Who is the oldest woman you'd have sex with? pic related

Who is the oldest woman you'd have sex with? pic related

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60 years old, some of them still look good

I'm a virgin.

nice trips

you've had sex with susan sarandon?

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I wish I've had those fat tits on my face

Because it'd be totally worth it

Just so i could boast about it

Helen Mirren. 71 years old but I'd fuck the osteoporosis out of her

I don't know how old she is. Also I don't care.

but it'd be like fucking an old dustpan

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60

mmm Katie

bump

Helen Mirren is the correct answer.

she hasnt looked like this in almost 20 years

I had sex with a 66 year-old a two weeks ago.

80..... no 90
90 days old

12

37 and I'm 34. I like them younger because women my age who are single at this point are horrible cunts who don't do anal. I like them age 22-24.

this old. she has great tits.

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I'd fuck the oldest living woman on earth, just for the lulz

would you eat the pussy?

I want jill stein to sit on my face.

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If I was getting paid well, sure. But if it was just an opportunity to fuck for the bragging rights then no, I'd slide in and bust off ASAP

been fucking a 59 yr old milf for a few years now, she has more energy than most girls half her age

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this goddess

22, I was 20 at the time, youngest I fucked is now 17 lol

man idk if i could even get hard

Jen is so beautiful

Nigella Lawson, she's 57 in this photo.

Cocaine and plastic surgery works wonders.

Dear god yes, always had a thing for her.

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But she would have to act like Malory Archer does

Fucked a 76 year old

Think 50 is the limit for me

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>27
>White
>mfw Rebecca is so fucking hot I'd eat her pussy for days. I could fuck her 9 times a day for a week straight.
>she gets better with age

Looks like my old college tutor

Jennifer Tilly is like fifty something and I'd still pay to smash that so I'd probably smash anything. I would probably tuck into an old bitch if she said she was going to pass away and wanted a good fucking

You'd turn this down?

She's 51 btw

Helen Mirren

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>pic related?

You got me there. Damn you lol

You needs to suck the life force out of your dick to stay young user. Take one for the team

Yes. Many times.

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Yea she's not as fuck for 51

Had no idea she has a body like that.

Burt Reynolds?

"Do you have some cummy for mummy?"

Na, it was cool. But.. She was old enough that it started hurting her eventually, which made me get off twice as hard.

for her I would make an exception

Story time!

Was she wealthy and paid you? Story?

I've been hanging around rich old ladies hoping to snag a free something from fucking one.

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I would worship Kathy Griffin until I die of exhaustion.

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Hey guys, Kathy Griffin cruises Sup Forums!

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You've been hanging around old women? Like..What?

Could I gag her so I don't have to listen to her?

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nope. you gotta take it all

I fucked a 45 year old woman when I was 19, and I also fucked a 56 year old man when I was 20.

At this point any woman.

Ok. Can I at least stick ice picks in my own ears?

story please. how did this happen?

Where I live we have old widows and single ladies richer than God. They routinely buy sports cars and rolex watches and shit for young guys who will fuck them. I'm trying to grab one for myself.

And is this in your storybook or just in your head laddie?

She's always been gorgeous.

Helen Mirren look at her tits man. They're God tier.

How old is she guys?

come on. You know you want her cracking jokes just as you are about to finish

Who is this

Ill come on her face, she'll like it, its white

When I was 19 I started exploring the world of bdsm, I met a couple on fetlife who invited me to spend the weekend at their summer house. She was a femdom, he was her sub. I became their slave and sex toy for two days, it was absolutely awesome, some of the best sex I've ever had. I think the man was 55, so it doesn't make him the oldest.

As for the 56 year old guy, I was staying at a friends house for a few weeks, and started talking more and more about sex with my friend's father. One day I got out of the shower and while getting to my room he grabbed me from behind, pushed me on my bed and started fingering me and licking my pussy, eventually fucking me nice and hard.

You sure, bro? That's Mrs. Jenner

Christie Brinkley is 62 now. Looks like a 35 year old. Oldest I would do is someone who looks like a slim mid 40's woman regardless of what their actual age is.

I had sex with lots of Women in their 40's as a 18-20 year old.

Starting out the night drinking, we'd start in a particular bar which happened to be filled with horny cougars. 9/10 they'd be the one to approach me.

Stay mad, faggot.

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>She

Her face doesn't look 62, but her hands and legs easily. Most older women get really wrinkled hands

She's 65 and I would fuck her in a heartbeat in costume or out of it

Maybe so, still looks amazing for her age and I'd definitely do her, so my answer is 62!

mah roody poo

25 when I was 17.

Actually I've changed my mind now to 65