Who's your favorite Bond villain?

Who's your favorite Bond villain?

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GOAT

He wasn't that bad, he was in fact a good caricature of the media's controlled narrative for ratings. Action was decent as well. Michelle Yeoh was pretty hot too.
I felt like Mr. Stamper was the weak link really, not nearly intimidating enough, nor was his goofy teacher. Weak 3rd act ruined it.

The man with the golden gun.

gold finger?

Fuck was that jonathan pryce this who le time???

is that steve jobs?

Elektra

Scaramanga.

Herr Stamper had his moments

>Dr Kaufman's record was 52 hours. I'm hoping to break it

Defs second favorite

GOD TIER
Trevelyan
Blofeld (Savalas)
Blofeld (Pleasence)
Le Chiffre
Scaramanga
Goldfinger

GREAT TIER
No
Klebb
Stormberg
Zorin
Sanchez
Carver
Silva

OK TIER
Largo
Blofeld(Gray)
Mr Big
Blofeld (Waltz)
Whitaker
Renard
Drax
Kristatos
Orlov

SHIT TIER
Greene
Graves

Hottest. But the ravages of time have come to Sophie ;_;

Oh shit waddup

Well this is pretty accurate.

Versatile chap. I think I read it was his favorite role.

Which one was Rosamund Pike again?

Yeah big problem for TND was how rushed the film was. I don't even think they had a complete script when they started production and pretty much made shit up a few weeks before filming.

Zorin and Sanchez need to be in Great tier and Silva can fuck off to shit tier. Let's hope Waltz Blofeld can upgrade tiers next movie

I fucking love the way Lee plays that character as basically a playboy who doesn't give a fuck about the way things work on his lair.

Bond is describing how everything works and he's all "if you say so mister Bond".

This.

Gay Blonde Joker had a great actor wasted on a shitty role.

Waltz was a shitty actor in a role that wasn't great but a better actor could have elevated. They need to go the way they did in the books with his character. With him becoming less and less composed and more and more of a maniac as Bond keeps fucking up his plans.

Probably wanted to make the sequel while the praise over Goldeneye was still fresh.
still would

Scaramanga.
>three nipples
check.
>golden sex object
check.
>private island paradise base
check.

Elliot Carver was a good representative of how shitty our media was, probably the most relevant bond villain. Best? I don't know, Goldfinger had a pretty solid plan, maybe him. They all get foiled by one dude with a gun though, so none of them are that impressive.

4CARVER
ANDKAUFMANN

>no mr. bond, I expect you to confess to the 7

>Mr. BIG

these two

you had to ask?

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Why do so many people say Scaramanga? He was literally just a murderer with a meme gun.

Based Blofeld

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"you want one too?"
classic
I like Zorin best because of how he wasted all those faggots like they were nothing.

>They all get foiled by one dude with a gun though, so none of them are that impressive.
Yeah, I think Q set them up and they all went along for the ride.
And I thought Trevelyan had the best plan or at least he aimed highest. Goldfinger estimated gold would increase 10 fold but I think the Fed could have covered that one up.

Yea, Zorin and Sanchez were top 5 at least.

Graves doesnt deserve to be in Shit Tier. The character backstory is stupid and the script is weak, but Toby Stephens is one of the best actors playing villians and he's one of the only good things on DAD.

Also, Hugo Drax on the Ok Tier? Fuck you, his bored bad guy routine is hillarious

youtube.com/watch?v=VEhcTnoa1xA

Telly Savalas' Blofeld
Goldfinger
Largo.

No, it was complete shit

>le evil steve jobs! XD

All the brosnan films were shit except for golden eye, same way all the craig ones are shit except for casino royal

this is fucking great
he looks so happy

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>> Evil Steve Jobs


Do you even Rupert Murdoch?

lol his character was so fucking retarded.
why all bond movies axcept the Craig ones are literally this shit...

anyway my Bond favorite villains are:
Le Chiffre and 006 (just because of Sean Bean)

32 seconds in makes my heart sing, Zorin's such a good boy.
best bad bond girl since the redhead with the big tits

>anyway my Bond favorite villains are:
>Le Chiffre and 006 (just because of Sean Bean)
This 5 year old sure is edgy.

>not an argument but is so much fun shitposting with my ready-made replies
nah nah, the only five years old edgy boy are you, for sure.
in fact this is the way you can actually reply in all your GOT threads, but not here bimbo.

>not an argument but is so much fun shitposting with my ready-made replies
nah nah, the only five years old edgy boy are you, for sure.
in fact this is the way you can actually reply in all your GOT threads, but not here bimbo.

What's "GOT threads"?
haha you're banned!

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Tier 1
Dr. No
Goldfinger
Scaramanga
Drax
Zorin
Sanchez
Trevelyan

>God Tier
>Trevelyan

Opinion discarded, won't even bother reading the rest because it's ubdoubtedly shit.

Christopher Lee, mostly. By mostly I mean entirely.

>.................Jamesbon..........

>>We're both orphans, James. But while your parents had the luxury of dying in a climbing accident, mine survived the British betrayal and Stalin's execution squads. My father couldn't let himself or my mother live with the shame. MI6 figured I was too young to remember. And in one of life's little ironies, the son went to work for the government whose betrayal caused the father to kill himself and his wife.
>Hence Janus. The two-faced Roman god come to life.
>>It wasn't God who gave me this face! It was you, setting the timers for three minutes instead of six.
Am I supposed to feel sorry for you?
>>No. You were supposed to die for me.

goatr

>not recognizing Sean Bean as one of the few decent actors in the history of Bond movie series
Also, forcing this le edgy-villain meme really makes you look like a retard.

Yeah he's got a few good lines here and there, but his past relationship with Bond is never relevant to the plot in any meaningful way, and the revenge angle goes out the window in the final act in favor of a Die Hard tier heist plot involving satellites.

The rogue MI6 agent back for revenge story was handled much, much better in Skyfall.

Goldeneye had one of the best protagonist vs. antagonist action sequences of all time. Nice quadruple o's.
There's something about Goldeneye that no film has ever replicated. It's bar none the most legendary action film ever made, most amazingly it practically slid right under the mainstream radar compared to the lesser movies of the decade.

>it practically slid right under the mainstream radar compared to the lesser movies of the decade.
How very MI-6 of it.
>Yeah he's got a few good lines here and there, but his past relationship with Bond is never relevant to the plot in any meaningful way,
BS, bromance elements were relevant.
>and the revenge angle goes out the window in the final act in favor of a Die Hard tier heist plot involving satellites.
BS.
>The rogue MI6 agent back for revenge story was handled much, much better in Skyfall.
What do you have against a villian with a little bit of character? Mos Eisley tier villians don't deserve a place in 007 franchise, the miserable stooge villians of the Craig era should end with Craig's last James Bond film.

>the miserable stooge villians of the Craig era should end with Craig's last James Bond film.
Spectre's Blowfeld, Silva or whoever it was in Skyfall and Greene in Quantum Of Solace weren't even really men as much as they were sad sacks of shit. Craig era villians were hardly even memorable. Except Le Chiffre of course.
Maybe I need to get with the times, that or the times need to change. Maybe I'll change with the times and then I'll be in sync. But until then I'll wish for zombie Trevelyan to show up in the next movie because it's really been a downward slide.

Lmao XD, guys being a Bond is so awesome. One day soon I'll randomly pop out and become super sexy, smart and buff and then I'll get to assume a new identity with a license to kill. And until then all I have to do is not say anything to get myself heckled by the shining in the twilight zone while I keep the mounting excitement to myself while my secret service keeps building records and leverage on everyone that gets involved with me in the slightest. :DDDD shooting the treacherous piggies and listening to the silencer whistle is going to be so rewarding.
I love being underestimated because I want people to die. Being a rogue Bond is going to be so much fun, it makes being tested beforehand rewarding in itself.

Is this hysterical or what?

Her and Toby Stephens were wasted in a shit movie

time to take your meds again user

This

When you're this legitimate of a Bond you'd know it because you'd be stuck with the scarlet whore and Satan incarnate trying their best to torment you in cowardly fashion, but they can't because you're the crown prince to the biggest fortune on Earth and if they cross the line they'll get magically shocked by the ace of spades.
Lmao, these losers can barely even reach me and no matter what they do doesn't even matter to me, it's all going to be over in just a matter of months and no matter what they do it's all the same to me.

After I rock I will begin to operate, it's going to be so hilarious.

Revenge is so sweet.

God save the Queen, am I right?

should have been the bond girl instead of Halle Berry desu

Underrated.

You had better be an exceptional character, because rest assured you wouldn't be able to post here if your address wasn't accessible.
:)
They think I'm crazy...
As if Mick Jaggers whelp wasn't a bond...... Amazing I figured it all out by my self.
Why don't you faggots do something about it?
Anyone wanna bet that I won't be dangerous and off the fucking chain by 2020?

>scarlet whore and Satan
for the record my step brother and step sister, so yes i am quite legitimately the son of man. everyone please bite the big one.

>step brother
satan the yellow hook nosed coward
>step sister,
the scarlett whore the fat retarded pasty cunt

and what were you catholics trying to prove? that my cock was or wasn't god? what a fucking premise for such a big goddamn project.
goddamn it everyone this situation is an abomination.

Why did he let Bond fuck his girlfriend?

All in the masterplan

Le Chiffre, Scaramanga, Max Zorin

To pump him for information, of course.

Looks like Craig wasn't the first bisexual Bond after all.

>Come, come, Mr Bond, you derive as much pleasure from killing as I do
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Grace jones is more woman than your mum ever pretended to be.

Damn, he looks just like Pope Francis

This isn't the first time that I've realized that.

Peter Stormare is the superior pope francis impersonator

>le evil steve jobs! XD
Are you literally a mouth-breathing moron?

>any answer other than Trevelyan/Le Chiffre

Most effective reddit filter ever conceived

He had mad typing skills too. youtube.com/watch?v=A4hvZMZLYDw

You already posted him. Thanks OP.

Wots ur issue wiv carver, m8?

What the fuck was this guy's endgame? Everyone is dead, the base is coming apart around him, and instead of cutting his losses and heading to safety he chooses to take Bond on in the middle of a fiery arena. Why?

>muh evil Rupert Murdoch
he was awful. one of the worst Bond villains and one of the worst movies.

Bond killed his mentor

that guy was a faggot anyway
>claims to be an expert in torture
>looks like a real life muppet

>Evil Rupert Murdoch

So Rupert Murdoch?

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What's the criteria for best Bond villain: persona, evil plan, success of plan, harm inflicted on Bond, etc.?

Joseph Wiseman's Dr. No.

Dumbass the proprietor is evil!

DAF is guff but I preferred Charles Gray in the role to Savalas. Kojak was just being suave-guy and never really came off as too unhinged. Kinda wish they'd swapped movies.

>those awful opinions
>that poor misused reaction image
it applies to you.
Carver is top tier villain.

>that poor misured reaction image inspired by another previously poor misured reaction image
whoaho you are truly retarded, mate

also,
>Carver is top tier villain
kys

whoa high spiro!

That's one of the things I remember most about this movie, how fake his typing was.

Maybe if you crossbred him with Sergio Marchionne to create some kind of super-CEO

>Which one was Rosamund Pike again?
Frost, she worked for Graves (rightfully classified as shit tier)

>best bad bond girl since the redhead with the big tits
Which one was that?

Jaws

for England James?