Ever tryed to masturbate at a lan party?

Ever tryed to masturbate at a lan party?
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no, however did fap in class multiple times

>implying friends
internet challenge too hard!
re-routing...

ever tried to masturbate to potatoes?

in my lan partiesi have rules that state that you may masturbate but to prioritize masturbation over gaming. also no more than 2 guys can masturbate at the same time.

Got any tips for my ''First time attempt''

>be me
>horny 16yo
>hot af english teacher
>think she was an attention whore
>liked to wear really tight, short skirts and bend over alot
>sitting in the back of class one day
>teacher bends over a little further than usual while picking up pen
>panty flash
>instant hard on
>end up rubbing myself through my jeans
>think teacher noticed as she raises her eyebrow in my direction
>turn red and unzip pants
>teacher covers her mouth and turns around to go back to the lession
>start jerking off
>finish underdesk and make massive mess on the bottom of the desk
>teacher tells principal what happened
>get suspended for 2 weeks

Haven't cum that hard ever again.

e: not prioritize masturbation over gaming*

Hell yeah! Is some gud shizz

Used to have a porn Webm about that...
Lost it though.

wtf is a lan party?

get out troll

I'll take "things that never happened" for $500, Alex

Yeahr its really good. Just turn on some porn, watch with guys, and start doing it and the other guys will join. Try it

LAN party faggotry aside, who's the girl?

I'm a serious though, whats a lan party?

So she definitely saw it but she didn't stop you?
She probably wanted the dick

Getting a bunch of friends together to play multiplayer games on a local network (LAN), historically something like Quake or Doom deathmatch, or Diablo 2 or something.

Lots of Mountain Dew and chips, and masturbatory circlejerks apparently

serious question here
why can't you use google?

you would have gotten a faster answer and spent less time typing if you would have just typed your question into google instead of shit posting here. You just wasted everyones time to accomplish less than nothing, why?

we used to have a saying around these parts: lurk moar.

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>be me 14
>ready to get to the bus home from school
>me surrounded by dumb nig kids
>our new bus driver was there
>she was a blond tall woman to be in her 30's
>she had a nice name that i saddly forgot
>she picked us up and did her route
>she dropped 15 kids at one stop then the other
>i was always looking at her
>she had a 8/10 tits
>huge ass and smooth white legs
>her eyes was a blueish green
>i was at the middle of the bus
>she finnaly droped off the last faggs off and drove to the first red light
>i coulnt help myself so i unzipped my pants
>there was absolutly no one but us and the road
>i look at her while i rubbed my underwear covering me cock
>she looks at me while i fapped and she didnt noticed until she looked at me in the eyes
>she figured it out and just smiled seeing my right shoulder shift more then usual
>i pulled and stroked and rubbed my tip and watched her as she starts to fucking tease me! FUCKING TEASE ME!?>oh i went to town and thats when she starts to unbutton two or more buttons on her uniform
>she giggles and changes to a song that she knew fit well to the situation.
>OHFUCKYEA.jpg
>i definitely showed signs i was molesting my self to pleasure
>she giggles again and deliberately bounces her tits wen we hit bumps and she checks for traffic.
>she fucken starts sucking her fingers
>diamonds...
>i started cumming alover my hand and pants, i kept going...
>we reached the fifth stop to wer we can go left and thats wer my home was.
>fuck
>i slowed down so the burning wasnt bad enough, i looked at her and i saw her blow a kiss as she squeezed a tit
>HHUUNNNNNGGGGG!
>fuck it i rammed for her she giggles one last time before she sees my stop,

the school i went to was Townsend Jr.high

Tawnee Stone, I think. Ancient. Did a bunch of early-90s little girl-themed shit. Hot though.