So what's Sup Forums general opinion on Alizee?

So what's Sup Forums general opinion on Alizee?

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I would like to have sexual intercourse with her

something something body of work

named after black people alcohol

Really really good. I remember the first time I got drunk in high school I listened to her music the entire way home and it was cozy af

Also I jacked off to that one performance obviously

In that pic she's 16

body is right amiright

>his country doesn't allow fucking a 16 year old

Not a fan of her music but 8/10 would bang!

Liked her better before the tattoos... not even good tattoos.

i prefer tatu much better teen asscore

And?

It looks bad when you are 55

who the fuck said anything about law

No one gives a shit. Women are primarily fertile 16-27 and men are fertile well into their old age. For women over thirty it is like two 1st cousins porking and making a baby. The risk of birth defects is up 3 percent.

Plus, some women are fine with dating a man who is older than them.

>No one gives a shit
empirically false

work of body is amazing.

French pop is shit. She's no exception.

This dawg

Real nigga shit

She ruined herself with those awful tattoos. Still a good performer though, even if the music is garbage.

Not enough images in this thread tbqh

BABY POP IS A MASTERPIECE

KINO
youtube.com/watch?v=Q6omsDyFNlk

...

She was 16 at the time of her debut album, but that single was from her second album.
She was actually 18, almost 19, when it was released.

She was cute before, now she has hideous tattoos

Her songs are ok.

Je veux coucher avec elle

>Also I jacked off to that one performance obviously
??? link ???

>He hasn't seen the second hottest video to ever come out of Europe

youtube.com/watch?v=Q6omsDyFNlk

and the first one is?

you know, for research...

liberals react to brexit results

Close your door.
youtube.com/watch?v=vjEwsooNHoc

this an edit nigga?

i think so

She's fucking ho-
... wait what the fuck

It's all the hormones in the water.

>second
Name ONE, just ONE video more hot than that one.

That was her ENTIRE gimmick

her whole career consisted in being hot and underage

Woah woah hold on, what is this?

I think I'm missing something with these guys, any way someone could get me up to speed?

>French Pop is shit
How can a single man be so wrong?

Stop with this pedo meme.
A girl with a fully developed body can be hot even if she's only 13-14. There's nothing wrong in finding her attractive.

>rothschilds bow to the Bogdanoffs
>in contact with aliens
>rumoured to possess psychic abilities
>control france with an iron fist
>own castles and banks all over the world
>direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
>will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)
>own basically every DNA editing research facility on Earth
>first designer babies will be Bogdanoff Babies
>both brothers said to have 200+ IQ
>ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon the Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
>These are the Bogdanoff twins
>They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
>You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now
>The Bogdanoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church
>They learned fluent French in under a week
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff
>The twins are 67 years old, from the space-time reference point of the base human.
>In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe
>The Bogdanoffs will guide humanity into a new age of wisdom, peace and love

Pop music is estrogenized garbage, and French pop is even worse.

It's good to watch a video on mute and blow loads over, but that's it.

I mean, if you're talking about shitty electropop it makes sense, but if you mean ALL French Pop you're just wrong.

>be alizee
>current year
>tattoos
into the trash she goes

that tinkerbell is hideous but the fucking sailor moon on the arm is beyond description

Idk what would people here recommend. All I know is that she's hot

I don't mind if a girls has tattoos, as long as they are done with taste, but she has not aged too well regardeless.

Tattoos only work if you're paler than creamed coffee. If you're anything darker (which Alizee is), they look like shit.

I would "fuck" her

Indila - SOS youtube.com/watch?v=m65jhGwtWrg
one of my favourite french pop songs

ayy lmao

tattoos only work if you're black enough for it to look like part of your skin

french culture is truly superior

like you wouldn't go after her if given the chance regardless of the tattoos, user please.

nigger version of a kpop idol

funny how you guys ignore kpop fapping threads but chimp out for this dark skinned bitch

tattoos are so disgusting.

I agree with this chap.

you know it my man

If you'll allow me to go off topic for a second to discuss her music, pic related is actually a pretty great, underrated synthpop album and I heartily recommend it to anybody who likes that genre.

hot af

Great post

how old was she when this picture was taken?

>you know, for research...
fuck off
>genderspooking yourself out of pop

I'll fuck the shit out of her.

Why the fuck are you trying to discuss music

>If you'll allow me to go off topic for a second to discuss her music

no.

post her ass.

Why do all the best potential pornstars all end up in music?

Sad :(

better pay and working conditions

this a thousand times
been in love with her since childhood, first time bating was to her
Grant me just one wish and I'll take her