Why don't Americans celebrate Easter?

Why don't Americans celebrate Easter?

A celebration perhaps?

we do

>mfw americans only celebrate lent in new orleans aka niggertown

i thought you guys were christians

Because dumb kids are dumb enough to choke on kinder eggs

what does that have to do with easter?

Fuck off leaf

how do you celebrate easter if you're at work?

A religious congregation central to the Christian faith?

How does one celebrate Easter without the traditional Easter meal?

we do celebrate it now fuck off

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The forthcoming celebration?

we are a secular nation

Are there any more weird things you guys heard about Americans? I heard about some pretty crazy stuff and would like some confirmation

Paskah?

What did you hear about us

Because I don't have imaginary friends. My keen intellect doesn't allow me to believe in children's fairy tales.

A lack of faith?

Why don't Americans celebrate Easter?

A treat so delicious that it merits its own stealing?

Hmmm?

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none of this is true

¿Pascua?

>DRINKY