Go to a midnight screening at your local arthouse theater to watch your favorite black&white yuropean kino

>go to a midnight screening at your local arthouse theater to watch your favorite black&white yuropean kino

>the place is almost empty but this girl sits right next to you

>5 minutes into the movie she gives you this look

wat do?

sit on her rude little finger

Asking her, where are your parents?

fall in love

ask to pass the popcorn and when she's not looking spit in it

run outside and call the cops, informing them that an unaccompanied minor is outside after midnight.

then inform theater management and ask for a refund since my actions have already led me to miss vital parts of my favorite kino.

then wait to witness as the cops drag her outside to reunite her with her concerned parents.

dick in popcorn

>mfw you guys are total assholes

MUH POPCORNS

me on the right

me on the left

>look her in the eyes
>put my hand on her leg
>she licks her lips
>slowly slide my hand up her leg while maintaining eye contact
>she screams as loud as she can
>go to jail

justin timberlake is that you

wisslpb?

>heh, you're small time, kid.

Me in the background

me on the right

sit there and enjoy my kino. shift awkwardly cause why the fuck would anyone sit next to me in a nearly empty theatre. enjoy my themed midnight drink that my theatre does. go home after film. sleep.

wisslpb?

Me taking the picture.

*throw the pop corn bucket in her face

op if you cant figure it out, you should never 4chin again.

me on the left

see, this is why you guys don't have gfs

I do have a gf though.

Me in the mirror

he meant lgf

loli?

well, not exactly

but lgf > gf, definitely

kek, are you a mime?

Yep

Actualy i'm a m eme

kek

ask her if she likes the films of Polanski

She's Russian, now she's "American" or something?

BLACKED when?

I'm almost certain she moved to LA, yeah