Brother, may i have some oats

Brother, may i have some oats

Brother pig, thine oats have arrived
with thick thistles of wheat
from which they are derived;

Still sits the hay-barrow,
awaiting your hungry snout-
and willfully carrying mounds of oats to be claimed by your farrow.

Brother pig, here are thine oats
With time you shall be satisfied, and doze to sleep,
To wake another day, with mounds of oats at your keep.

No, brother. These are my oats; you must gather your own.

reminds me i need to call my brother

I thought I told you pigs to fuck off about my damn oats. Can't you assholes see I'm occupied?

Go to him, brother. Share with him your oats.

what in the fuck

But brother, I require your oats

You fool. You think yourself entitled to my oats? I ask that you think before making such ludicrous requests.

im dying brother

Brother... if you do not replenish him with oats,

it is YOU we shall consume.

This thread got emotional

it was never about oats

Then you part with an empty stomach. Go on, I say. Your presence is saturating the taste of these oats.

Oat will not heal thine faggotry brother.

i shall take your boipuccy instead

pls stop

i beg of you

For three months I had a steady diet of coffee and beer. After waking up one morning and realizing I hadn't had a glass of water the entire duration of my new diet I decided to start eating healthy again. When I finally used the restroom the resulting mass of filth was the so dense it visibly displaced the water line and I'm certain it was even able to absorb sound through the water as well.

pls go on

Kekked. Fuck you

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ayo where da oatz at

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That was the last I saw of brother. I went into such a rage, saw red, and consumed everything in sight. From there on out I felt like twice the pig.

fat pigger season

Step aside peasants! Where is your oaty tithe to thine Lord?

Ugh, it's Jamal.

"And what's in this thread, Pooh?" Piglet asked.

"Oh, just the usual faggotry, I suppose," sighed Pooh.

Share thine oats thankly
Meme thy memes dankly.

I really want a wallpaper version of that picture.

fucking kek