What now Sup Forumsros? We just matched a minute or so ago and I don't know how to kick this off

What now Sup Forumsros? We just matched a minute or so ago and I don't know how to kick this off

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"Do you belive in god?"

Can I grab you by the pussy?

please respond.

u want maek sum fuk?

Already botched it

kek

I vape

this

"If so, WHERE do you think he is at?"

Dubs decides

Can I ask you something?

Is there a character that could even possiblyEVENTOUCHMadara Uchiha? Let alone defeat him. And I’m not talking about Edo Tensei Uchiha Madara. I’m not talking about Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara either. Hell, I’m not even talking about Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan and Rinnegan doujutsus (with the rikodou abilities and being capable of both Amateratsu and Tsukuyomi genjutsu), equipped with his Gunbai, a perfect Susano’o, control of the juubi and Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju’sDNAimplanted in him so he has mokuton kekkei genkai and can perform yin yang release ninjutsu while being an expert in kenjutsu and taijutsu

Sned nudz

would you like to join my pedo sex cult?

Imagine this. You are attracted to women, like you are now (emotionally and sexually), but they do not exist. They existed a long time ago, and no one knows what they looked like (They have a pretty good idea from the fossils, however), but they do not exist anymore. That means, not only do you know there will never be any possibility, of you having sex with one, but there;s not even a possibility of you ever seeing one in real life. Everyone else, however, except for a very few, are not attracted to women, they are attracted to something else entirely. So, in other words, you will never find any porn anywhere on the internet, only non-sexual pictures of women. Everyone you have told about your attraction to women think it’s disgusting. To relieve yourself, you get off on the non-sexual pictures of women, knowing it will never get any better. That’s what life is like to me. I am a degree 6 Zoosexual, sexually and emotionally attracted to Tyrannosaurs and nothing else. Women don’t even do it for me. I am cursed

I sexually Identify as pasta. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of sitting in a box, waiting for someone to boil me alive. People say to me that a person being pasta and being boiled alive is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon superglue meatballs to me and boiling me alive, then pouring pasta sauce on me. From now on I want you guys to call me "tortellini" and respect my right to be boiled at 212° Fahrenheit. If you can't accept me you're a pastaphobe and need to check your water boiling privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

So, you wanna go on a date? I was thinking a nice restaurant in town. It's relatively new and not very busy but the milkshakes are the best.

Wanna try B.O.F.A?

I have lung cancer. stage 3a, it's spread to my lymph nodes

jesus win

Sorry wrong number

is there a 24hr vet clinic near your house?

yes why?

cause your pussy is going to need stitches after i fuck it

Ask her if she wants to catch up for a drink. She replies iffy or negative say you only do real interactions.

No deal? Move on to next.

where the hell are lymph nodes?

roll

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lymph_node

roll again

rollerino again

rollerino again ffs

again ffs

excuse me but have you any time to talk about Jesus Christ?

Have you heard of our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

>It's relatively new and not very busy but the milkshakes are the best.
>the milkshakes are the best

Amazing

kinda all over your body

Bros, just got out of a 3 year relationship.
Going to install Tinder with pics of me, but...
Should I link it to my real fb o not?

These were posted one second apart lol

I rape you in the dark alley.

Yeah, why not?

i showed your mom my dick

including your ass?

You like Huey Lewis and the News? Their early work was a little too new wave for my tastes, but when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor. In '87, Huey released this, Fore!, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip to be Square", a song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. [rapidly, as if agitated] But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity, and the importance of trends, it's also a personal statement about the band itself.

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Insta: jeighsway

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Don't know if there are inconveniences...
Just wanted some input

what in the fuck kinda name is 'Jeigh'

i kno im l8 but this was kek worthy

FUCK. YOU SHOULD'VE SAID ROLLED

Yea, that's what I was going for. I want this to be said.

Idk what kind of a name is jeigh but she scams with nudes

Well I was essentially in the same position as you, was a few months after a 3.5 year relationship, just go all out, tinder is pretty fun

roll agai

The other threads I made about jeigh keep dying y'all have fun with that info

ROLL AGAIN!

Since we're all here, can someone shop her giving a blowjob?

COME ON!

OP won't deliver

If trips ask her if she want sum fuk

Cool, can you give some pointers?
>It's been only 2 months after I dumped her

ROLL AGAIN!

Joey B.O.F.A.?

Sure, post a full frontal nude of you and I'll do it in like 5 min

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You'll want to nail some decent pics, first one should be just you but you want some with mates too. An original bio helps so you don't look like the same old cunts who put their height etc.

Make sure you're flirting and not just chatting or it'll go nowhere. And try to get a date on the cards within a day or two of chatting.

No, try

BOFA DEEZ NUTS MUFUCKA!!!

GOT 'EEM

Thanks man.
Where do you usually take them on dates?

underrated

Usually a bar that does cocktails is a good shout. We have a decent place called Revolution in the UK, but not sure what the US equivalent would be

>I'm not american
I know what you mean, will do...just feel rusty.
Don't want to sound desperate and such..

Anyways, gonna go to bed bro... thanks for the input!

In the words of the great nig nigs, afroman. My dick was hard..but now it's soft.