Jimmy Johns is on its way to my house, first 40 replies is what i say to delivery guy

Jimmy Johns is on its way to my house, first 40 replies is what i say to delivery guy.

I'll start

Hey,

come inside and fuck my ass, heres your tip, wear a condom

EDIT ONE WORD ONLY

>nigger
>nigger
>nigger
>etc.

nigger

nigger

Well guys im fucked its a black girl

Nigga

hoe

dirty

cunt

>3
I said all of this to her and she looked at me and i grabbed her pus- sandwich, through out a penny, and slammed the door

Beautiful

Also vacaro tht shit

Herpes

SAY I'M SO LONELY THAT I ORDERED PIZZA FOR MYSELF THEN HAD TO POST ABOUT IT ON 4CHIN

Hello yes I would like to give you a tip. I am quite generous, will exactly $4.20 cents do?

Thank you for the sandwich kind sir. Yes, I would in fact like to take it out of your hands and into my pocket. Keeps the toast warm in there.

Wait sir

Please, you fucked up my sandwich. This was supposed to contain southwest chipotle sauce, not lite buffalo mayo, you fucking nigger faggot. I'll fuck your ass so hard you wished you could take this sandwich back to Jimmy John's™ .

Well I'm not gonna let that happen. How dare you trigger me like this, I shall take you in my home and turn you into my pussy slave. Don't have a pussy? Well that goatse ass will do. Get down on your knees and suckle me first.

cunt cunt bitch cunt

I ran out of toilet paper & had to wipe my ass with my hand.
Hope you dont mind

Jews

I REALLY LIKE HOT DOGS
SO MUCH I START SHOVING THEM UP MY ANUS
AND SOME TIMES WHEN I SHIT PIECES OF OLD HOTDOGS COME OUT.

Sandwich

cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt moot is a faggot so is hiroshima

Bruh im gonna order another sandwich now

you got me there

nigger faggot

What Are You Fucking Gay? cause i am

Whelp, the jimmy johns sucked ass so we have dominos on the way, approximately 5 minutes!

nigger tounge my anus

I'll throatfuck you nigger

please record it, would also love a reaction face

Anyone live near a Donatos? That is the best fucking pizza on the planet earth

POTATOES

first chick looked at me the way you look at jews if you arent a cuck

yeah here in kentucky.

you get 2 meals?

oh and fuck off is what you can say if dubs

winrar you must say it.

Not one word but say this:

"You look like a cum colored Christmas ordiment"

"Ordiment?" Are you a nigger or just Appalachian?

That kid is witnessed...like mai doobs

What part of ky you live?

tri state area my thug wbu? imagine around huntington wv and ashland ky

hes an igger

Eddie you're a faggot

Eddie, youre a faggot

Eddie, youre a cunt

Eddie, youre a nigger

No wonder, youre the runt!

I'm in Louisville, right by the airport

Come suck my dick

Hahaha only on Sup Forums

Nice to see some ky boys here. Everyone thinks we do not know how to use computers.

Which is somewhat true but im in trashland. Ive been to louisville one time in my life and I liked the vibe.

Im gonna scram from this thread. Stay safe and sound user.

Keep it real, my friend

This is a minion of Freddy Mercury