Let's do this.
Just how much of a normie are you.
Let's do this
New years I go to parties, but my birthdays are spent in the middle of the desert in my car listening to music and getting as drunk as possible.
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Reaching ultra-normie mode.
Well?
not fat or in good shape
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man i dont want to release it. im an total idiot with 24 years wtf i should get run over by a car but i would be sorry for the driver and the car and the guy who would clean it up
well...
Does “held at least one birthday party” mean I had a party for someone or that I hosted one for myself?
Also Bingo.
you autist
a ; isn't a /
Welp....
lmao Sup Forums is the most normie board on Sup Forums my man
>been on vacation or a raod trip with friends
close call, still no normie
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Got all of them but "go out most weekends". I'm old and have young kids. Guess I should just go to Reddit.
do i win?
>lost virginity
>girl has never said I love you
HAHA Fag
If you have a family, you're too old for Sup Forums. Your kids might see you ffs.
you don't have to lie on the internet, son
yep that's me
fuck
Bump
She's gotten old
I can never win these.
Close..... but I'm still fucked
Yeah, she has occasionally posted something good but she losing her allure.
Plus she's a giant cunt
wow these really make me feel like shit haha
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>MFW I can't cross off a single one
So apparently the uber edgelord is someone who's never seen a pussy or done a drug. Magical.
That means you're not a normie. It's a good thing.
filling this out actually made me feel better. This was theraputic.
I'm not fat, but I'm not in the best shape either.
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Meh
>i dunno if the concert counts since it was a job i worked with friends.
>i have moved out of my home but not really into my own place.
>Had sex in an out of the way public place, when there wasnt anybody there
>Alcohol is a recreational drug that i regularly utilize
>house party was 5 guys and alcohol
>Girl was clingy af but whatever. had a girl call me marriage material tho. it felt pretty nice outta 10
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I am relieved not to get bingo. I hate normies and people who make too much noise, get excited easily by stupid things like TV
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