Neighbor's kid from five doors down is completely passed out in my back yard.
I tried to help her up but she won't stand on her own. She's completely unconscious.
What do?
Neighbor's kid from five doors down is completely passed out in my back yard.
I tried to help her up but she won't stand on her own. She's completely unconscious.
What do?
kill her
Make a baby
fist her asshole
This
Timestamp
Do you own a basement that is sound proof?
Kill her parents
Dubs confirm
take pussy pics and post them
first of all, post nudes.
>hers obviously
Get your popcorn Sup Forums this is gonna be good
You call the neighbor's kid dad and tell em to come collect
If they can't remember they can't tell
just sayin
Clearly you should take a few vag/boob pictures then call her parents and have them scoop her out of your lawn.
>What do?
Go get her parents
this you lying fagget
Who's seen her? Who's seen you? Do you have any cable-ties?
dubs confirm
grab a bowl and get the eggs ready
cover her in maple syrup and let your dog lick it off
fake
tell her parents you dumbass
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What, snitch on her? That's not cool dude.
Carry her ass inside and tuck her into your guest bed. Make her breakfast when she wakes up.
wake her up and show her this thread
/rape
Pic of pussy
Do a 180 and moonwalk away
force feed her a bowl of eggs
Carry her home and go ballistic on her dad for having a whore daughter who tried to grab your dick and then passes out... or pic related
What shit bait. But I'm glad everyone is playing pretend with autistic op.
Make her a bowl of eggs
Bait or not, there are times when we need to swallow our utmost trolling desires and tell the truth.
don't do anything stupid man. call her parents.
call her father then rape him.
shake with her and ask her for some coitus.
mumbling, "m-m", vomiting and silence means yes.
stick you finger in her ass, if she moves call her parents, if she does not move, rape is the answer.
FUCK HER AND SEND PICS
We won't believe you without a timestamp ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Rape and kill.
Not necessarily in that order
She MUST eat them
sharpie in pooper,wake her and make her eat a bowl of eggs,then sell her shoes on Ebay....
Post pic...obviously this pic is old and not yours...seen it many times here
its not rape if they are dead dumb ass.
This man gets it.
Post timestamp fag
Call the medics & let them call the parents.
Go to a hospital and admit yourself to the psych ward for being so goddamn stupid that you have to consult the asshole of the internet for advice in a scenario such as this.
OR
Build a brick house around yourself with no doors or windows and live out the rest of your days inside for thinking you are funny.
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I crie wvritim
Thanks user
ayyyyy
Who gives a shit if this isn't real? Are you not entertained?
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Every thread here is either bait or pasta, so asking for a timestamp only reveals that you've been lurking here more than 3 months and less than 3 years.
Fucking newfags.
>bait!
>copypasta!
>this is bait
>I've seen this before
>stop taking the bait newfags
Every fucking thread full of you cancerous faggots. We know it's bait. We know it's copypasta. AND WE DON'T CARE!
Seriously, fuck off back to red it
/Thread
OP is a faggot and everyone in this thread is a newfag who can't reverse image search
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Yeah, because that won't get you investigated
Drive her to the middle of the desert and leave her
maybe we are just having funny :(
I don't think you understand. This is Sup Forums. Logic and righteousness don't exist.
This is copy pasta, I've seen this before. This is bait.
I agree but I lost it at red it
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show her your belly button, go to bed
Investigate me bro. I'm a good guy and I don't have anything to hide.
>yeah officer, I found her passed out in my back yard and she didn't have any ID, so I just put her to bed and made breakfast for her in the morning.
fake
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This. Fucking newfag troll police in every fucking thread on a board dedicated to trolling.
you don't fucking say?
New important information consumed.....
Newfag is happy now
Newfag wont need dicks for satisfaction anymore
Except in op's fantasy post, he knows who she is and where her house is.
This was by far the funniest thing I've read in the last 3 hours of lurking.
>GG
and?
As opposed to the other threads on this board?
Stay calm, who gives a shit about that
Kek... It's never rape, it's always a snuggle with a struggle
Agree, but half the time a bunch of autists actually expect OP to deliver
Sling her over your shoulder and carry her home. If she is a kid anything that someone suggest on Sup Forums will be illegal. call me a moral fag all you want but if you want girls under 18 go to canada. age of consent is 16 there.
>66
yes
lol, i have to admit that I'm guilty of this.
First answer best answer
kek'd and check'd
What ever you do post pics
dubs confirms.
But she must eat all the eggs.
>Build a brick house around yourself with no doors or windows
this reminds me, I haven't played sims in a while
Call an ambulance or you'll likely be responsible.
I lost
Pull a Brock Turner.
If he does a 180 then moonwalks he will be heading towards her
Kek'd hard.
Someone got the drawn up reaction to that legendary bread?
strafe right
You're either a brain-dead fuckstain.
Or
Ultra newfaggot.
take a selfie with her and put it on facebook.
just noticed she stepped in shit.
newfag
Reverse image search
>no results
Make us proud buddy
Turn 360 degrees and walk away
Sorry let me contribute like everyone else and say the egg thing for the hundreth time
There's only one option: RAPE.
Fuck her and post a photo
It isn't rape if she doesn't say no.