Neighbor's kid from five doors down is completely passed out in my back yard

Neighbor's kid from five doors down is completely passed out in my back yard.

I tried to help her up but she won't stand on her own. She's completely unconscious.

What do?

kill her

Make a baby

fist her asshole

This

Timestamp

Do you own a basement that is sound proof?

Kill her parents

Dubs confirm

take pussy pics and post them

first of all, post nudes.
>hers obviously

Get your popcorn Sup Forums this is gonna be good

You call the neighbor's kid dad and tell em to come collect

If they can't remember they can't tell

just sayin

Clearly you should take a few vag/boob pictures then call her parents and have them scoop her out of your lawn.

>What do?
Go get her parents

this you lying fagget

Who's seen her? Who's seen you? Do you have any cable-ties?

dubs confirm

grab a bowl and get the eggs ready

cover her in maple syrup and let your dog lick it off

fake

tell her parents you dumbass

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What, snitch on her? That's not cool dude.

Carry her ass inside and tuck her into your guest bed. Make her breakfast when she wakes up.

wake her up and show her this thread

/rape

Pic of pussy

Do a 180 and moonwalk away

force feed her a bowl of eggs

Carry her home and go ballistic on her dad for having a whore daughter who tried to grab your dick and then passes out... or pic related

What shit bait. But I'm glad everyone is playing pretend with autistic op.

Make her a bowl of eggs

Bait or not, there are times when we need to swallow our utmost trolling desires and tell the truth.

don't do anything stupid man. call her parents.

call her father then rape him.

shake with her and ask her for some coitus.
mumbling, "m-m", vomiting and silence means yes.

stick you finger in her ass, if she moves call her parents, if she does not move, rape is the answer.

FUCK HER AND SEND PICS

We won't believe you without a timestamp ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Rape and kill.
Not necessarily in that order

She MUST eat them

sharpie in pooper,wake her and make her eat a bowl of eggs,then sell her shoes on Ebay....

Post pic...obviously this pic is old and not yours...seen it many times here

its not rape if they are dead dumb ass.

This man gets it.

Post timestamp fag

Call the medics & let them call the parents.

Go to a hospital and admit yourself to the psych ward for being so goddamn stupid that you have to consult the asshole of the internet for advice in a scenario such as this.

OR

Build a brick house around yourself with no doors or windows and live out the rest of your days inside for thinking you are funny.

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I crie wvritim

Thanks user

ayyyyy

Who gives a shit if this isn't real? Are you not entertained?
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Every thread here is either bait or pasta, so asking for a timestamp only reveals that you've been lurking here more than 3 months and less than 3 years.

Fucking newfags.
>bait!
>copypasta!
>this is bait
>I've seen this before
>stop taking the bait newfags

Every fucking thread full of you cancerous faggots. We know it's bait. We know it's copypasta. AND WE DON'T CARE!
Seriously, fuck off back to red it

/Thread
OP is a faggot and everyone in this thread is a newfag who can't reverse image search

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Yeah, because that won't get you investigated

Drive her to the middle of the desert and leave her

maybe we are just having funny :(

I don't think you understand. This is Sup Forums. Logic and righteousness don't exist.

This is copy pasta, I've seen this before. This is bait.

I agree but I lost it at red it

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show her your belly button, go to bed

Investigate me bro. I'm a good guy and I don't have anything to hide.

>yeah officer, I found her passed out in my back yard and she didn't have any ID, so I just put her to bed and made breakfast for her in the morning.

fake

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This. Fucking newfag troll police in every fucking thread on a board dedicated to trolling.

you don't fucking say?

New important information consumed.....
Newfag is happy now
Newfag wont need dicks for satisfaction anymore

Except in op's fantasy post, he knows who she is and where her house is.

This was by far the funniest thing I've read in the last 3 hours of lurking.

>GG

and?

As opposed to the other threads on this board?

Stay calm, who gives a shit about that

Kek... It's never rape, it's always a snuggle with a struggle

Agree, but half the time a bunch of autists actually expect OP to deliver

Sling her over your shoulder and carry her home. If she is a kid anything that someone suggest on Sup Forums will be illegal. call me a moral fag all you want but if you want girls under 18 go to canada. age of consent is 16 there.

>66

yes

lol, i have to admit that I'm guilty of this.

First answer best answer

kek'd and check'd

What ever you do post pics

dubs confirms.

But she must eat all the eggs.

>Build a brick house around yourself with no doors or windows
this reminds me, I haven't played sims in a while

Call an ambulance or you'll likely be responsible.

I lost

Pull a Brock Turner.

If he does a 180 then moonwalks he will be heading towards her

Kek'd hard.

Someone got the drawn up reaction to that legendary bread?

strafe right

You're either a brain-dead fuckstain.

Or

Ultra newfaggot.

take a selfie with her and put it on facebook.

just noticed she stepped in shit.

newfag

Reverse image search

>no results

Make us proud buddy

Turn 360 degrees and walk away

Sorry let me contribute like everyone else and say the egg thing for the hundreth time

There's only one option: RAPE.

Fuck her and post a photo

It isn't rape if she doesn't say no.