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retro memes edition

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cara

maisie

sophie

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>ywn join a fraternity

>in contact with aliens
>rumoured to possess psychic abilities
>said to be violent and intimidating in private
>own castles and banks all over the world
>rothschilds bow to the Bogdanoffs
>own several nuclear plants
>learned fluent French in less than 48 hours
>ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon the Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
>own basically every DNA & genetic research facility on Earth
>first designer babies will be Bogdanoff babies
>rule France with an iron but fair fist
>scientists pointed a telescopic array at the source of the 'bog bang' that created our universe
>this is what they heard: youtube.com/watch?v=46kAzBMJpEk
>kept the electric car down for decades so they could release their own car based on string theory to the market
>currently at war with Elon Musk because of this.
>sabotaged his spacex rocket because they will fund the first (the first official one - they've already been to mars many times) manned flight to mars in their own initiative in a few years
>will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)
>the big red phone in the Kremlin is a direct line to the Bogdanoff manor
>the last person who missed a call was Mikhail Gorbachov. He resigned and fled the country in fear and the Bogdanoffs destroyed the Soviet Union in a fit of rage
>own nanobot facilities everywhere in the galaxy
>own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
>if you're reading this right now, you most likely have BogdabotsTM flowing through your body
>both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff

are you going to see Valerian this summer?

HAHAH NAME OF A GIRL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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is suicide the only way to stop the autism

also how do i stop myself being in love

might desu the cinema is always empty here dunno how its still going

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saw a couple of benders outside
honestly didnt care much but their voice and gesture was so bent
cant they be bent and normal

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WE WUZ KANGS N SHIIIIIIIIIET

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they flew the chicken connoisseur out to new york to film an episode

If it's empty do a cheeky wank

canada won't have legal weed until 2018

weed man promised it back in fucking 2015

unbelievable

Doing ironing lads...40 mins in

Fucking long

>when you get a million brown people killed for democracy

the text message that saved /brit/

fuck off reddit

Elsa Jean is too pure to be doing Blacked

cinemas are financed by the state

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Could quite easily deck both Ant and Dec no problem

nothing can recapture the comfiness of that original ep where he was in tottenham

I've watched a couple of the newer ones and they're not that great 2bh

That's actually pretty impressive

it looks like a good film tbf regardless of that line

I wonder if he had enough respect to try and speak some normal English while in the states

hmm yeas a whore who fucks hundreds of guys every year is certainly pure
she's got some major roast beef action going on in her latest vid

the dailymail is less biased than the bbc

yeah
yeah but barely remember them desu. can you wander around in this one or is it more plot driven and linear?.

really want a bf

not reading all that

the absolute state of the runts STILL posting in the old thread, they even made another new

Mum is such a runt lads

In the past 7 years she's had 2 long term boyfriends, each for 3 years and she's binned both of them off despite being quite sound blokes.
She's sat in the lounge and told me she's sick of men messing her about and I just told her to fuck off and that I don't care, now she's crying Hahahaha

Can't wait to move out of this fucking wreckhouse

he's hanging out with a$ap mob, why woudl he

fuck off

>runt blogging about his runt life

dont care

because youre a useless piece of shit that doesnt know how to link

what makes you think they would acknowledge an australian posting a single link without even the COMMON COURTESY of writing "new"

useless runt

Might have a crack

bet you were born out of wedlock

Your mum is a slag

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maybe neither wanted to have a wifes son

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opinion?

wheres your dad at?

it's more plot driven
you have your hub areas like your ship and the citadel and little spots on some of the main planets, and then you have the actual missions which are more linear

>they
alri mate, just admit you're the runt that actually went and made the other new
spacker

tell us more lad haha
sounds like an interesting lass

Banging ladybois in Thailand

be nice to your mam you fucking ungrateful fuck

nah dont
if she's a bad mother she should know about it

wife's son is playing up again

might give the little runt a smack if he doesn't buck up

Your mams an idiot but you're more of a cunt desu.

this 2bh

wasnt me, bruce

>mam

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big new j hus riddim

they are starting to make decent music

Dead

mothers deserve unconditional love from their children

you need to listen to dear mama by tupac

>this utter abo RUNT who thinks im even going to consider looking at a single cross thread link

damn
be nice to your mum

pretty decent.. that's your group or something?

As Deano as it sounds the dream is to drop the kids off at their private school in the Range Rover

thanks lad
this was released back in october tho

Mothers only deserve unconditional love if they give unconditional love. Not everyone here had as caring and loving a mum as your or 2pac, my mum was a right cunt that kicked me to the kerb as soon as she was legally permitted to

the rochdale powerhouse

TERRORIST ATTACK IN DEVON!!!


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I WONDER WHICH RELIGION OF PEACE COULD BE BEHIND THIS

sure I'll just go take advice on parenting from an american nigger, notoriously healthy relationships there

Looks shit

just some fb friends a vaguely know

rahhh the ting's mwad

Aesthetic

umm i've learned here that devon is 6 BILLION percent white
/brit/ wouldn't lie to me would they

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Fuck off lads
Literally could not give a rat's arse about whatever lad she starts seeing because she invariably fucks it up and then whinges that blokes aren't interested

She's a runt through and through and I've got no time for it

I think you're the runt here lad ahah

adult nappies arrived today lads. now i dont even have to walk to the toilet to shit. things just got even comfier.

ah yes all those muslims in Devon

>Fuck off lads
>Literally could not give a rat's arse about whatever lad she starts seeing because she invariably fucks it up and then whinges that blokes aren't interested

>She's a runt through and through and I've got no time for it

haha you sure told him there my friend
btfo i must say :')

>tfw mum was a stacy
>dad was a chad

just fucking kill me lol

if anything happened to the good folk in the Tamar Valley I will riot

Fuck off mum, go cry that you're too fat as you scoff down some more Ben & jerry's you fat lonely bint

"him" lol

bruh this thot courtney hit me up and she tryna smash ayye

finna get her to come through. hoping can fix her up to be my side chick

this bitches pussy is fucking fire

Why do they say that /brit/ is the most autistic general when this abomination exists?

move out then.. oh wait you can't you're a neet mong
fuck off

RIP Brucey

Didn't he do well?

nasty little wanker aren't you

manaman tired so manaman sleeps

went out with a stacy once

this was him
haha i've had your pants down here kid

Did her mom have it going on?

Emilia 2bh

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