don't remember asking you. Now be seen and not heard you useless cunt.

Win.
Also, I have a high IQ but I don't want to join MeNsa and become a pretentious neckbeard.

the hypothetical person you're describing would be an exception to the rule

still woman

I will be making more money then you and doing less work and traveling everywhere.

Have fun being alone and up tight all your life when my job involves partying every night

>father married for looks
>im attractive as well

So did u two fuck or what?

Your all these things...and yet here you are on Sup Forums show boating to a bunch of losers.

THAT is quite pathetic in of itself.

So question: just how badly do you want to get fucked and impregnated by a man powerful enough to handle you?

lol score 190-200's and they offer to let you join for free, i just don't want to be associated with them.

they tried starting giga mensa, but its the same thing just with a higher cut off. don;t know what happened to it, could still be around, might not.

Holy shit will you faggots stop falling for this?
Ya'll better be trolling

Kek, internships. how much did your parents loves paying for literally everything while you did a secretaries job for free?

Ya

"Wether.....comperable"
Post tits you dumb whore

Tits or GTFO bitch, you know the rules. If you're not gonna show them to us you can kindly get the fuck off my Sup Forums

Why is it women expect praise for doing normal things and being a woman while doing them?

>IM A WOMAN WHO HAS A JOB
Congrats, billions of people have jobs

>IM A WOMAN ON Sup Forums
Being on Sup Forums isnt an accomplishment

This is why woman shouldnt be allowed to vote

>I voted for Trump. , however, I'm probably more intelligent than most of you in this thread.

self contradiction 101

let me guess your a poor fag who wants everything handed to them without working for it?

trump isn't a career politician, hillary is a sell out who flip flops just to get votes. i'm from upstate NY (actual upstate, not what NYC people think is upstate). i had hillary for a representative, in my areea 2008 was nothing compared to when she took office, its like she didn't care and was just using the position for a stepping stone to further her political goals.

i understand how the presidency, supreme court and congress actually work with its checks and balances. all presidential campaigns make me laugh with what they promise like its some dictatorship. trump suprised me when he was campaining and wouldn't release his bugdet he had come up with and said, "why, its not going to pass, its going to be changed with compromises so it will pass".

thats the first time in my life that someone actually said something that proved they knew the presidency isn't a dictatorship.

ancient pasta guarantees 1000 replies

You will never receive the love and appreciation from a man that your father gave to his hot & subservient sandwich making wife.

"I won't show you my tits, I'll be your CEO one day"

ok..

Nice pasta.

>I've been using Sup Forums for 8 years
>I have an IQ of 146

Pick one

When this many people fall for bait...

>Guess what: I'm a woman

TITS OR GTFO

>I've been using Sup Forums for 8 years now. I'm an MIS and Marketing major, top of my class. I have an IQ of 146.

No, you have autism and live in a retainment facility for retarded children.

>I'm only a sophomore and have had 7 internships.

Being send of to other hospitals because youre so mindbogglingly stupid dosnt count as internship.

>I'm a member of the MENSA society. I voted for Trump. I'm not a feminist, however, I'm probably more intelligent than most of you in this thread.

Implying that Feminist are intelligent
Implying that Feminists vote for trump

Youre kinda proving my point here faggina

>Wether you like it or not, females are comperable.

Kek

>I'm not here to steal your money. I'll probably make more than you.

No you wont because im doing the dirty work and hit my dirty fist on my bosses desk demanding more money or else i touch him with it.

>I'm not going to make you a sandwhich,

Egoistic bitch.

>I'll have my personal chef do it.

The one that cooks for you and all the other patients in your "Company"?

>The ironic thing is my father married for looks and I'm actually attractive as well. Cocky? Yes. Ashamed? No.

As any clear thinking man should do. Looks and skills in bed/kitchen

>I won't show you my tits, I'll be your CEO one day

Yeah right... Pic related, OP's childhood photo

you get your titles and studies sucking dicks like all the girls.

Okay.
So what is this thread about, other than your resume?

still got something you wish. my approval and a dick.

Holy shit, sauce plz

>Wether
>females are comperable
>sandwhich
You dun goof'd.

>my father married for looks
>I'm actually attractive as well
No shit, sherlock.
If your father made sure your mom is hot, why the hell wouldn't their daughter be?

>I have an IQ of 146
Heh.

marketing.... millennial scum...

pornhub:

"melissa doll with monster in car"

Thanks, user