I'm bored at work, let's talk random shit

I'm bored at work, let's talk random shit

Curly and yet strangely dry.

I have a girlfriend yet I still spend my time browsing Sup Forums

My balls are fucking huge

Why bro ?

I got a broadsword in Dying Light and now i don't feel like beta to zombies anymore

Because I need something to do while I´m not tappin that shiet

The best weapon it's the Excalibur's sword but will break after 7 zombies O guess

Makes sense

ayyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Also got the Korek blueprint but ten alcohol is hard af to find

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I work selling natural viagra for old dicks but its fucking boring sometimes

Yea man it makes sense and all but I still feel kinda pathetic knowing that I find browsing Sup Forums to be entertaining

I will acept ice cream

Why do you have a girlfriend?

It's entertaining like everything else, whats the diference between I don't know, playing games or whatch soccer, it's tge same fucking shit

try it for yourself and you'll see why haha

Dating it's not for me, I just wanna to fuck then kick her ass

I find sex to be much more fullfilling if I'm actually into the person I'm doing it with, my edgy friend

I understand your side but this kind of thing it's...hard I guess for me any way and Just sex it's more easy and less stressful

Why do you try to have human contact it is useless because in the end we all die alone

That's irrelevant I don't care if I will die alone , nothing of this matter so I prefer spend my time fucking another empty human being

to each their own my man

Fuck everything