Ask a 5'4" adult male anything

Ask a 5'4" adult male anything

mexican

I am

Are you 5'4"?

It's you again! Yes I'm 5'4"

How tall are you?

are you gonna go back using that?

why don't you have a driver's license? can't get your feet on the pedals kek

>male
manlet

Why aren't you taller?

hows the weather down there?

You have 18 eyes bro?

Have you had a vasectomy?

All I need is my Mexican passport to go back. I'd still take my ID back home to remember the good times though.
I've actually started to drive pretty recently, planning on getting my permit and taking my test this spring
Because my dad is 5'3" and my mom is 4'8"
Pretty cold
Nope

Let me guess you live in California?

thanks for proving you're adult mang.

what did you donate?

You should have a vasectomy. We don't need you polluting the gene pool.

If you were on a date, and with a cute, quirky, and interesting girl, who turned out to be a trap, would you still let him suck your dick?

Yes its not gay if she has a feminine penis

Wisconsin
Donate? I've donated clothes and other random shit I didn't need to Goodwill
I get that, I'm really sorry about it really
If I hadn't noticed that she was a trap that far into the date... probably

He might be short, but he got 18 eyes bro

Ever fucked a girl taller than you

then why it says "Donor Sticker Here"

this is so important for the future of earth

wtf are you doing in Wisconsin?

hey man im 6'1 the higher you get the colder

consider yourself lucky

plus do grills prefer circumcised or nah?

Why don't you have a driver's license?

rt
Junior year of high school, had to lower my standards a lot but she was about 5'7"
Oh, that's to donate your organs. I didn't know if I had to fill out a separate sheet but I was running late to an event so I didn't do it
Not sure man, my parents brought me here. The scenery can be beautiful but Wisconsin is a very dull and depressing place most of the time
I'm uncut and the only 2 girls I've been with didn't complain
Never cared, on my shit now though

he's here illegally

You're taller than Putin

Are you "undocumented immigrant"?

Wisconsinian? Get the heck off this thread, darn it

what a relief dude, thanks for responding.

but what does it feel like? i've heard that it supposedly feels a lot better than it would cut, or does it hurt?

What is it like to come from a culture that has been consistently taken advantage of and shit on throughout history?

Do you crossdress?

I am, but I'm still under DACA so I can still get my license
I thought Putin was more 5'6"ish
Yup
*sips new glarus* you say im finna???
It felt good to me, I wonder what it'd be like if I were cut too
It's sad, but I don't really care
Nope

Who did you vote last election?

I didn't vote, not a citizen