Just out of pure curiosity...

Just out of pure curiosity, how many of you would be willing to attend an anonymous beach BBQ if you lived n the area and had free time?

I've always wondered how this would go down.

Sounds like an awesome time tbh if enough people were to show up.

I was thinking i would love to host. We could all bring hotdogs and little anonymous masks.

>little anonymous masks

Or we could not be faggots.

fair point. I wasnt sure what people would prefer.

i'll show up to beat the fuck out of the faggot who keeps posting the "ayy white boi" threads

>Or we could not be faggots.
>Goes to beach BBQ
kek faggot

Honestly (if I'm going to try to speak for everyone) I feel like just showing up and having some good music playing would be fine.

You're distracting me from sucking this dick

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Don't see what's wrong with beach BBQ's. It's more than you probably do, being stuck in your basement, user.

I was really gong off the feels threads. We could all show up and just hang out for no reason.

Could be intresting.

>>calls people faggot who go out and do something fun
>>stays on Sup Forums to look at trap threads

I don't even acknowledge that I come on Sup Forums to friends.

If I'm familiar with a meme I lie that i saw it on a "linux forum".

Bring your kids and wife fun for the whole family.

If Im going to leave the basement it will be to do anything but going to a beach to have a BBQ with a bunch of other fat neckbeards who think there will be horny girls there.

Death Stranding

Don't even know where horny girls came into the equation here, but if that's your reasoning for going anywhere then that explains why you don't leave the basement.

You want a group of people who enjoy traps animal porn gore and other fucked up shit to go to your BBQ?

>People on /b acting like they could present themselves normally in social gatherings
Pathetic awkward fucks. I pity you for only being able to make friends on a computer.

Were you here for epic fail Scientology protests? Something like that...

Ask /k/ how well these things work out...

You really got that wrong this is not old Sup Forums more like 12 year olds doing cock rate threads.

I'd go. No fucking way I'm eating anything. Saw what happened when /k/ had a meet up.

Fuck dont invite /k/ fuck those assholes.

>People on Sup Forums
>Doesn't include himself
So, where you at right now, user?

the only place I imagine you'll ever go where horny girls happen to be, would be your own bed. while you sleep. dreaming. alone.

I would attend a beach bbq with random strangers. I would bring a gun, beer battered brats, and New Belgium beer. Hopefully it will be fun for everyone, but I don't trust you faggots.

I'm 3-4 hours away from a beach in any direction, but that'd be cool.

Fuck Floriduh.

What happened?

I'd go.

orlando nightclub

I'm home on break from University, I don't have time to go on /b anymore, I'm just returning to laugh at you dumb wizard fucks.

Someone made special natural protein brownies.

Nah, Southwest PA. Closest I've got is Lake Erie to the north, and then anything on the east coast is further away.

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Fuck yea, why wouldn't i go to a free sausage sizzle?

i laughed, i'm a bad person

It's gonna be 90% edgy teenagers writing things about Hitler and 9/11 in the sand while playing pocket pool and white knighting the only girl that shows up. And that one girl will be like a 5/10 with a decent body and the potential to be hot if she could just take put some effort into her appearance, but she's too busy watching Naruto. And then there'll be a handful of neckbeard NEET's that you can smell from a mile away, with bugs crawling off them, asking all of the teenage boys if they can suck their dick and lick their boipussi.

Just a word of warning in case you go through with this: don't eat the brownies. Don't ask why, just don't eat them. It's better that way.

Noice. I'm in Southeast PA. Gone to Presque Isle a few times, but there's nothing much around here unfortunately.

Some guy brought brownies to the thing. Then made a thread about it with pictures of how he came in the batter and everyone ate the brownies.

I know I probably sound like such a pompous cunt, but at least I realized how much Sup Forums was a waste of time. At least I have a future lmao

Not the point

You've made me your geographical bitch.

I hang my head in shame.

Where from? I'm from Pittsburgh

Yeah and that was a btard that did that you want to be on a beach with 100 btards real smart guy.

I have a future as well. I just have time to casually browse Sup Forums every now and then just like everyone spends countless hours on social media.

It's not impossible to do both.

I would never EVER attend a get-together put together by internet people.

that is why. that and Dashcon; if the shitdicks on tumblr can't get together for a good time, why would /b?

I would

but only because id be bringing some rope anda gun for protection from u faggots

>at least I realized how much Sup Forums was a waste of time
>I am the first to have this realization
>I am superior to other users of this website I use because I know I'm wasting time

Because it wouldn't be a convention. If y'all are that fucking garbage at social interactions, then I'm genuinely sorry for you guys.

You gonna eat cum fag one way or another.

Well since you come here almost every day, whats the point you fucking imbecile?

see:

Dude, fuck yeah

Yeehhhh I ain't coming to any gatherings after hearing that

Just drink the coolaid and clam down. Oh btw I'll bring the coolaid!

I'd be genuinely interested in what kind of people show up. I have a normal life and a decent job (neuroscientist) so there have to be other 'normal' people who browse Sup Forums on occasion too. But even if not, I tend to get along with just about anybody, including neckbeards. I'm just curious what kind of people I've been spending a few hours a week with for all these years.

But better make it a bar meetup or something, eating what other Sup Forumstards brought with them is absolutely out of the question.

This is pretty much where I'm at. I've got an alright job and I'm about to graduate from University and would be curious to just hang out and sift through some of the edge-lords who think that they're the shit.

Could you imagine drunk Sup Forums all in one bar

many of you would be raped and shot.

Yeah, but probably not the beach I tend to burn really quickly

At least some of this neckbreads would actually pass on their genes lolz

Thats right nothing to worry about just drink my spiked tea, dont fall asleep if you like being an anal virgin that is. Oh btw I have hiv.

Sounds good.

see this is exactly why I'd wanna go, to find out if you guys are genuinely this autistic in real life

Of course that was just a dumb question

all the more entertaining in that case

Bout half an hour south of Pittsburgh.

i would. bring that robowalk

just don't drink the cool-aid (or eat the brownies)

It's a shame seeing so many people shit-talk stuff like this and seek out ways that would ruin it, and then wonder why their social interactions are shit and they have no friends.

Are you illiterate, autistic, both, or just spazing out?

>coolaid

KOOL-AID.

IT IS KOOL-AID YOU AUTISTIC MONKEY FUCK DOUGHNUT.

rofl

I'm sincerely sorry I don't remember the correct spelling of shitty brand names. You hilarious faggot you.

Then dont go normal fag, party is only for old fags 2006 to 2009.

>implying Kool-aid isn't the nectar of the Heavens

Did you even read what I said?

I'm white. It isn't. You ever had Pappy Van Winkle? 1960's Havana Club rum? Fresh squeezed grape juice?

Kool-aid is shitty sugar water.

You're too stupid to be here, shoo. Shoo faggot. Shoo.

I'm white too. And yeah, I've had Pappy Van Winkle and Fresh squeezed grape juice.

I still dig Kool-aid as well as well as those things.

I'd bump with some meat and drinks...

Probably.

Free food. I'll come.

Pic unrelated.

>hurr durr being outside is gai

I can bring a guitar and play Wonderwall. When & where is this happening?

I am not eating anything any one from 4 chan gives some cunt on k gave people brownies with hiss cum on it fuck that shit

>being stuck in your basement
>basement
HAHAAHAHAAA
This guy is funny and noes his memes

I would show up, probably armed to an extent, but I would show up.

How would you know who that guy is?

Whatever makes you feel better about it, user.

worst case scenario you dont talk to anyone but still get free meat
hell yeah dude

Depends can I bring some blunts

I wouldn't come because I don't feel the need to be friends with anyone on this site, and I think gathering all the meme spouters and trap lovers in the area to a beach would be a bad idea, like a furry convention.

Never forget

It might be really interesting...really interesting -- but likely to be ruined by either:

1) One sick fuck white knight loser with a gun

2) Just a big 'ol mouse trap for the Po Po

We have such sights to show you...

You sir are highly cultured and I respectfully disagree with your educated opinion.