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Nice ass

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thanks

how's it going

Just playing the Witcher. Might get drunk for lunch and order pizza. Haven't decided yet.
What's yourself upto?

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How to kill self

kill self through healthy eating and moderate daily exercise.

nice, pizza is always good
i'm just bored and posting, not much going on like usual
it's so boring and dull where i live, nobody does anything

i heard fetanyl is what the cool kids are doing for that, now

Mmm men with long white hair.

drink, or do pushups

Well you van always try a start or organise something yourself too you know.

I already do this
Sometimes I just eat too much.
More like BETAnyl
Both?

Do stuff like this

no just pushups, send pics, also ship me ur remaining beer

Well try to not to

Post push-ups

A .38 hollow point to the brain should do the trick. Just remember to do it in the bath with the shower running so it's easy to clean up. No need to ruin a perfectly good rug.

every time i try nobody is interested, or they say they are and don't show up

>"Also get naked and let me fucc ur butt, and that makes u gay not me" - katia

copycat

this is a true statement

Katia. I need the Cocks Sempi gif.

I'll copy your face, faggot

Do cats?
I'm drinking the one I was about to open last night; it's the last of the four pack.
I'll be doing pushups throughout tonight, then.
I've tried.
It doesn't work. I need to eat copious amounts of food to run away from my problems.

Just go anyways, have a good time. Then send them a picture showing you having a good time and say "sorry you missing out on this fun"
They'll come next time ;)

You could always go do drugs with them.

You should develop a serious gambling addiction. Then things will be exciting.

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Sure why not, what's the worst that could happen?

Gracias.

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the thing is there's not much to go to that i know about and can go to, i have no transport and anything people i did know that went to parties always said that they were out of town
it would be more sad than fun to send a picture of just me doing what i normally do and saying they're missing out

drugs are usually involved regardless

it's hard to gamble with no money

You suck

Cats are definitely the best drug.
*succ

Start by putting up valued personal possessions.

If they rather ditch out on ya then you need some cool points, go do cool stuff like fentanyl, crack, or krokodil like all the cool kids that blow you off to go do that stuff instead.

nah, i'll pass on that

Do you succ?

no no that's your job not mine

are you a drug

Nah, I'm just a pathetic 21-year-old virgin.
Try doing me to find out.

No wonder you're bored. You're a boring person. Dostoevsky wasn't boring, he had a severe gambling addiction and wrote a novel in which one of the characters kills himself to prove the existence of God.

How about you suck on the barrel of my 30-30?

Last year you have the chance to lose it.

I don't think they're as good of friends as you think they are.

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wow lewd

you dont have guns

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I have self-confidence and body image issues that prevent me from harboring the thought of real sexual interaction.
no homo

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WOULD it be no homo?

Fags or something.

It has been a while, hasn't it.

Wrong, I hunt with a 30-30 and a 30.06.

i don't know what they do other than the normal drugs that are at parties, i just want to stick to my weed, man.
i'm sure it's because they'd rather go party with other people or something else, any way the result is the same

i'm a bored boring person in a boring place doing boring things because there's nothing i can really do about it in my situation that isn't a risk i'm not going to take

they're not really friends more-so as people i went to school with and had a positive standing with, i've never really had many friends that didn't end up backstabbing me at one point which ended up in having very, very few people i actually hung out with on a regular basis if there even was one.

Id have sex with you, but im too old, and havent earned it. Double whammy.

post guns

Figs

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You'll never get anywhere in life if you don't take some risks every now and again.

Some old adages to comfort you:
I'm not gay, but $20 is $20
You're not gay if you're the top / if you're the one getting blown
Girls are too much fucking drama
No homo tho
I won't comment on anything but the "earned it" part, since that interests me most.
What do you mean?

Last October. It's something I can't really forget anymore.

bbycakes

Maybe they know you're gay and dont want to be around you because they'l catch your homogay.

wouldnt that mean youre gay though and if one is having sex with a gay its homo

i'm not saying i don't take them, the risk is just too much greater than the possible reward that i don't want to do it

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I'm looking for a specific pic, it's a gray anthro dog I think, he's standing in a pool, full mast, fixing his hair into a knot while 2 fembois in the background are mirin'

As soon as you post ass, you fucking cocksucker.

Figs are tasty.

I have posted enough porn for one day.

Sounds like another name for a King Cake.

That's why you bet on sure things. Like horse races or black jack.

that's probably true

Yeah, at least one person is going to be kinda gay in the whole thing, unfortunately.
I'm not gay tho. Don't worry.

i'm not in a position where i'm able to do that sort of thing

Is that this picture?

You aren't in a position to get some playing cards?

During my time lurking /r/incels people tell other people like me that sex isnt an entitlement.
In other words its just unobtainable and "be grateful you get fucking nothing, fuck you virgins, lick our boots."

i'm not in a position to bet anything

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Except your personal belongings.

ok

Whatever that is.

100% true. This is your fate.

You could do worse than Blackjack. Some deranged people play Roulette.

i don't own anything of value, not even the computer that i post on is mine, for the most part at least.

Here's a rough sketch of the pic, I need it so bad

It's a seasonal cake around Mardi Gras that has a plastic baby inside of it.

What do you have to do to earn it, since it isn't an entitlement?
I mean yeah I guess you aren't entitled per se, but I'm pretty sure a lot of people just have one night stands a lot. Not sure how they earned that.
Shhhhhh, just sit back and relax.

Why not just date a trap.
Cause traps are definitely not gay.
At all.

That and everything surrounding it crosses my mind too often

I bet red dog's balls are red like that.

Cait please never stop posting Red and Sighs

Yeah, that looks the the picture I linked. A fellow in a costume is standing and pointing at some other stuff behind him.

Start off with your phone.

I think it just ended up going to far and ruining a lot of things for each of us. I hold no ire over it though.

i don't have a phone

He won't. Cait is a Sighs queen.

What a shame.

I thought you liked Red more. I like Sighs more.

I don't really like traps at all.
The A E S T H E T I C just isn't for me.
Only if he puts makeup on them.
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king cake is best cake

Your organs then. Kidneys and lungs.