Greentext thread. Here is mine:

Greentext thread. Here is mine:

Posted in other thread, but was too long and boring, so i cropped it up.

>Be in 3rd Grade
>Innocent little shit
>about 5:00PM, having a good night, good meal, gonna watch movie with dad later.
>decide, "fuck it, ima go outside and play with a toy"
>go's outside and play's with a toy
>Bungee Cord
>Has metal ends and i use it as a sword or some shit
>Get bored and connect it to a plant
>pull back hard and fast
>SNAP.lua
>mfw black metal spirals toward my cranium
>blacks out
>opens eyes to see teeth in hand, blood everywhere
>no pain from shock, but getting very scared
>run for help and scream at the top of my lungs
>Run screaming for Father or Grandmother
> She is out front
>Dont know that and run inside
>She runs in sees me
>is horrified
>tells me to get off the carpet with the blood
>she is crying
>Dad begins crying
>everyone panicks
>get in the car to go to the hospita.
>Dad calls my mother, who is out at a dinner with work friends
>tells her most of the situation
>will not tell her about my face
>even I have yet to see it
>look at rag over my mouth, stained with blood.
>begin to panick, feel very dizzy
>Dad keeps me up, trying to keep me calm, but i can see clear worry in his eyes
>Grandmother is horrified at the whole thing.
>we arive at a shitty second-rate hospital that makes the situation worse.

Continue? Its all written up, just want to know if interested

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do you have pics

>As I am being wheeled in (some dude from hospital does it, as if i cant walk) I catch a glimpse of my mangled lip, curled far up my face with horrid lacerations.
>i almost faint
>sits in lobby for two hours, waiting for treatment.
>Mother arrives in hospital, looks at me, and falls to her knees
>My disfigured face was too much to bear.

The worst has yet to come

>They finally serve me, as they drug me up.
>unusually talkative for someone with a broken talkie-hole
>must be the drugs
>its always the drugs
>after being drugged, im left there for HOURS.
>By the time they get back, drugs are worn off
>they begin to operate, and i feel the worst pain i have ever felt

>i want to say something, or scream maybe, but at this point, the drugs have worn off, and i dont have the energy to do so
>the agony is intense and i flutter with my conscience
>after what felt like forever it ends
>my family around me, they stare at me crying
What happens next changed a large part of my childhood
Cont?

Somewhere, but not on this device

Yis plz

Cont cont cont

>doctors mumble some things to my parents
>i see a glimpse of hope in their eyes, but also worry
>we walk out of hospital, me all bandaged up from most of my face.
>about 7:30
>the carride home is very tense
>not a single word is spoken
>beside the pain, i try to think of something to tell my parents, as they dont know of the bungee cord episode
>they cant know.
>We get home, and walk into the backyard
>Mom says "lets get looking"
>I begin to panic

>Parents finally ask me about the situation after finding bungee cord in the grass
>insist to them that i just tripped on a rock
>they argue that there is no way that could happen, but as i keep arguing. thry have no choice but to believe me.

>after a few minutes of them going around the yard with a flashlight, they come inside
>i asked them what they were looking for
>"these" they say, showing me a few teeth
>they drop them in milk in the hopes that they can be reinstalled like adobe reader

>We head in for the night
>i lay in their bed with them and watch a movie, drifting to sleep, as tomorrow will be much more tiring
>i didnt know it yet, but the events of the next day would lead to more tragedy

Anyone ready for part 2?

yes op

Yes plz keep going

Part 2: Patterson dentist office: Into the ghetto

>Wake up early and drive far into the depths of Patterson, NJ to meet up with the doctors that are going to plug my teeth back in
>place is really shitty
>mostly indians in office, it is offputting, even to a third grader
>they hop me up on drugs
>leave me alone for hours just like the other place
>this time however, after it wears of and they begin to operate i speak out

>holding onto tears with how painful it is. i feel horrible
>it finally ends
>Doctor tells us that this may work, or the tooth may infect my gums and leave me diseased.
>Tooth gets infected and is removed years later
>Dentist says it should have never been put in based on the pictures
>mfw
The end
Anyone else want to contribute anything?

>be me
>good life, beautiful wife, nice kid, big house, lots of money, successful, handsome, loved by all
>wake up
>nevermind

Show us your fucked up face, man

Kek

Its not fucked up anymore, they ended up taking the tooth out and moving my teeth over and shaping one tooth so it looks normal

1/2
>be me
>tall and skinny and awkward as fuck
>constantly horny
>permaboner.gif
>first day of high school
>all the girls have tits and wear makeup and have nice hair now
>English class is morning class
>filled with smoking hot chicks
>morning wood is raging
>going around class doing introductions where we stand up and say our name
>dick is hard as diamonds
>sick feeling in gut
>teacher calls name
>start talking without standing
>teacher interrupts
>"now stand up user"
>start trying to stand really slowly while talking really fast to get my name and hometown and hobbies out
>dont want to stand fully and have my bulge exposed
>end up hover/standing bent over with my ass out like when trying to piss with morning wood
>nervouslaughter.png
>fast forward a few weeks
>got really good at just tucking my boner up into my waistband
>same English class
>morning boner raging
>get called to front of class to do some shit on the board
>I'm tucked up
>still nervous about getting up in front of all these qt 3.14
>boner starts to untuck as I'm walking to the board
>as soon as i turn around to face the class my jimmy john falls free
>instant humiliation
>try to focus on what the fuck I'm doing at the board but I can tell that the other students notice
>my height just makes it worse since I just feel like a gigantic statue on display
>theres a 9/10 brunette in the front row about five feet away from my denim drumstick and i can see her physically withdraw from me out of the corner of my eye
>absolutely refuse to make eye contact with anyone
>then look at the teacher
>she's wide-eyed and uncomfortable as fuck but doesn't know what to do
>I pretty much black out
>finish whatever the fuck I was up there to do and sit down
>fast forward a day or so
>walking down the hall and hear "bona' doo'" in my peripheral
>zero in on whats being said
>a couple of negroes behind me talking
>"yeah the bona' doo' that creeped out femanon"
>mfw my reputation in high school was the boner dude

2/2
>from then on English class was awkward, but the chicks always smirk at me when I make eye contact, so I guess that's cool
>fast forward a few weeks
>party at a classmate's house
>lots of weed, this was before alcohol parties for us
>pretty fucking stoned
>femanons are there and one is from my English class
>make eye contact with her group and three or four of the chicks are smirking at me
>feelsnervousman.jpeg
>they start coming my way
>nope nope nope
>start talking to me
>I'm socially awkward as fuck so I say a bunch of stupid shit and try not to look nervous
>girls constantly giggling and signaling to each other
>the girl from class can tell this is going nowhere
>rolls her eyes and she just flat out says it:
>"remember that time you had a hard-on at the front of the class?"
>allofmywat.gif
>freeze
>she jokes about wanting to see it
>I'm stoned as fuck
>her friends chime in
>"yeah user, I've heard what they say about guys with big feet"
>giggles
>entire party stops
>record needle scratches across vinyl
>negroes at party become enraged with their fearsome gonad
>massive black cocks whip out en masse
>more naked black males show up
>white males have their clothes ripped off and are made to stand beside black men in order to display their larger, obviously superior penises
>all the white women in the room get their clothes ripped off
>a white woman stands between a black man and a white man while holding both of their penises and shows obvious satisfaction with the black one, and dissatisfaction with the white one
>interracial cuckold gangbang ensues
>creampies while the women say "fill me with your black seed"
>head nigger looks me straight in the eye and says:
>how dis make you white bois feel?
mfw

That went from 0 to 100 real fast

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OP here. Any more contributers?

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