Greentext thread. Here is mine:

Greentext thread. Here is mine:
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>Be in 3rd Grade
>Innocent little shit
>about 5:00PM, having a good night, good meal, gonna watch movie with dad later.
>decide, "fuck it, ima go outside and play with a toy"
>go's outside and play's with a toy
>Bungee Cord
>Has metal ends and i use it as a sword or some shit
>Get bored and connect it to a plant
>pull back hard and fast
>SNAP.lua
>mfw black metal spirals toward my cranium
>blacks out
>opens eyes to see teeth in hand, blood everywhere
>no pain from shock, but getting very scared
>run for help and scream at the top of my lungs

Cont?

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Sure

>Run screaming for Father or Grandmother
> She is out front
>Dont know that and run inside
>She runs in sees me
>is horrified
>tells me to get off the carpet with the blood
>she is crying
>Dad begins crying
>everyone panicks
>get in the car to go to the hospital.

Cont? gets way better

Why stop now?

Fair enough, will continue in short parts, as it takes long to write it all. Just keep bumping so thread isnt kill

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>Dad calls my mother, who is out at a dinner with work friends
>tells her most of the situation
>will not tell her about my face
>even I have yet to see it
>look at rag over my mouth, stained with blood.
>begin to panick, feel very dizzy
>Dad keeps me up, trying to keep me calm, but i can see clear worry in his eyes
>Grandmother is horrified at the whole thing.
>we arive at a shitty second-rate hospital that makes the situation worse?

Anyone like so far?

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Bumperino

yep

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>As I am being wheeled in (some dude from hospital does it, as if i cant walk) I catch a glimpse of my mangled lip, curled far up my face with horrid lacerations.
>i almost faint
>sits in lobby for two hours, waiting for treatment.
>Mother arrives in hospital, looks at me, and falls to her knees
>My disfigured face was too much to bear.

The worst has yet to come

bruh

good story OP but hurry up pls :(

moar

Yes pls keep going fag

>They finally serve me, as they drug me up.
>unusually talkative for someone with a broken talkie-hole
>must be the drugs
>its always the drugs
>after being drugged, im left there for HOURS.
>By the time they get back, drugs are worn off
>they begin to operate, and i feel the worst pain i have ever felt

inb4 dinosaur
inb4 shitty song lyrics

the end?

moarrrrrrr

C'mon op

>i want to say something, or scream maybe, but at this point, the drugs have worn off, and i dont have the energy to do so
>the agony is intense and i flutter with my conscience
>after what felt like forever it ends
>my family around me, they stare at me crying
What happens next changed a large part of my childhood

OP here, trying to post as fast as i can, just bear with me

this could be the sequel to 127 hours

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keep it coming

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is this really click bait you are pasting here or what nig? Get on with it christ!

stephen hawking types faster than you faggot

he probably has brain damage from this

>doctors mumble some things to my parents
>i see a glimpse of hope in their eyes, but also worry
>we walk out of hospital, me all bandaged up from most of my face.
>about 7:30
>the carride home is very tense
>not a single word is spoken
>beside the pain, i try to think of something to tell my parents, as they dont know of the bungee cord episode
>they cant know.
>We get home, and walk into the backyard
>Mom says "lets get looking"
>I begin to panic

Coffee spilt on keyboard many times by shit rootmate. Taking up more time

So you got taken to hospital and had surgery an no one asked you what happened? Makes no sense

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Bumperino

moarrrrrrrrrr

>Parents finally ask me about the situation after finding bungee cord in the grass
>insist to them that i just tripped on a rock
>they argue that there is no way that could happen, but as i keep arguing. thry have no choice but to believe me.
>after a few minutes of them going around the yard with a flashlight, they come inside
>i asked them what they were looking for
>"these" they say, showing me a few teeth
>they drop them in milk in the hopes that they can be reinstalled like adobe reader
Almost done with part 1

Dubs confirm moar

cont

wait what

Pretty sweet keep going

>parents start taking off clothes on adobe reader
>i watch patiently as the deed is done
>i came after I spat blood onto my cock
>the end

fuck

fuck you faggot that's not the end

>We head in for the night
>i lay in their bed with them and watch a movie, drifting to sleep, as tomorrow will be much more tiring
>i didnt know it yet, but the events of the next day would lead to more tragedy
End of Part 1
Begin Part 2?

Yes nigga, stop asking

this is a painfully boring story. when does the childhood ruin again?

>couple days later
>playing with jimmy from down the block
>asks me what happened to my mouth
>somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me
>I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed

...

Seriously holy fuck.
4 sentences DAE WANT ME TO KEEP GOING HUH GUYYS?

What would be wrong with posting it all at once so that i can have a few hours of sleep?

fuck you

because it takes him like 5 minutes to post 4 lines

>something happens
>am I gonna see my face?
>hold on guys
>no
>the next part is where somethings gonna happen that changed everything KEEP WAITING

Part 2: Patterson dentist office: Into the ghetto

>Wake up early and drive far into the depths of Patterson, NJ to meet up with the doctors that are going to plug my teeth back in
>place is really shitty
>mostly indians in office, it is offputting, even to a third grader
>they hop me up on drugs
>leave me alone for hours just like the other place
>this time however, after it wears of and they begin to operate i speak out

Cont?

yesssssssssssssssssss always continue

hurry the fuck up man i dont have all day

holy fucking shit op just tell the story

YES FUCKING CONTINUE YOU'VE ASKED LOOKS 6 TIMES YOU ATTENTION SEEKING FUCK

stop.
asking.
to.
continue.

what happens next?

hai

hai

>hai

Cont?

I have jerked off in the time it has taken you to continue so far.

Ill skip the next few boring parts about the operation, in short, it was very painful
>Doctor tells us that this may work, or the tooth may infect my gums and leave me diseased.
>She also says how this is not a permanent fix, and that im going to need a lot of dental work. she said she will fax everything over to the ortedontist to get me fixed up some
>it never gets recieved and i sit there for weeks without any treatment and im getting an infection
yet it still gets worse

I second this

>The dentist gets up and leaves
>open the door
>get on the floor
>Everybody do the dinosaur

>skips the good part

thats its im out. fuck you and your shit story op

continueeeeeee

Cont

>Indian doctor comes by and starts surgery on my face
>hurts like fuck so I yell
>hits me with a pool sandal
>I stop yelling so I don't get hit again

Cont?

teeth and timestamp or it didnt happen

>Something happened
Guys should I continue? I don't think you want me to

fuck you

Part 3: New York, New York

>Wake up as usual but have a sharp pain in my forehead
>panic
>try to scream mom for help
>the shit kicks in again
>I can't do anything
>this is the part where things really get weird

Cont?

Fuck you op

CONTINUE YES CONTINEU

I'm out. This thread isn't worth it

maybe you could type faster if you used a keyboard instead of an xbox controller

k guys I'll skip to the end because you can't be patient

>die at age 80 having wasted internet retard's time
>mildly worth it
>indian doctor who did my gums surgery gives speech at my funeral
>I am his son

Cont?

fuck it, im off guys

>>Dad calls my mother, who is out at a dinner with work friends

Your mom was fucking her co-worker Jeff, and your dad called her just seconds before she came, ruined her orgasm, as always

not OP

OP I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THE MEME PUNCHLINE JUST GET TO IT ALREADY FFS

George R.R. Martin writes faster than you

Cont

>Mother walks in from waiting room after hearing me yell
>sees doctor hitting me with sandal
>Mom takes her sandal off and starts hitting doctor
>two nurses beat my mom with sandals, doctotr starts hitting her too
>feel warm liquid on my forehead
>tastes sweet when it runs down to my mouth

Cont?

My bone in my gumline is deteriorating, >getting disease from it
>Starting to lose sanity

>out school for weeks
>never getting fixed
>day by day, its looking grimmer

The final part is coming up, is a bit shorter, but reveals some stuff and is more interestjng. skips a few years.
Also....cont?....

>a licensed dentist performed a temporary fix surgery on my face with a moderate risk for infection
>even though I was in third grade and would probably end up growing all those teeth back anyway

Not only do you post at a rate comparable to someone using a keypad, but none of it is believable anyway. 0/10

>mfw OP

>am bungee cable
>dipshit kid lives inside my house
>one day dipshit kid ties me to a plant
>I take out a few of his teeth
>dumbass parents believe his dumb stroy about a rock
>kid looks like Bane now

oh fuck so close yet so far

MORE PLEASE MORE

At this point you are just being a jerk to everyone. Even the people who dedicate their life to shitpost in don't deserve these levels of "Sood I cuntinoo?" Retardation. If people want you to cont after the first post just go.

OP has already lost half of readers anyway.

I would have left too, but daddy didn't molest no quitter

Abandon thread.

...

At the altar of my wedding Do you take Susan to be your lawfully wedded wife?
>I can't talk because my jaw fell off
>gurgle affirmatively
>she leans in to kiss, I back away

I'll skip a few years to get to the really good part

Part three: The end

Ill make this brief
>Skips a few years
>am 14
>go to dentist
>denitst says
>ey mayne, this tooth should have never went in you lil shit
>somwthing eith the bonds
>fml
>gets it removed
>get braces
>fined much money until broke
>lived on streets for a few months
>done.
I just wantwd to finish since this is slow as fuck
also
Do door
Floor to the soar
Boar in dino tinorpore
the end