"Good job kid! Now let's blow this thing and go home!"

"Good job kid! Now let's blow this thing and go home!"

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"By the grace of your training I will not be seduced."

Greedo shot first

"Luke, Im going to make you a father"

"I'm surprised you had the courage to issue the order yourself."

"There's more machine than [wo]men here"

It's a trap!

"Let the Wookie win"

"Judge me by my size do you?"

You have failed me for the last time admiral.

>Good job kid!

Peechee nooki mo banwa Solo, ho ho ho!

"not even the younglings survived"

*cut to space scene where everything is empty*

Kek

if you think about it this is actually a very clever thread, multilevel even.

Noooooo noooooo...

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i like this meme

Kekekek..

lol

...

Pray I don't alter the deal further

"Oh boy. I'm just so tired of all of these star wars."

Will someone get this big walking carpet out of my way?

THIS. I hear this echoing in my head, with my girl's voice...

I'm han(d) solo

Get in there, you big furry oaf! I don't care what you smell!

"You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought."

I got trips.

Looks like I'll start drinking Busch 16 oz's and wait till i get my 7 grams of magic mushrooms tomoro cuz i'm finally unemployed after 4 years of working my ass off at a shitty grocery store

“…It’s not fair! They promised me they fixed it! It’s not my fault!”

“The circle is now complete.”

Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?

"... and not just the men, but the women, and the children."

Into the garbage chute

"No reward is worth this."

>the whole holiday special script

She'll die before she tells you anything!

jessus Fisher looks hot and fun in this... crazy how real the train wreck turned out to be...

"i'll be back"

Into the garbage chute, fly boy.

this triggers meninists.

This thread is epic...

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

“You don’t have to do this to impress me.”

Nubian! We got lots of that!

“I assure you, Lord Vader. My men are working as fast as they can.” “…Perhaps I can find new ways to motivate them.”

Into the garbage chute, flyboy!!

“How you doin’, Chewbecca? Still hanging around with this loser?”

“So, what do you think? You think a princess and a guy like me... ?"

and i thought these things smelled bad on the outside.

Not even the younglings survived...

"now THIS is pod racing"

"It didn't go in. Just impacted on the surface."

I killed them. I killed them all. They're dead, every single one of them. And not just the men, but the women and the children, too. They're like animals, and I slaughtered them like animals. I HATE THEM.

kekekek

“What have you done?! I’m BACKWARDS.”

You were my brother Anakin! I loved you!

NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's coarse, and it gets everywhere.

“Wait. I know that laugh…”

blah blah blah more powerful than you imagine

“Judge me by my size, do you?”

No. There is another.

I used to bullseye womp rats in my t-16 Back home

I've got a bad feeling about this

Always my favorite

LOLLOLLLOLOLLOLLOLLOLLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"You have hibernation sickness."

"She was alive. I felt it!"

Checked

Luke! We're gonna have company!

[That noise Vader makes when he gets hit in the shoulder with Luke's lightsaber]

"Do, or do not. There is no "try"."

There was no father.

"Early must I rise. Leave now, you must."

"I got a bad feeling about this."

“I have you now!”

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...

Checked and kekd

"It surrounds us and penetrates us."

If you're really doing this, I want to help

“Never tell me the odds.”

Once I was but the learner now I am the master

"I will finish what you started"

im a miserable idiot and should get deported to bergen belzen

"Use force"

So you have a twin sister...

“Ani? My goodness, you’ve grown!”

We need to find Windu's body

The circle is now complete.

YOU SHALL NOT FAP!!!

“…It is only natural. He cut off your arm, and you wanted revenge.”

"I felt a great disturbance in the force. As though millions of voices cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced.."

theres always a jew, even in a science fiction story, there's a fucking jew.

"They come here, they look around, they no buy. Why nobody buys?"

That boy is our last hope.

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning"

Fear is the path to the dark meat. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to anal suffering.

It’s not fair! They promised me they fixed it! It’s not my fault!

Even I get boarded sometimes