Post a cumshot that goes farther than this

Post a cumshot that goes farther than this

protip: you can't

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that you?

Any protips for improving my fapping tech? I can edge and ruin but I never hit the mega loads like this.

same

Yep
If you already edge and are able to ruin, only other advice is to stay hydrated. People say to do kegels too but I don't do them

Ruining is harder I can only get it right about 50% of the time. I'll try and drink more water before major fapping time.

post a reason the distance you shoot your sperm has any importance at all.

It's not like the girl would feel it or you could kill her with it.

Ill try but later

Get it closer to 100%. And learn to do multiple orgasms. It might help?
It's fun.
Looking forward to it

bump

More? Source?

Source is me

Damn...

I havent cum for 9 days. Wish I coukd release to someone on kik.

:)
I am sure somebody would probably want to watch

Any more? Any pics?

What would the pics be of?

Yea but Im pretty much straight...

That might be a bit more challenging then

No thanks....no faggotry

Why are you saying no thanks to me? I'm not offering to watch

Not mentioning u at all

a 4" penis and a 36" spray means nothing

what is ruining?

Not sure if you are referring to this gif or just in general, but if you are then damn I am hung as a horse by fixing that ratio
Denying your orgasm mid orgasm

>a 4" penis and a 36" spray means nothing
Who cares?

checked

double trips whoaaa

> Not op
I love shooting really hard at the end of a blowjob. I do everything I can to shoot as hard as possible onto or into a girl, just to see her reaction

Peoples reactions really are the best part. Otherwise it sucks because of the mess

Can you cum on command?

Sort of. As long as I have been going for a bit and am already close. Why?

>Page 8

Asking from boredom.

What's a "cum shooter's fallacy"?

Have any pics of you cum all in one spot? Would love to see it all together to see how much of it there is

What's the point? To have fun....who likes a dribbling bit of cum? Chicks love that shit when you can blast their face with force. I had an ex blow me on my parents couch while they were downstairs and when I was about to cum she tried pulling her head back to dodge it. I guess the extra bit of fun of maybe getting caught was enough for me to shoot a rope of cum and smack her right between the eyes. Fucking cum dodger. It was like a slow motion of the Zapruder film. She hated it for a full second then got so turned on I took her back to the guest bedroom and fucked her ass and cunt. Shooting ropes is cool.

Have you ever tried swallowing all of your big load when you're super horny?

I see
I have no idea
I have this

I've seen OP somewhere on XVideos or Hamster.

So do you just cum all over your bed every day? Do you bother trying to clean it up?

Has anyone you know ever accidentally seen one of your cum videos?

It is definitely fun!
Nope :(
Probably xhamster, I don't post on xvideos (though I saw one of my vids reposted there)
I usually cum on towels, but when I overshoot the towel I have to do laundry :(
Not that I know of at least

You should do a video where you are lying on your back and either cum all over your chest and stomach or cum up in the air so it all comes back down all over your cock and hand

Great cumshots, terrible lighting. Makes it look like scuba diving footage. You can't afford light at home? Try a 200 Watt equivalent light bulb.

Anyone have any tips on how to cum like that?. Cum looks so watery
Please and thank you

It would be nice to see a result of several big cummers cum together into one cup.

Then you could pasteurise it and sell as dick milk.

I plan my huge cumming for tomorrow.

Have any pics or videos or your loads?

I have some old ones like this, is that ok?
Thanks! Yeah, lighting is always my weak point. I don't have external lights and don' t want to explain to roommates why I have this high watt light for filming lol
dick milk huh?

Is there any easy way to turn a video I shot on my iPhone into a webm without sending it to a computer first?

Wow! Any ones of you cumming on a girl?

Not that I know of
Unfortunately no :(

Ever jerk of with other guys? What did they think of your load?

Just a solo act so far, don't think I'd be comfortable jerking off with other guys. Unless it is like a bukkake scene I might try that

I would love to share them if Sup Forums was anonymous

>roommates
LOL.

>if Sup Forums was anonymous
uhhh... it is?
>LOL
???

Have you made any money from cumming?

Stop reposting this over and over like a fucking faggot getting off at people going "omg u cum far lel", and acting like you're fucking Jesus shooting some kind of holy water.

Loads like this are nothing special, you're nothing special, deal with it.
I can cum just as far, and If I don't jack off for a week I blow it up to the fucking ceiling.

Just do fucking kegels and drink water, take some supplements if needed, and bam (pun intended).

I've seen girls squirt farther than your sorry ass, you internet ego-tripping sad fuck.

Few hundred, but not really that much :(

I got an offer from a pretty big gay porn site but I think it was maybe my butt that made them do that offer
somebody is mad, post your ceiling cumshot

>Sup Forums is anonymous
O poor, wretched newfag...

Sup Forums.org/rules
>Global Rule 14. Users may also not post from proxies, VPNs, or Tor exit nodes.

So much for anonymity here. They collect our IPs, then trade with other websites, then harrass users. That's in addition to Sup Forums being an FBI honeypot.

If you want true anonymity, get off the internet

>you're nothing special
PSYOP shill detected.
Yes, he is special.

The Internet COULD be anonymous.
But you voted Bush, Obama, Trump.

No I didn't

>Few hundred
That's still more than top YouTubers.
How exactly?

I opened up a store on clips4sale and got a few sales

That's what I thought. I have bought someone's clips from that site before.

Wow. Nothing else I can say really just wow

The prices there are crazy
:)

So, OP... I am that privacy-anxious user. At the same time, I fancy keeping in touch with a fellow cum fetishist and big cummer. Cum is good to shoot and to play with. Will you share your XHamster handle with me (and with everyone else) despite the privacy pitfalls? Not promising I'll contact you but I hate loss of contact info.

Also, AFAIC, I don't mind if you also "spam" your clips4sale page here. But that's just me. Others might think differently.

Bruh my dick is three times the size of yours and I'm still jelly...

goddamn son...

I doubt anybody would purchase anyway but can't hurt, right? (If anybody does purchase, thanks I am pretty broke lol)
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xhamster.com/user/bigloadz
lol

>2017
>not doing big cums

Thanks.

And bump.

You're welcome!

This is now /cum/ general thread.

Damn, all my cum files are MP4. The few that are WebM, are with sound. Can't convert them now because I'm on my tablet.

I'm from Bumpington, Bumpinghamshire.

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OP is a lying sack of shit.

"Drink water hurrrr"

The trick to cumshots like this is PILLS. He takes PILLS to get big loads. He just doesn't want anyone to copy him because he's trying to make money off it.

This could be cool if guys were nutting on girls faces but this is fucking disgusting guys wacking off in their own dimly lit rooms.

I tried pills and they changed nothing. If the secret were pills then some big pharma would've gotten FDA approval and sold them for big bucks, but instead all you have are non-regulated supplements

...

I'm running out of Sup Forums compatible cum media.

Dick dreams.

ow why does he thrust into the door

He's testing strength of his boner.
And the inadequacy of trains.

This is awesome. More like this please hosing down a bitch.

Only got screen shot as I'm to lazy to convert my vid to a webm but yes I think I would shot longer than you. If I'm horny as fuck I'll also shot about 10-12 shots.

This thread is far too quiet. If young people have more interest in mass shootings than in cum shootings, this world is doomed.

I have many MP4 files and can't convert them on tablet. I'm running out of compatible files, so this thread will die soon.

do you do PC/pelvic floor excersizes OP?

For the record, the wall that the shot hits in OP is 10 feet away
Nope

Checked!

Hmm maybe you should , you might be abl to shoot even farther

You post this shit every day OP.

When I used to do meth and edge/jerk off for hours and hours I would cum like that too. My dick is also 2x bigger than yours kek

Any femanons here who would go to OPs house and let him bust a nut on them for science? They can stand 10 feet away at first then 5 feet then nut all over their face.

Fair call. Are we freaks? Why do most porn stars only dribble out a few drops of cum? Never understood that?

I am too lazy :(
Also I already hit the wall I am not sure I want to cum farther lol
You have a 12" dick? Thats gotta suck really. Even in porn they top out at like 9" and girls often don't take the whole thing
lol I support this call
I think a lot of them do multiple scenes per day... I could be wrong though

I wish these were covering my face, or deep in my guts

would be awesome if i could get a cumshot like that for the cumpilation im making of people who tributed her (ex gf). i have more. will post the video eventually