What is the best way to kill yourself without it looking like a suicide? It also has to easy to clean up and be clean.
What is the best way to kill yourself without it looking like a suicide? It also has to easy to clean up and be clean
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live every single day of your life until you die from age
Get constipated and give yourself a brain aneurysm from straining
All i am doing is losing money and disappointing everyone more and more every day
our sphyncters lose strenght when you die
OP asked for a clean way to die
Stop it now cunt
I was thinking the helium method but that may make people blame themselves then i thought about emptying my brake fluid but that would make my family sad to see my mangled corpse
>Go for a hike
>Jump off a tall ridge
Make sure the jump is high enough, otherwise you'll just bleed out in the woods alone!
I would also recommend going on a trail well known for being tricky, and post on some social media before hand.
Dude, Everyone passed thru this in life, it's a chore, not a pleasant state to live in
Focus on yourself, stop making mistakes and correct those you already made. Focus on improving who you are as a person: if you're good at selling for example, try to be the best seller that ever was born
Everyone goes these bad times, trust me, I know
But hey, challenges are always ahead of you, begging to be defeated
It doesn't matter what happened: you're able to win
is that yolandi visser
>bonus points
Go deep in the North American wilderness this spring and shoot yourself in the head, than be introduced directly into a brown bears stomach.
Better than having all your corpse meat rot in some stupid box.
If you're gonna go through with it, at least spend all your money on gambling. You'll either die anyway or get rich.
not op, but...
what do i do if i simply dont feel like being the best at what i do?
car crash
>roadtrip
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I've tried, i really have but I just can't really do much, My family has been fucked for generations and i have some stupid wrong with me. It's just time to give up
Yes
life initially doesn't have a meaning, doesn't have objetives, tutorials... nothing
INITIALLY
As you go living, you learn to exchange informations, communicating, giving and receiving
You realize what's needed to survive and/or thrive... the way you wish to
So, if you want to spend your life laying down on your couch, well, you'd better start working towards it, to fulfill your objectives made by yourself, for yourself
Be mediocre, good enough, etc... it doesn't matter: do what you want to
But ending your life is a decision that you can't turn back. So, in order to decide to REALLY die, you have to have tested every single one of your alternatives, tried everything that you could
Go to a lake and drown yourself
psychological help... psychiatric help... every single one of these can make you go forward in life, but associating both is better
While you can't get this kind of help, try exercising, eating better, meeting new people... go our of your safe zone. You'll realize that much in life is fucked up, but there's so much beauty and joy that the good parts make the bad ones seem like unimportant
Focus dude: ask yourself what you want from life, and get it to yourself. You'll not live twice: make this the best life that you could have
oh, nice quads
That is what i was thinking, It's really cold right now so i could make it look accidental
Did i ask for a pep talk? No i've gone through the stages of live failed each one and i'm just done
get a shotgun and a rowboat, and a cinder block
row out into deep water, tie the cinderblock around yourself and the trigger of the gun
stand at the bow of the boat and throw the cinderblock overboard while pointing the gun at your head
???
profit? everything goes to the seafloor and your corpse gets eaten by bottom feeders
it's easy to say that you've endured enough dude
The hard part is actually enduring every single piece of glass that life gives you to chew, before you say that it's enough
You never asked to be born... so what the fuck, make it worth a while
Freeze a knife sticking out of a block of ice
Turn thermostat up or put it next to a fireplace
Jump up and land on the knife so it stabs you in the back.
By the time you are found the water of the ice should be dry. Everyone thinks someone cared enough to murder you.
Are there any good websites to send a mass message in like 2 years? I would like to explain myself after the matter
>foo fighters
looks like the person who needs to an hero is you my friend
How about just not doing it, yeah life sucks sometimes but lifes a roller coaster ride that bitch to the top
It has sucked and gotten worse and worse progressively over the past 6 years
get yourself a propane heater.
use it indoors.
suffocate in your sleep.
You wont do shit to yourself OP anyway so at least think about what these guys are telling you and man the fuck up
Overdose on heroin or something.
>What is the best way to kill yourself without it looking like a suicide?
Plug in ear buds, blast volume on phone, walk in front of a train.
Messy, but at least you're not in your house.
it was the first song that came to my mind: easy to understand, has exactly the message I'm trying to pass...
Fuck yourself cunt, retarded faggot
get creative
okay fair enough, but i think this song would be better youtube.com
I'd say do something awesome for the good of everyone else but inevitably gets you killed.
Like say a racist leader got into power, say, Hitler and you were to successfully take them out. You'd be well known and appreciated but probably get shot too
Shitty to let your family wonder what happened to you for months though. In my opinion it is best to at least leave a corpse to be found.
Why does everybody try to whiteknight? If OP really intended to kill themselves, none of your vague ass replies would talk them out of it. Fucking end yourself OP
Erotic asphyxiation Is your best bet op, blow one last epic load as you accidentally slip into the abyss, might be a litte messy tho
stop doing that you lil bish