Let's do this

Let's do this.
Just how much of a normie are you.

New years I go to parties, but my birthdays are spent in the middle of the desert in my car listening to music and getting as drunk as possible.

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Reaching ultra-normie mode.

Well?

not fat or in good shape

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man i dont want to release it. im an total idiot with 24 years wtf i should get run over by a car but i would be sorry for the driver and the car and the guy who would clean it up

well...

Does “held at least one birthday party” mean I had a party for someone or that I hosted one for myself?

Also Bingo.

you autist

a ; isn't a /

Welp....

lmao Sup Forums is the most normie board on Sup Forums my man

>been on vacation or a raod trip with friends
close call, still no normie

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Got all of them but "go out most weekends". I'm old and have young kids. Guess I should just go to Reddit.

do i win?

>lost virginity
>girl has never said I love you
HAHA Fag

If you have a family, you're too old for Sup Forums. Your kids might see you ffs.

you don't have to lie on the internet, son

yep that's me

fuck

Bump

She's gotten old

I can never win these.

Close..... but I'm still fucked

Yeah, she has occasionally posted something good but she losing her allure.
Plus she's a giant cunt

wow these really make me feel like shit haha

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>MFW I can't cross off a single one

So apparently the uber edgelord is someone who's never seen a pussy or done a drug. Magical.

That means you're not a normie. It's a good thing.

filling this out actually made me feel better. This was theraputic.

I'm not fat, but I'm not in the best shape either.

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Meh

>i dunno if the concert counts since it was a job i worked with friends.
>i have moved out of my home but not really into my own place.
>Had sex in an out of the way public place, when there wasnt anybody there
>Alcohol is a recreational drug that i regularly utilize
>house party was 5 guys and alcohol
>Girl was clingy af but whatever. had a girl call me marriage material tho. it felt pretty nice outta 10

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I am relieved not to get bingo. I hate normies and people who make too much noise, get excited easily by stupid things like TV

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